Fellow robots can you please suggest a common household substance

If common household substances were good at this, you'd know about it and/or it would probably be illegal. Alcohol is probably your best bet and comes with obvious downsides, you could also raid your medicine cabinet and see if there's anything but that's luck of the draw

nyquil will do the trick. mellow you right the fuck out.

>>38826677
Bleach will do just the job.

>>38826677
Vanilla extract, not the synthetic kind. Drink it all and poof no more anxiety.

we already know, it's ashemaletube and that's lovebird98

Ten minutes of sunlight a day, fish oil supplement, vitamin b12 supplement, and vitamin d supplement have helped me. Most important is the sunlight.

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>>38827071
>ashemaletube
Nah f a m

But seriously Gus I am so scared and my mom says I have to go and ask for the haircut myself. I have never done this and haven't talked to people in months

Have you considered cutting your own hair?

>>38826677
i recently bought hair clippers off amazon just so i dont have to go the barber. Haircuts are so awkward. Our family barber is like a family friend so i have to make small talk the whole time. he also incredibly gay with extremely hairy arms but no hair on his head. only the latter bothers me. try to find a hispanic barber that white people go to. they usually talk amongst the other barbers in espanol and if you can get the thought that they're making fun of you out of their head it can be much nicer.

>>38826677
Give yourself a buzzcut, anon.

>>38827209
just walk right up to the barber , stand tall and give a firm handshake champ