How much of a normie are you? According to the CDC, the mea

>>38825723
>I honestly can't believe that most males lose their virginity at 17..
If you're normie, it's common to lose v-card when you're 16-17 at some houseparty.

>>38825758
That is shocking to me, I had thought normies would lose it around 20-21. I guess most people weren't playing Minecraft all day when they were 17 like me

>>38825792
>I had thought normies would lose it around 20-21
Nah, it's relatively rare to lose virginity that "far" in college. I'd say 1st or 2nd course is possible.

>>38825857
Just fuck my shit up fampai, maybe I'm even less normie than I thought

>>38825886
Yeah, girls can "smell" virginity on a guy.

I wish I was jap since about a quarter of the men are virgins.

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>>38825927
Oh I'm sure I even look like a virgin desu
>>38825937
I'd love to be a hikki (like Sato minus Misaki). It seems to be easier over there

>>38825937
>quarter of the men are virgins.
they're called herbivore in japan

>>38825937
>>38825975
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

>>38825975
>herbivore men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWoM4ooZBcc

>>38825994
You know you've watched too much anime when you find it weird that the women don't speak in a high voice while speaking Japanese

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>>38825723
The question is, how exactly does the CDC test for if someone is a virgin? There is no anatomical evidence for if you're a virgin or not. All they can simply do is "ask" them if they've had sex. And since being a virgin is one of those huge social issues that everyone is hung up about, of course plenty of faggots are going to lie and say they lost it, or lost it at an earlier age than they really did.

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>>38825723
>I honestly can't believe that most males lose their virginity at 17..

It's not that hard to believe. With puberty in full-swing and hormones raging like no tomorrow, of course kids are going to be fucking like rabbits at that age.

Unless, like me, you were a social recluse and actively avoided human contact. But I'm an obvious outlier.

>>38826272
Yeah that's why I am a virgin. I just sit in my basement and browse imageboards, play minecraft and watch anime. No one ever calls me so I wouldn't even have the opportunity

>>38826299
Gotta make your own opportunities my familia bambilia :^)

>>38825723
i wouldn't say i'm normie, just very lucky & i don't expect it to happen once more in my life.
let me explain...

>be me
>be 14
>meet qt emo semi-chubby light-skinned mexican
>we get closer
>she is a slut, within a few days asking about sex
>"hey robot! where do you live?"
>"uhh [ ... ] drive"
>"no way! i live right next to there!"
>i'm shocked
>so happy
>i think to myself i might actually have sex
>next day i ride my bike to her house
>get condoms on the way
>not fucking a mexican without rubber
>get to her house
>realize her mom is home, whatever
>go to her room
>we play with her rubix cube in her room then start making out
>she passes me the condoms i left on her desk
>"this is my first ti-"
>"i know" she says
>my anxiety is off the charts
>go into a corner in the room like a fucking beta and put the condom on
>i get on top and she grabs my dick and puts it in
>trying to hardest not to nut instantly
>about 5 minutes later of making out and thrusting the door slams open
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>her mom thinks we're only making out
>she removes the blanket and realizes her daughter is naked
>watch her mom beat her ass as i run out the house
>ride my bike at 5e+12 mph to a ditch
>hide for 3 hours to make sure she isn't looking for me
>tfw blue balled
>tfw this caused a huge anxiety and fear around sex for me
>tfw i even laugh at it myself but still cry about it too
>tfw still anxious about sex in college

it was cool to lose at such a young age, makes me feel like i'm above, but i guess it backfired on me hardcore.

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>>38825723
>also of the 14.3%
Doesn't sound that bad honestly.
>can't believe that most males lose their virginity at 17..
I remember people starting to lose virginities at 12yo already. Remember one guy who had had anal around 14-15yo too.
I remember when a buddy of mine lost it at 15 and told me about it I was like yea I'll probably lose mine pretty soon too but it's been 7 years already and I haven't even seen a boob irl.

>>38825723
Lost it at 19 even though beta as fuck

>>38826652
>even though beta as fuck
Failed normie or even normie.

>>38826814
Failed normie cyborg

Lost mine at 15 to some fat slut who is now transitioning to being a man. Am I gay now?

>>38825723
you know that a genuine Wizard is 40+
the whole 30+ meme was started by elitist wizards that don't want new blood in their secret club

>>38825723
grand wizard here apparantely

>>38826652
failed normie, kys

>>38827280
Nah there may still be pussy out there for me

I rejected/ghosted/sperged a few good girls as a teenager and now it's been years and years since I've so much as had a 2+ minute conversation with a woman. And even though I'm lonely enough to become another beta joke on tinder I know I'd fuck everything up again if I could get to change for a do over

something between a normalfaggot and a robot in the hopeless 2 percent. can't man up and kill myself just for the sake of the family. fuck.

I guess I'm a normie but I don't really think so cause my autism is pretty bad. Had sex when 17 but didn't get off and only for 10 minutes before we stopped. It was in my friends bed, he passed out after shots of tequila on the floor, she was my high school oneitis back then. Have had sex since and to completion multiple times, as well as a mmf and ffm each.

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>>38827488
>my autism is pretty bad
>Have had sex since and to completion multiple times, as well as a mmf and ffm each.
Yeah, sure """autism"""".

>>38827488
>even getting into the situation where you end up having sex

That is normie af. I rarely leave my house

So lets rephrase

If you are a virgin at 24, you only have a 26.5% chance of still being a virgin at 29. If you are still a virgin at 30, you have a 94.7% chance of remaining a virgin forever.

Tick tock.

>>38827793
>Tick tock.
Doesnt matter, i'm 3/10 guy.

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>>38825723
>By the age range of 30-34 years, 96.9% of normies will have fucked a succubus.

I didn't need this shit today man

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>>38827950
Do you fall in that range?

>>38825723

If your idea of a problem is what age you think you should be losing your virginity you aren't a robot.

>>38828042
I thought I would just give the data and see the reactions, at the moment it doesn't really bother me desu. I mean a gf would be nice but I don't think I'm gonna go Elliot over it

>>38825723
LOST IT AT 14 CLUB HA FUCK YOU FAGGOTS>

>>38825723
21 and still a virgin, dont know how to talk to girls, i mean i can but it is hard to keep a conversation going, to high of standards is def my problem but im just not attracted to fat girls or 3/10s. Had one chance in highschool when a very pretty girl came up to ME and said she wasnt with her bf anymore. Being a fag with no confidence i was awkward until she went away then texted her asking if she wanted to go out. She texted back saying she was ALREADY dating someone. Prob dodged a bullet or a std but I still think about what could have been. Closest i had been to a gf in 4 years.

>>38828099
>Doctor. Can we save this one? Can we save him from Jewish control?
> No, nurse. Pull the plug.

>>38828353
Muh shekels

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I don't know why but with it being so rare I kinda feel a bit of pride in that.

>>38827640
>>38827529
I'm actually that way too, I never leave my apartment or my parents house when I lived there. I just kinda lucked myself into situations where I've gotten laid. Basically just end up going out once a month to a friends, turns out they're having a party, alcohol happens and I'm apparently good looking so it happens but not out of any socializing I do because I'm awful at that. This one chick that fucked me later in the night said "isn't he so cute when he doesn't open his mouth" cause spaghetti just flies out of it basically.

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>>38825723
What makes sex so special?

It's just putting your penis in a vagina for a few seconds and then 9 months later you get a baby if you didn't put on a condom.

>>38828520
If it's not so special, then why can't we do it?

>>38828520
>What makes sex so special?
Because sex is the greatest physical act of acceptance. It's another thinking, breathing, living human being wanting you for who you are and wanting to share in such a private and vulnerable act, together.

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I lost mine at 16 but hear me out...
>she was a 3/10
>land whale but expirenced
>I was poor on penitration, but my pussy eating was strong
>mfw I have a pregnancy scare
>mfw I was technically abused by a pedo

>>38825723
I'm inclined to believe that a lot of the men saying they lost their virginity at that age are lying, I know many male virgins my age and I'm 20.

Please don't stress over it too much OP.

>>38828520
>What makes it so special
Because it's something you can never have

>>38828520
Blame our brains, if I could reprogram myself I'd remove the part that wants sex. It would make me less degenerate and I could get more stuff done

>>38828615
This, it's not the act itself. It's the meaning behind it.
That's why it hurts when you haven't done it.

>>38828867
It's really not, pussy just feels great. It feels good to fit in and say you're not a failure of course but really, get drunk and fuck a slut. You're not going to be thinking "wow this is so emotional and speaks to my soul" nah, you're gonna grab her throat and choke her while she moans about your cock being balls deep in her.
>t. Normie chad, according to you guys.

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>>38825723
currently in the 14.3 as well
to be honest I'd be suprised if I didn't make it to 3.1

>>38828933
I wouldn't know. But yeah I'm just talking about the first time at least.

>>38825723
3.8 no end in sight

>>38829024
The first time you're in love and stable with a girl, yea agreed. I do miss that feel from my ex. But first time overall, nah. Well maybe, I guess everyone's experience will be different. I'm sure you'll get yours bud and I hope it's that way for you.

>>38827793
I have a 100% chance of being a virgin forever because I don't give a fuck

>>38829098
Thanks man. I hope so too. It doesn't look likely but I do have this girl who wants to meet me but she lives in another country.
I might fly there and take the risk, the worst that could happen is that I get to spend a week away.
I just have really bad anxiety so it seems like an okay Idea in my head but actually taking even a small step towards it feels impossible.

>>38828353
What ever nigga.
Jews make cool guns but I still hate them.
Murica

>>38825723
ha ha ha I lost it when I was 14.

I mean it was to an ugly whale but it counts

>>38828500
This is why good looking people can't be robots

>>38829437
I don't fit in with normies but i can't fit in with you? That seems odd, considering the whole point of you guys is being social outcasts in more ways than just sex. Really hurts desu, not good enough for one set of society but too good for another apparently, forever stuck in purgatory.

>>38829596
You apparently fit in with them well enough.
So go, be among your own.

>>38829596
Having had sex is the ultimate mark of being a normie. Look at the statistics, only like 3% of people make it to age thirty without having sex. To not have had sex by that age sets your apart from the crowd majorly. Aligning with 97% of the population by definition makes you a normalfag

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>in the 25%
>the last single friend i have started messaging some girl since yesterday, doesn't want to go out with me
I know it's probably nothing but it still hurts. I'd rather off myself than become part of the 14%, i hope we all make it bros

I'm honestly pretty shocked that 15% of guys are still virgins at 24. I would have figured it would be like 2-3% by the end of "college aged".

I guess we're not as rare as we thought.

>>38825723
I was on the verge of breaking out of my betaness and becoming a normie in my senior year of high school but I fucked everything up. I had at least 3 or 4 girls that would've happily jumped on my dick if I'd let them but I was too focused on just one girl (who was way above my league). After humiliating myself and turning into a pariah for the most part I just gave up on everything.

That was close to 15 years ago. I'm never going to have sex with anyone in my entire life and it really fucking hurts.

Ive been banging chicks since i was thirteen but the government paid for all of them, even the four ltr girls I've dated. Im 25 now and have never been with a woman who wasn't sent by the governmet to seduce/have relations with me...... I consider myself a virgin because Ive never experieced pure consensual lovemaking that didn't have alterior motives. I'm way worse off than you guys whining about being wizard status, at least you're free to attempt to get laid without having to wonder if the chick is a double agent.

>>38830828
>even someone with schizophrenia has had sex and you havent

Get the fuck out of here you crazy normie

>>38825723
In most species of animals, only 5% of males woll ever mate. The same should apply to humans and we shouldnt feel bad.

>>38829636
Ya but 90% of you faggots on here are underage and complaining about being virgins. I bet there's maybe one true wizard here faggot.

>>38826272
Being a recluse doesn't matter, either. I'm outside most of the day and am still a KHHV at 23. Looks are what matter. Attractive 17 year olds fuck, ugly ones resort to prostitution before they hit 30. Without prostitution, there would be many more men who die virgins.

>>38826516
You didn't cum, you didn't lose it.

>>38831418
>even someone with schizophrenia has had sex and you havent
laughed ty

>>38831704
Pretty much this. I consider myself average looking and I still never managed to have sex until I bit the bullet and saw an escort when I was 28. I didn't last long and I haven't done it since then (that was over three years ago), but the fact that I've done it and now won't die without having experienced it at least once is a huge weight off me.

>>38825723
Im pretty much a normie. Started late in the game though, my first was at 20. Im 23 as of yesterday

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>>38825723
>20-24 is 85.7%

Do 24 year olds really count?
They've done so much more than the average 21 year old.

75% of males at 18-19 sounds about right though.

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>>38829722
>21
>Only have one friend, and he's too anxious/doesn't want to run around with me
>Not in college, and likely never will be, so I can't really make new friends

This sucks.

>tfw in a room of ten 20-24 year olds, you're the single loser

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>>38832040
>In a classroom of 30 20-24 year olds, there are 3 people you'll be friends with