>make friend >have so many things in common >have fun

>>38829878
Yeah, your shit is pretty fucked.

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>>38829878
Then just don't voice chat or do anything that would make people know you're a girl dumb fuck.

>>38829878
It's okie OP

>>38829878
>thinks online "socializing" is remotely close to actual social interaction
You deserve the freaky orbiters desu.

>using voice chat
>falling for the online friends meme
Retard.

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>>38829878
firendship between boys and girls don't exist you're either a mate or a "fuck off", there's no inbetween
At lest you're able to make friends OP, my last faithfull friend went wit a 10/10 girl and i'm here in my bathtub on r9k listening to don't worry be happy on loop while crying like when i was 5, you nigger

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>make friend
>have fun talking
>they stop messaging me after a month
Every time...

>>38829878
Is it because he sounds like Elmo gargling on smegma, OP?

I'm a fembot too and I just moved to a new town. How the he'll do you make friends if you don't drive and in the middle of no where. Everything is 45min away or more. I wish I had fembot friend.

>>38830295
ah yes the college experience, don't worry it's the same with everyone after a while, they just want to settle with someone, you'll have no friends, at all, except your neighbors who you will secretly hate for being more successfull than you

It's all about making a living and then having no one to spend said living with. :^)

Get the fuck off this board you worthless fucking cunt. Leave you fuckpig. You cum buckets should just kill yourselves.

>>38830354
I'm already on my 3rd year and the only people I talk to regularly or have any connection with is a few friends I made online almost 5 years ago. I'm not even the jealous type because I don't care about success, I just don't get why everyone hates me so much.

>>38829878
Give me your discord, ill be your friend, ill vent tho, and im taken also, hope you dont mind

>>38830370
I though it was all about getting all the achievements on civilization 5....

>>38830399
Oh hell yeah, dude. That's where the REAL money is.

>>38830393
see my post >>38830264
people don't "hate" you they just find you not worth the effort of socialising cause you don't bring the chads and staceys, except for bully

>>38830404
DESU I'll probably get 0 knowing my luck.

>>38830438
I'm not even talking about friendship between different genders, I can't make friends with anyone. I've tried but no one seems to want to keep up contact after the first couple of conversations, even online. I've given up on this though, I was mainly looking to vent.
i'm a boy btw

>>38829878
>Not stringing the thirsty beta along for money
That useless fuck deserves it

>>38830496
well it's not gender related to you but to what genders people who hang around with could get.
You know what scrap gender of the equation, it's a matter of gold digging except that instead of possession it's a group of relationships people dig.
Cool dudes bring cool girls, cool girls bring cool dudes, femenazi bring betas etc... You on the other hand don't bring anything but weird internet culture and memes, thus you don't bring any reasons for them to keep contact, there's a reason why my father's only friend at 52 years old is an expert in stamps, because he has my grand father's huuuuuge collection, see what I mean?

Good, you don't need friends, no one needs friends. Friends are cancer and should be avoided at all cost.

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I am a male and i have female friends that we all see eachother only as friends, ask me anything

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>>38830588
Yeah I get what you mean. This world is a cruel one.

>>38830576
>Encouraging that kind of vindictive behavior.
While I won't say I can't blame you, and it seems fairly plausible to just do that to a poor sap who can't get his mind outta the relationship filled gutter that is 'the desire to have someone lovin' you', it's still more than a little cruel. Though you might as well use someone for all they're worth if they aren't worth anything to you as a budd' anymore, eh?

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>>38830692
theworld in itslef? no
The fact that you're aware of basic everything works, and that in the end it all comes down to basic survival interaction covered by sparkles and dates? Yes
here have a rare picture of japanese hogwarts music class

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>try to make friends
>fail every time

>>38830808
god I wish that were me in front of that tuba

I'm the sort of person OP's talking about. I wish I could help it but I really can't. Being lonely changes you.

>>38830588
no anon its spelled YUUUUUUGE

>>38829878
>make friend
>have so many things in common
>watch anime and documentaries
>find out it's a girl.
>meet up
>she brings me handmade baked goods
>we wander around a forest together

>>38831036
Did you two go on a whimsical adventure in a faraway land?

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>>38829878
>people want to date and flirt with me
>Screw you guys who says fembots have it easy
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>38831062
Nah, just the local forest

cute woman

another bait thread
w/e I don't even know how to make friends anymore, didn't talk to anyone since 2008

I'm honestly curious as to why you people even want friends. Don't you enjoy the freedom of not having to keep in touch with someone else? Not feeling obligated to message, and\or hang out with them? It tires me out listenning to my cousin talk about the shit he's done with his friends.

>>38829878
>make friend
>Have so many things in common
>Have fun talking and watching anime
>He wants to go into voice chat
>Finds out I'm a guy
>Relationship completely changes
>He starts getting busy suddenly
>Spend less and less time together
>Finally just removes me one day

Its happened four times already. ;_;

>>38831163
I'm alone for a long time now, 9 years without talking to anyone but the cashier or gym tenant
and I admit it's great but I never escaped the naive feeling of wanting to have someone else I could meet and connect with, it doesn't make me sad but I can't stop wishing for that

>>38831310
I guess that's understandable, but meh, just seems like too much work. I guess my ideal friend I could go months without talking to at a time.

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>>38829878
just dont go on voice chat you fucking autistic nigger

>make friend
>have so many things in common
>have fun talking and watching anime
>I want to go into voice chat
>find out she's a girl
>relationship completely changes
>she thinks i'm constantly hitting on her trying to be her bf despite acting as I usually do
>makes a thread about it
>relationship completely ruined due to her paranoia
kill yourself op

true fembots do have it hard. but the people making fembot feels threads are not fembots

>>38832224
how the fuck can a female be a robot?

>>38829878
what things did you have in common
i have gf so I won't orbit you

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>>38832263
>thinking that people wanting to have sex with you magically cures you of depression and social anxiety and other robot traits

>>38832555
>everyone loves you and would want to be with you forever and support you even after you're old and busted
hakuna matata wheres the problem in that easy life where you don't have to do shit for yourself

>>38829878
To be honest OP, I tend not to care of a friend is a girl online because it's kind of hard to find people interested in the same stuff anyways, no sense in ruining what you've got if it's so good! What anime have you been watching recently that are you enjoy?

>>38832595
A guy wanting to fuck you doesn't mean he cares. Men just want sex, but I'm not interested in being a cumdump for someone who doesn't give a fuck about me.

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>>38832647
not me

>>38832595
i have to do everything for myself... your implying that having someone want to have sex with me means i get everything handed to me thats not true, i think your just projecting your hatred of women onto me and cant really think outside of your bubble imo

>>38832647
only chaddiest of chads act that way, thundercunt

>>38830336
same situation. cant even get online friends, all discord chat eventually died out after 2 months or so

>>38832647
Going to be honest here but brushing all men like that with such a generalization is literally no different from the so called normal fags, so you should think carefully about that response again.

Any female (female) or girl (male) want to be friends? Yes, friends.

>>38829878
Some people can't be friends with the opposite gender. Maybe he doesn't realize it and just doesn't know how to behave with girls in general, I know I am terrible at it, and i'll be really self-conscious because if I tend to treat them as it was a guy and then when i treat them as a girl it's sound as flirtatious because it's that how everyone i have seen behave around their female friends.

>>38830264
>>38830325
>>38830376
>>38831090
Dude why are there so many anons that straight up hate women? I mean, this is incel level shit.
Stuff like this makes me sad enough to leave this board for a few weeks
:(

>>38832840
I can answer it pretty easily, they're just angry bitter people and need to relax a bit, pull the light posts out from up their asses, and realize it's not hard for us to all get along!

>>38832713
if you have a vagina you can literally walk up to any man on the street, ask for a 100-500 dollars and get it
men want gfs THAT badly I've seen it thousands of times

>>38832840
because 95% of women have life on easy mode and when they complain about their problems all i can do is laugh at how petty they are

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>>38832975
so if you could suck dicks for 500 dollars all your problems would be solved anon?... at least be realistic

having sex for money isn't going to fix my problems

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>>38833032
>i hate women and refuse to even have a civil conversation with a women

>if they try and ask me why i will tell them their privileged and scream and pout until they stop talking to me

>i will then post "tfw no gf" threads and complain about how women only want chad

you and OP are both delusional

>>38833033
no you dont have to suck any dicks at all
its easy fug to steall milllions of dollars from any man when you pretend to like him why dont you understand

>>38832840
>I mean, this is incel level shit.
And what did you expected from us?? All of us being orbiters betas, normies or chads?

>>38833032
Can you list all / the main reasons why you say fembots have life on easy mode?

>>38829878

Use a voice changer. Simple as that unless you really feel the need to advertise your gender while at the same time complaining about it.

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>meet girl in real life
>play games every day with girl for a year
>she decides to become a gamer gurl
>starts a twitch and adds everyone she sees online into our group
>doesn't act like herself anymore
>always surrounded by people trying to show off and be cool for a girl online
>not fun anymore
>stop playing games with her

>>38833088
r9k are autistic, social anxiety or sob story anons. Incels have projected their frustration with the world onto women and fucked themselves up permanently and sexually.
Are you saying you want a legless, armless woman to fuck?

Yeesh this thread is an angry one. I kinda was just interested in talking to people calmly but I see that won't happen much..

>>38833205
Sadly that is expecting too much of people on the internet these days.

>>38833249
Seems that way. At least you're not of a impolite disposition it seems. Have a lovely day you!

>>38833306
Likewise to you fellow robot.

>>38833175
>r9k are autistic, social anxiety or sob story anons.
This thinking made possible the infiltration of attention seeking femhores and failed normies
>Incels have projected their frustration with the world onto women and fucked themselves up permanently and sexually.
Yeah, it's only females fucking up our lifes. Keep believing this.
>Are you saying you want a legless, armless woman to fuck?
Literally what?

>>38832824
sure, i would like to be friends. contact info?

>>38833472
What do you prefer anon? Email, discord, steam? Something else?

>>38833493
i prefer email, post a throwaway!

>>38833443
>Yeah, it's only females fucking up our lifes. Keep believing this.
That's what incels think
>Literally what?
Incels agree they want this

Do you know about the group of people you just defended or did you just want to cry harder?

>>38833205
Nice way to say that you can't make a good response and also gain the male compassion.

Tripfags should be gassed

>>38833549
Harsh harsh and harsh, does it hurt to hold a nice polite demeanor around people even in anonymity? Such an unruly character you, though I suppose I can't blame you.

>>38833549
If that was their sole agenda they wouldn't try to contact someone from this thread for later.

>>38833509
[email protected]

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>>38830295
>have friends
>SEASONS CHANGE, TIME PASSES BY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZypZA2o3oHc
>no friends, old irc servers abandoned
kill me

>>38833586
>[email protected]

this is somewhat ominous

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>make friend on overwatch (inb4 casual trash)
>talk on discord
>turns out person is girl
>we talk often
>would consider her a good friend by now
>browsing /r9k/ hearing all these terrible stories about online friendos

tell me anons, when is it going to come TUMBLING DOWN?

>>38833643
Well you said throw away. Didn't mean to scare you. Sorry anon.

>>38833529
>That's what incels think
Yeah, like chads, and normalfags don't get into the equation, it's only girls
>Incels agree they want this
You must be retarded if you believe this

>>38833664
You /g/ bro?

>>38833702
I'm talking about /r/incels, what are you talking about?

Btw I think you misunderstood

>>38833704
Sometimes I go. Haven't been there in awhile

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>>38833597
maybe because your and old grandpa and no one likes an old fart

old farts usually try and push their traditionalism on you and have the "my opinion is final, and if you don't like it the way i like it, then im going to talk over you until you remove me because im insufferable" complex

>>38829878
I remember meeting someone on r9k becoming really good friends on instant messenger
we had a lot of common interests and even watched the madoka movie together, in a two person livestream,
then I found out it was a girl,
at that moment,
I blocked her.
then deleted my im account as I only made it for that one thread and only kept in contact with her, and figure might as well scrap the whole thing.

>>38833741
wasnt that place taken over by a woman and a bunch of normalfags that white knight her?

>>38833576
Ok, say what you wanna say then. I will try my best to not insult you

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>>38830679
Have you ever jerked off to the thought of your female friend fucking you?

>>38833838
A turnabout in behavior! Well I hope the best of luck to you sir in your day to day life, do hold a bit of respect for yourself and others will you?

>>38833793
why tho do you hate women or are you shy anon?

>>38833741
/r/incels is not what defines all incels

>>38833926
Thus we conclude

>>38833895
I dont need that shit in my life, fuck that I already have enough problems as it is.

>>38833656
Never had an online girlfriend, but my 3 good friends I met on the internet. However idk how it always is bc they all happen to live in the same province as me and a few of us hang out irl all the time. It's really not too much to worry about.

>>38833793
I think people make too big a deal out of sex and gender. We're all just sacks of flesh tbqh.

>>38833945
alright fair enough.


(this does not need to be original bot)

>>38829878
Newfag here, anyone looking to make friends?

>>38834058
only if its other guys

>>38833892
Eh... ok. Hope you have a good one too I guess. I barely respect myself because I hate myself, but I'll try to do it with others.

The tripfagging still bothers me, but I'm holding

>>38833942
Alright, what you say

>>38834003
>I think people make too big a deal out of sex and gender. We're all just sacks of flesh tbqh

>our human nature is nothing brah, yolo 420

>>38829878
I'll be your friend without trying to make advances OP

>>38829878
>make online friend
>talk about anime and stuff
>enter voice chat at some point
>find out they are a girl
>changes nothing because I don't view people romantically

It's happened to me a few times. I don't see the big deal.

Even if I was into romance, I wouldn't feel it for an internet person.

>>38831309
I've had this shit happen, like getting their dick wet is the only thing you're good for but when they realize that aint happening because ... well it'd be gay, you stop existing..


OP could say they were a trap or just not go on voice. It's her fault for trusting a robot, we're all assholes.

>>38834058
I am, do you use discord?

>>38829878
>make friends
>can get significant others
>boo hoo i'm so lonely
And then you turn 35 and realize no one wants you. Then, and only then, will you realize what loneliness is.

>>38829878
Have you tried--
>jus b urself
--OP?

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>>38829878
>really, screw everyone who says fembots have it easy
Fuck you, roastie, you already find your perfect mate but you're to much of a shy bitch to accept it, fuck you.

>>38834243
Yup. How do you want to exchange info?

>>38830399
Steam name? Always looking to co-op on civ v or vi! I won't even orbit you!

>>38832555
>thinking that people wanting to have sex with you magically cures you of depression and social anxiety and other robot traits.

I doubt anyone believes being desirable magically relieves one of the maladies of shyness and melancholy. If one's spirit is truly sick, his demons will afflict him regardless of how lovely his flesh is. As intoxicating as a kiss may be, it serves as a very poor rite of exorcism.

People typically conflate social anxiety and chronic despair with late virginity because the former conditions can easily lead to the latter. Of course, there will be men so lovely that women will force themselves upon them even as the Adonises in question tremble and squirm with fear in their eyes. Likewise, there will be men who are so repulsive that they will go down to the dead unwanted regardless of how charismatic and charming they may be. But members of the two aforementioned tribes are exceptionally rare; there are very few gods and even fewer monsters.

Very few are born in either Heaven or Hell. The vast majority of mankind draws its first breath in Purgatory. The longer one languishes in it, shackled by awkwardness and fear, the more ponderous his chains become. Until, eventually, they become so heavy that they begin to drag him down toward those sad and silent places Nature reserves for Her abominations. The dream of Paradise becomes less possible with each passing year, its light growing progressively dimmer until, at long last, it vanishes entirely with only nightmares remaining to fill the void.

So let's show some compassion for the men sick in spirit who resent the women that, though afflicted in the same fashion they are, have license to live as human beings while they do not. Let's offer them a bit of sympathy while they are still men moaning in Purgatory before they inevitably join the ranks of the devils screaming in Hell.

Perhaps the memory of that tiny kindness will provide a bit of solace to them while they burn.

>>38832733
Collasweet is my discord.

>>38829878
That's what happens when you talk to a street shitter OP

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>>38829878
How did you make a friend? please tell me

>>38834578
Not her, but you normally start to talk to people and shit. Consider that if you're boring you'll end up getting ghosted.

>>38829878
You are the retarded one for thinking that some online beta fag won't try his hardest to get in a relationship with a girl he is comfortable with.Also there are plenty of females who watch anime and i am sure you can relate with them in some way or another.

>>38834729
But how do you start the talking part? How do you be interesting?

>>38829878
OP I'm curious how did you watch anime together if you weren't in the same room?

>>38834858
>How do you be interesting?
I'm not the best to give an advice on this but I think I'd good if you share hobbies, things you both like and shit like that.

>>38834858
Not the guy you are talking to but as a neet finding friends online isn't hard.Just join a community(in my case it was mmorpgs and anime) and you will eventually have to socialize with people.Just don't be clingy and think that everyone you come across is instantly your friend.Also don't concentrate on getting a friend,just talk and if it goes well you guys will continue to see or communicate with each other.

>>38829878
I have friends on steam and discord that are girls, I get along with them fine.

Just try to find a guy that isn't thirsty af

>>38834889
livestream you troglodyte!!!

>>38834858
It's not a matter of being interesting, honestly. It's just a matter of talking. Actually talking. Find a subject both of you like, and then TALK about it. Don't wait for them to ask all the time, but make sure to give them time to talk too (don't just wall of text/drown em out)

>both like vidya?
>ask what vidya they like or what they're playing
>actually talk about shit instead of "I like this type. it's really fun/my favorite"

Nigga WHY is it your favorite? What do you like about it? What's so fun about it? What is it even like?

Anyone wanna be friends?

orig

>>38835173
where are you from? i am from the us

>>38835173
Ok, we're all friends in here, m8.

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>>38834429
God I love your writing. You should make a compilation, or a blog with just your posts in it. I would read the shit out of that.

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>have one online friend
>scared to talk to her for too long for fear of boring her
>don't wanna ramble on though
>tfw the replies become one word

I just want a friend I can keep a conversation going with.

>>38835377
I could be your friend. What do you like to talk about?

>>38835473
Don't really watch anime, but im open to watchin it every now and again. I do just like to talk about everyday things and video games.

>>38834429
Posts like this is why I come to this board. Thank you.

>>38835267
Australia, Queensland

>>38835539
What stuff do you play? Please don't be a casual.

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>>38829878
Did you seriously expect a random guy from the internet to somehow not try to get in your virtual pants once he finds out you're a female?
Holy shit you're dumb, woman.

>>38835714
StarCraft, Competitive Pokemon, i'd probably play stuff like Halo if I could to.

>>38835747
>Competitive Pokemon

On a 3DS or what? Did they put combat already into Pokemon go?

>>38833090
>no expectations to take any responsibility for anything, ever
>easily capable of upward mobility in society through marriage and education
>have gender specific government programs, institutions, grants, scholarships, task forces, support groups, and funded initiatives dedicated to helping them
>have laws saying that they can't be paid lower than the highest paid male in the same position in a business or company, meaning that even if they do a shit job, they're still going to get paid at a higher rate
>are the beneficiaries of dedicated diversity quotas in education and hiring initiatives
>men freely cater to there needs just to get attention from them
>easily capable of picking and choosing their mates
>readily available access to reproductive health services and related funding for said services

Women have this and much, much more, yet they always bitch about how they don't have the same status as elite men do. Fuck off, selfish holes.

>>38835775
nah there's a simulator online
I would never want to slave over getting the mons in-game

>>38835836
dude, comp pokemon is a bad joke at best.
You'll always have the same mons with the same stats. And if your opponent as the right mons, you're pretty much screwed.
Seriously, there is no skill or really any planning involved. It's just mere luck with extra steps.

>>38829878
>complaining that a guy changes his attitude after he finds out something he didn't know
And here I thought roasties couldn't get more retarded.

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>>38829878
seeing situations like this makes me worry-- as an autist who only gets along with girls.
I'm afraid when I try to make friends with a girl they might think I'm doing this.

>>38829878
Anon, just join the dark side and accept that friendship is trash, and you'd be better off without it.

>>38835973
There's a lot more that goes into it then base stats. EV's also help to change a mons stats as well so some mons aren't the same others.
There's plenty of planning that goes through with teambuilding, i'd say. And there's all sorts of strats out there

>>38830236
What's the problem with it? I can enjoy with online friends.

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>>38836258
ayy thats awesome I didn't know there were other people here who played pokemon!
What format do you play?
vgc fag here
(quit playing last year though)

>>38836342
Never tried VGC im just a Smogon! Sorry!

>>38836365
ah thats cool though. I never played that much smogon but I used to know a little about it.

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>>38836365
>smogon

Well that's that.

>>38834429
this, i like this, you write well.
can i find more anywhere?

>>38836332
>I can enjoy with online friends.
Not him but I think am i the only one who find it hard to make friends online?

>>38836258
Except, it's not really like that. What pokemon can you/will you make? a 6iv current-meta-mon with 2 maxed ev stats and X nature. Want to use your favorite mon? Nope, it's shit in comp.
I played pokemon for 15years and i know the comp scene. Pokemon is a good pve game but pvp should really dissappear.
Maybe gf should make the mons less "repetitive" and maybe give the players the chance to customize them however we want.
I want a slow as ass, defensive salamence that won't die from half an ice-beam. But, no can't have that, that mon is either spaatk or physical.

>>38829878
>being friends with single straight guys on the internet who watch anime and play video games

big mistake, the only straight guy i'm able to be friends with has a gf that he likes enough that he would never even consider another girl. He's a real fun friend that doesn't ass kiss or act weird at all, just a real bro.

What do you even talk to online friends about? I'm a ten year NEET who spends every day inside browsing the web, I can count the number of video games played or anime I've watched in the past few years on one hand. I haven't had a friend in over a decade, I'm getting lonely and depressed and want to try making friends but when I think about what that actually entails I realize that I wouldn't be able to keep them because I can't keep a conversation with anyone. The few times I've joined online chat groups (MMO guilds etc.), I find it impossible to contribute to the conversation, everyone chats about nothing and gets to know and befriend each other while I speak barely a few dozen lines over a month. And that's when I try. Am I just doomed to be alone and friendless forever?

>>38829878
There's no such thing as "friends" between men and women you moron. You either need to hide you're a girl or not befriend guys.

>>38829878
i'll be your friendo

original

>>38836739
Dude, almost exactly the same here. 6 years NEET. Been playing an MMO for 4 years now. Was in a few clans, but never got to really socialize while everyone else just seems like a social butterfly.
>Am I just doomed to be alone and friendless forever?
Yes. Yes we are.

are any BC (specifically, in Vancouver) robots itt?

>make a friend
>chatting constantly
>tease him one time for typing like a girl in idle banter
>claims to be a girl
>hits on me every so often a month or two after that
what the fuck
if I didn't realize given the power of hindsight telling me it was the long-con to get me into buying a shitload of stuff (which I did not do) I would still be confused as all hell like something was off

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>>38836385
>>38836390
>tfw your interests are shit

no hope for me then

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>>38837092
>tfw someone tells me that my interests are shit just because I mentioned ONE interest that I had a year ago

>>38837092
What are your interest??

Hi mods!

>>38829878
>just be friends online
I actually want a cute internet gf and eventually get married and have sex IRL.

So far I've only cybered.

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>>38829878
The only reason for relationship being ruined is that he's not Chad

If he looked like this you'd be choking on his cock right now

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>made a friend to talk to
>all he talks about is being anxious and scared of everything
>dont really feel like being friends anymore

>>38837317
It may sound obvious, but why do you want a girlfriend and get married? I'm just curious to know. Sorry if it sounds so autistic.

>>38835795
holy shit, roastie btfo
good writing anon

>>38836814
you are a retard.i played mmorpgs hardcore for a bit and meet a shit ton of people and fought the best pvpers in the eu server(which is the best server).You are only making excuses for yourself.
>inb4 you are a normie
i am a neet and have been ostracized for as long as i remember living.You can easily makes friends in mmorpg if you have a common goal(which in my case was pvping)

>>38837394
Lol what did you expected from a robot

>>38837394
>imply I'm not interesting from the get go in a nonawkward manner
>they don't believe me
>they find out I'm boring as all get out and leave me alone
erry tim

>>38837422
1. That extremely satisfying, loving relationship.
2. Biological cravings
3. Children
Don't worry, I have Asperger syndrome.

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>>38837531
he was not like this before, he was pleasant to converse with

>>38837576
i dont mind boring people, but its another thing when theyre depressing and bring you down with them and complain nonstop

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>>38832840
Are you OP? Because you straight up said you don't like making friends with other fembots. One must assume there's a reason for this.

>>38837628
then remove him, you don't care anyway

>>38829878
>posting a thumbnail

you a dumb thot

>>38837611
It surprises me a bit when someone says he/she wants to get married an have children. I don't see marriage so different from business relationships. Seems very repulsive.

>hitting on people
>online
please tell me people don't actually waste their time with this shit

>>38837771
That happens when you're a NEET. Sounds sad, right?

Naturally we will become attracted to girls we like m8

>>38837748
>very repulsive
Treating marriage as a business relationship or wanting a loving family?

Tbh thinking it's a business relationship is why slut shit (like the slut pill) should be illegal -- so it won't corrupt love and destroy the concept of a family.

>>38837865
I was talking about the marriage. It's horrible because I can see that as an actual family relationship.

>>38838780
can't*. I wrote it wrong.

>>38829878

Well if you got along well, and if you're available, what does it matter? Isn't that a natural next step and literally the best of both world? You women baffle me.

>>38829878
You'll never find friendship with a boy. Don't be stupid. I'm a lesbian and I still can't do it, they think they have some chance with me, even when I'm fullblown dyke. Men just want sex from women, that's it.

>>38829878
Aight, but, after the initial scramble and put downs, it levels out if they aren't psychotic.
Or maybe thats just me, idk

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>>38838903
why do people think this?
I don't want sex from women I just want friends. Every time people like you push the idea that men only want sex, it ruins potential friendships that I could have.
Look, I've already ascended from the 3D roastie meme. I'm on my way to becoming a wizard. Don't be so self-absorbed to the point where you think everyone just wants to have sex with you.
If someone does just want sex from you, oh well-- it's only natural. Just don't assume everyone is the same.\

Fuck I never sounded like such a neckbearded autist in my entire life. Back to lurking I go.

>>38839327
Because even gay women still get off to the pleasure that people want to give them attention. Even if they pretend to hate it.

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>>38839431
so they won't let me be friends with them because they fantasize about people giving them attention and pretend to hate it?

what the fuck

>>38839464
It's gotta be positive sexual attention. Not friendship attention. Friendship attention is like second rate attention that women who think they are all that don't want becasue that's ugly women attention. They want to be fucked, but want it from whom they choose.

>>38839431
I don't "get off on the pleasure". I have a long term girlfriend. I actually just want friends, which I don't have. My interests are more "male" so that seemed a good place to start, but there's always a bit of interest in something more which ruins it.
>>38839327
Maybe because I try to befriend non robots? Besides, I speak from personal experience, nothing more. Of the men I've tried to befriend, usually it's going along swimmingly until they try to make a move and then it goes pearshaped.
Maybe exceptions exist. You clearly are one. I'm just talking about what I've experienced.

>>38839464
>so they won't let me be friends with them because they fantasize about people giving them attention and pretend to hate it?
Dude, I'd love male friends. I'm not interested in dating or anything, so that'd be great. The lesbo is obviously an attention whore.

>make friend
>have so many things in common
>have fun talking and watching anime
>he wants to go into voice chat
>finds out i'm not a girl
>Relationship completely ruined

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>>38839540
yeah man it sucks. I'm not gay but I like talking to women more sometimes.
>>38839515
ok thats good you understand. I thought you would be a typical "LE MEN ONLY WANT SECKS!!11!1 LMAO FUCK MEN RIGHT>!>!>??" I find those types really annoying.

>>38829878
Just how it is. When a guy meets a girl, he automatically wants to be seen as a potential partner so he has to think about every thing he does and how you'll take it. He wants you to be open to fucking him or being his gf, he doesn't want to risk blowing away an opportunity. Most guys are not Chad so simply being friends with a woman makes him attracted to her and wants to date her.

Men are just hard wired to want to chase women that are close to them. I can gurantee that most men think about fucking a female friend or coworker or whatever at some point. They just never act on it for a variety of reasons, usually they're either too beta or don't want to cause problems.

If you're a woman, you should get used to it and just accept it as a reality and make it known that you only want a platonic relationship.

>>38829878
Wow feeling liked and wanted must be fucking awful, being a fembot must really be hell

AT LEAST YOU HAVE FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE