>girl asks me what kind of music i like >only listen to

>>38828115
>obscure disco
Kek

"I don't listen to music."
>actually have dozens of cds

What s obscure disco

Link me please

>>38828327
>"I don't listen to music."
That sounds incredibly autistic.
Saying you listen to Burzum and Swans is way less weird.

I always just say "oh I listen to a little bit of everything"
then if they keep pushing I'll just gradually start staring at the ground and mumbling until they leave me alone

>>38828115
Just name the first nigger rapper that comes to mind. That usually does the trick.

Just say you listen to electroswing, show a video of Caravan Palace. It's """interesting""" enough to make you seem cool yet still listenable for the random vapid slut

>only really listen to black metal

ive still not come up with a decent response, i just sperg out every time

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>>38828115
Dungeon Synth is the real music of robots. Good taste OP, not many people enjoy it. I have albums and albums of it, and a pretty big physical collection.
Hedge wizard is my pride and joy.

post some dungeon synth and obscure disco

>not telling her you listen to King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard

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>>38828115
>only listen to anime boot mixes

>>38828436
>steampunk interests me: the band

only listen to darkthrone and gigi de agostino

>>38828482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zhonFtBBfQ

>>38828115
I have responded with what I actually listen to and so far no girl has reacted negatively

I don't know how girl think, but when I ask this to a possible date, answers like "a bit of everything" and "radio, pop music" are by far the most disapointing answers EVER. Id tell the truth, and disrespect her if she does.

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>>38828115
>Girl asks me literally anything
>Call her a dumb primitive roastie and to fuck off

I hate all roasties. Anyone here /thotpatrol/?

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"You know, some folks...
-Like what ?"

>tfw I actually do listen to a bit of everything

>>38828575
Question is more subtle than you think

>not listening to snuff-synth aggro-pop

>>38828524

Lol this is terrible
Sounds like shitty video game music

>>38828115
I always tell them chiptune. In a way it's sort of a reverse shit-test; if they don't know what chiptune is it's a good sign that they're a complete normalfag. If they don't know what it is, but ask questions about it, it shows that they at least have some interest in me.

>>38828115
"Okilly Dokilly is the best band ever"
Works every time

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>tfw have hundreds of gigs of noise "music"

>>38828436
fucking retard
sdsvv

>>38828115
>I only listen to techno and anime osts
>mfw she becomes my gf and sucks me off AND swallows
f e e l s g o o d m a n

>>38828333
I think he means vaporwave and future funk. Trying to hide his power level.

POST
MORE
DISCO

>>38828503
>>38828800
I don't actually listen to them, but i've had 3 different girls say they like it

I slept with two of them

>>38828115
>girl asks me what kind of music I like
>only listen to Kanye
over before it began...

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>>38828115
>girl asks me what kind of music i like
>Only listen to anime openings and video game OST's.

>>38828115
>girl asks me
what are you, a fucking normie?

I have 60 terabytes of 60s pre ambient and 12 gigs of somalian hardcore rap.
I also like the beatles,but not those beatles. The new beatles. Their stuff still is unreleased and technically they aren't even a band but they will blow your mind when they release their debut in about 5 years.

>>38828931
>12 gigs of somalian hardcore rap.
Post that shit, right now

>>38828115
>Listen almost exclusively to Jungle
>No one knows what it is anymore

I have only ever met one girl who was really into Jungle and Hardcore but I didn't bother talking about it with her for long. She comes over to UK every few months to go to raves and she liked every track I had on my phone, I probably should have got her number at least.

>>38828922
favourite album? favourite song?

>only listen to obscure trad metal
>girl asks me what kind of music i listen
>tell her metal
>"oh like avenged sevenfold and attila"

BUT THE PHRASE "A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IS AN OXYMORON"

>>38828931
Now thats an old /mu/ pasta. Its incomplete though, but I can't remember how the rest of it goes.

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>>38828115
>girl asks about music I like
>only listen to video game soundtracks and OCRemixes

>>38828115
>girl asks me what kind of music i like
>mostly listen to Yugoslav war music and Prog/Jazz fusion

>tfw only listen to sea shanties

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>grill asks me what I like
> "Sabbath? Never heard of them."
>Mfw

>>38828115
>only listen to tigran hamasyan
what do

>>38828115
i realise it might sound stupid and pretentious but i just usually say "i dont think you know most bands i listen to" and just say the genres.

>>38828115
>What do you like anon
> v a p e r w a v e
>Hey me to i also like lo-fi

Kek this actually happen other day.

>>38828115
What the fuck is dungeon synth

>>38828115
>girl asks me what kind of music i like
>only listen to rape dungeon music

> only listen to Mongolian throat singing an Patrick swayze

I straight up said the truth last time this happened, "ottoman marches on youtube and other random things I can find"

she didn't know how to respond so just said interesting

ive told a few girls in the past that asked that i like goreshit snd hardvapour off the top of my head and they just assumed it was metal music

>say classic rock
>they mention that they are in love with %bandireallylike%
>wont be able to name a single fucking song or name a single member
Fucking roasties, every fucking time.

>>38830414
mehter is bae
>tfw your cedd is deden

>only listen to nationalist European fascist and communist music from the 20th century

What do I say?

>>38828464
>I only really listen to black metal

This is a perfect response man. It outlines your interest and the "really" also highlights you being aware that the genre you like might be unpopular but you stand by it

>>38830223
I don't see what's funny about this. You tell her you listen to a meme genre and she replies with a meme genre.

>>38830895
Tell her you need to reclaim the rhineland

>>38828333
>>38828482
I'm not OP btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtqdjrvdMkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRAH87aadY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbWHBRyVhEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGiAroxero8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso
dont even know what this genre is called but this is perfect

>>38828115
I once told a girl that i listened to the misfits and she stopped talking to me

>>38831236
I'm pretty sure this is called "city pop."

>>38831328
thanks for the info
what about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69_m4gtZDk

I just say I listen to rape. Alll roasties listen to rap.

I don't know what i would say to a girl, because no girl talks to me.
But what always works is "The local radio station"

Alice in Chains.
oregano

>>38831558
same man, favourite album?

>>38828327
This
I'm too embarrased to tell people what kind of music I like

>only listen to video game OSTs and Nightcore

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

should I tell that I listen to military music

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>I listen some things you people wouldn't believe

>>38828115
>be autistic
>listen unironically to normalfag nigger music

It's just isn't fair. Every robot has a nice taste in music, but I don't. I just listen to Tyler's nigger screeching and enjoy it. Fuck me, I was so close to normiehood, yet I'm stuck in this goddamn social limbo.

>>38828115
>girl asks me what food i enjoy
>only eat deacon nuts and juju creams
FUCK \b\ROS

>>38831368
My best guess on this genre would be Russian rock. It does sound an awful lot like post-punk music, though.

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>never liked listening to my own music growing up
>had no idea how to answer when people asked me what music I liked
>finally start downloading and listening to anime and vidya ost
>it's a start
>browse youtube in search for songs I liked as a kid
>eventually get spotify, find lots more music
>still nothing to brag about
>decide to hit up /mu/
>look at the chart threads
>slowly try out new albums from people with similar taste
>manage to discover and rediscover some incredible albums
>get about 50 in 2 months, not a lot but a good start
>still unironically like all kinds of music

discovering music is amazing, I don't know if you could call it a hobby but it's a good change from Vidya and is still respectable.
I even rediscovered moon safari while typing this,

>>38831236
Just sounds like funk infused pop to me.
>>38831368
Definitely post-punk. Sounds pretty good too. Russia seems like they had a pretty good post-punk scene. It's just a bit of a task trying to find the good stuff in decent quality.

>>38828115
>accidentally meet Japanese girl who listens to vaporwave
>never see her again
Such is life.

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>>38831236
>>38831328
>>38831368
You need to up your City-pop game. That song you linked is not even the pinnacle of city pop.
Check this out.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3sU6DMzG1I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ9pmFMc5oM

Nobody can beat Tatsuhiro

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>girl at work asks me what kind of music i listen to
>say alt-rock cause it's the easiest for normies to understand
>*classic memerock playing on work radio nearby*
>"oh so you're into this kind of music then?"
Ritarded

>>38833536
90% of women do not comprehend or understand music. They simply just see it as something for them to sing and to dance to.

They aren't smart or intuitive enough to understand music.

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>>38828115
>tfw only listen to vaporwave and Prussian military marches
>firends have made it a "mission to find out what music I like"
what do

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I only listen to japanese music even though most of them don't have any vocals in it.
Am i seriously that much of a weeb?

>>38833654
>tfw my new favorite genre is Rhodesian patriot music
>"Oh this mighty land will prosper, 'cus Rhodesians never die!"
>tfw Rhodesians are dead
This song is spooky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVIWiHBKgE

I'm a girl and I like dungeon synth. <normie>just be yourself, OP

>>38834045
FUCK. OFF. ROAST
I do not care if some dude you fucked gave you better taste.

>>38834182
>OP makes a comment directly asking if women like a genre
>say yeah, don't worry OP
>you get mad

Calm down. Oh, and I found out about dungeon synth through /x/ threads, and I'm a virgin.

>>38828115
"Just play some music, anon"
>Shuffles Spotify
>Trashwang plays first, then DOOM, then this

https://youtu.be/oKZ5QjrUlFM?t=11s

>>38831558
Same here fren. Last night I was talking to some roastie about music and she said she'd never heard of them

>tell people I like Industrial Metal
>they think I like faggot shit like Rammenstein, KMFDM and Fear Factory

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>don't tell normies I listen to prog rock because I know it's to intelligent for them

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>>38834334
>I really like prog: Yes, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, the list goes on...

>>38834331
What do you like? Coil? NIN? Godflesh?

>>38834273
You're a roastie please leave /r9k/

>>38828115
>girl asks me what kind of music i like
>only listen to german neo folk
>let her listen a song
>she says she likes it

>>38828115
You decided to be that fucking strange and you know it.

It's not even good.

>>38828115
>currently on a nasheed listening spree
>downloaded dozens of ISIS nasheed
>along with my ever present desire to listen to German and lesser extent Soviet military music
Ohh I listen to all sorts of music hehe

>>38834045
Will you be my gf? We can listen two my dungeon synth tape collection together

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I listen to all types of music but I love shoegaze, dream pop and glitch styled music.
I think this may work?

>>38836019
Lol no. The average normie has no idea what shoegaze dream pop or glitch meme. Just say "indie" and theyll get the basic idea.

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>introduced my crush to shoegaze and now we hardly talk

>>38828115
>don't listen to music
>it's OK because nobody ever asks me that question

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>>38828926
>exactly the same
I dont even know what most of the genres and terms mean
Save me

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>>38828115
Every morning I wake up and type "doobie brothers 1982" into YouTube and click the first result. I've done this for years now. I pretend I'm in the washed-out vhs world of santa barbara and imagine it's me on the horse. It's me on the yacht, it's me smoking weed in the b-body stationwagon with a cute girl. All of this while the doobies are playing on an unreal level, hitting every note with perfect timing LIVE. I also listen to YMO but the live versions, 80's pop but only the instrumental versions (extended)

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>>38828115
>what music do you listen to
>"uhh Michael Jackson"
Everytime
He's the king of pop, can't say shit.

>all these autists who listen to anime music and video game OSTs
And I thought I had a bad taste in music...

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>"what kind of music do you like? You still listen to that DEATH metal 'blaaaaaarrrgggh' stuff?""
>oh uh... yeah. On and off, you know? Hahaha

mfw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
>this is what you listen to?

>>38836450
You're only supposed to use one period at the end of a sentence.

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>"I'm able to find something to appreciate in most genres of music, but my favorite types of music are post-metal, post-rock, and synthwave. My favorite artists are Pelican, Russian Circles, and Perturbator."

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Would it be a good idea to tell a girl I like about these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ4ICMDmOxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsdqSvF0F00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0E6mby9r5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAirFpUl97k

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>>38828115
I like this question because if she isn't trash she listens to more than one genre, and i can talk about music for hours if she is willing to listen.
>lots of thing like jazz, rock, funk, some rap you know.

>>38836606
Yes great idea. You will impress many ladies

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>has never heard a single song in his entire life

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>>38828115
>what music do you listen to

ohh, a little bit of everything.

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>tfw my favorite genre is folk-metal
How strange is that to normies?
I listen to shit like this unironically and enjoy it.
https://youtu.be/PJwo6bMKBaw
https://youtu.be/1FJmiyFD6PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

Uni fag here.... someone asked my why this was in my music library during forced group project

>This is why i don't like other people

>>38837082
One of the most normie metal genres especially here in europe. If they know anything about metal it wouldnt seem strange at all

>>38828115
>only listen to japanese music and gorillaz
>every once in a while turn on /mu/-core like neutral milk hotel
Dunno if anyone would like my responses

>>38836636
I want crispy to stomp on my head with those boots

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>>38837776
Same tbdes

Fuck. /r9k/ are a bunch of retards. I'm now sure you're wrong about women. Fuck me for discovering this board 5 years ago before I entered college. You ruined my life. I thought you were intelligent. I trusted you

>>38837305
for real? that's pretty tame, from the title I thought it was gonna be some super edgy metal/power electronics.

>>38828115
>tfw I only listen to anime OPs/ EDs, Vidya tunes, novelty power metal (like pirate metal) and bluegrass
Can't I just enjoy one mainstream genre?

>>38838040
Feel free to leave then, pathetic failed normie

>>38838040
>calls /r9k/ retarded
>was actually retarded enough to listen to this board
You did it to yourself, bucko.

>>38838040
people who find /r9k/ and stick around long enough for it to have any effect on them were fucked from the start. we didn't do shit.

>>38828524
this sounds like my retarded cousin playing with midi's

>>38828466
I've only bought two albums in my life
One of them was more true than time thought
>>38828613
Same, but I 80% of the time I'm listening house, reggaeton, rap or indie

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>>38828115
just say whatever niggr music is most popular at the time OP

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>obscure disco

>>38828115
>tfw you only listen to 80s-90s hip hop and many of your favorite artists are unknown to normies.