Why is it that when a smoker asks if I have a light and I say

Because they NEED their cigarette and cannot accept that other people might not want to get cancer

>>38821886
Anon you sound like a total faggot. Hey, you got a light btw?

Because if they're approaching a stranger like YOU for a light they're obviously craving nicotine. It makes you irritable.

Because they don't know what to say. They aren't mad. Think about it from their perspective.
>need smoke
>no lighter
>finally figure I'll ask this random dude because I wanna smoke
>"hey man you got a light?"
>"no sorry"
>fuckfuckfuckfuck why did I ask him?
>"o-ok"

>>38822139
Fuck you faggot I'm a presentable young man, people ask me the time and shit daily

>>38822206
Nah, I've had drunk guys ask and when I say "No, sorry" he says "What're ya a fucking Mormon?" I think he meant Amish.

>>38822214
You're actually a human doormat. They're looking at you with pitiable disgust.

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>nignog asks me for cigarette
>tell nigger i don't have any left
>nigger gives me a dirty look

>>38822233
No, Mormons don't smoke, either. They won't even drink coffee.

>>38821734
Nicotine addiction, messes with the brain, he no has light I am anger at him for because need to smoke NOW RIGHT NOW WHY YOU NOT CARRY LIGHT YOU SHOULD CARRY LIGHT FOR MY CONVENIENCE STRANGER MUH NICOTIN RAAAAH

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>>38822263
>qt3.14 asks me for cigarette
>give her one
>tfw she lights it up and walks away
h-hello to y-you too

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>>38821734

when I used to smoke years ago chavs world ask me for a drag, when I told them no no they would give me a dirty look try and intimdate me and walk off

I had someone last month while I was walking down the street harrass me for a cigarette, I don't smoke and there was no indication of me having a smoke but he ket following thinking I was lieing, whats scary is this has happened a few times were people will just walk upto me and ask me for a ciggeret

I doubt anyone is going to give them one since its 10quid a pack

>>38822238
>You're actually a human doormat
Would a human doormat say no to a beggar asking for change then go back to eating a Gregg's baguette in front of them?

Or how about shouldering rude cunts walking 3 people wide shoulder to shoulder on the street?

>>38821886
>might not want to get cancer
>makes sure to stuff his face with as much meat and fatty food as he can find
Enjoy your ass cancer, poofter

>>38822349
Asking strangers for cigs is so weird

>Hey can I get one of those chips on your plate?

>>38822373
>10quid a pack

that's fucked

>>38822386
>Eating junk food is as bad as smoking

Those ciggies have rotted your brain m8

>>38822571
Both are fucking awful for you but at least junk food tastes good.

>>38822349
I always see if people just want to shoot the shit when they do bum me a cig. In return I make sure to be able to do it for others when I got them. I try not to give obvious roasties cigs though so I can shoot the shit. Every guy I've ever given a cig to has.

>>38822571
Eating an egg a day is as bad for your ACM risk as 4 ciggs a day over a 20 year period fuckboy

>>38822809
Who the fuck eats eggs every day moron.

Just because binging on food can be bad for you doesn't negate the fact cigs are bad for you no matter how little you smple.

>>38822905
>Who the fuck eats eggs every day moron.
>heh... I'm just going to act like a dumb cunt for the sake of argument
Bet it was nothing personnell tho

>at break room
>empty
>the sight reminds me my life is going nowhere and I have no chance
>go look for everyone else to distract me from the existential terror and make me feel for a moment like I am doing something and I am not a soul trapped in a soulless universe destined to suffer and die
>they are outside and chatting about normy things
>don't know what to say, know that if I say something they will ignore me, go "ooh" in a sarcastic bored manner or misunderstand and make a mean comment
>pause in conversation
>cool dude normy reaches into jacket and pops a ciggy in mouth
>"got a light"
>my compulsive ADHD makes me say "yeah"
>I take out my wallet key chain
>on the end is a bright blue mini torch thing
>shine it on his face
>he mistakes it for an electric lighter, takes it and tries to light his ciggy with it
>he then gives me this death stare when he realizes it is just a torch
>don't say anything
>from then on he bullies me because he felt stupid even though I never told anyone or made fun of him for it

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>>38821734
>he doesn't carry a lighter or at least a book of matches in case he gets stuck in a survival situation and his life may depend on how quickly he can make fire

>>38822989
I live in the 1st world, why would I ever end up in a survival situation?

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>>38822989
These are the types of fags to post in "daily carry threads"

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>>38822989
>he doesn't carry a backpack with a first aid kit, a fire extinguisher, a tent, a survival assault rifle, enough food to survive a few months, a knife, a cooking pan, a mattress, a flare gun and 20 liters of water in it just in case you get stuck in a survival situation
It's like you want to die

>>38822809
What the fuck is ACM

>>38823190
>ay bro im dumb as shit can you educate me?
no lmao

>>38822381
Your a pathetic loser.

>>38823231
Abloo bloo bloo, go smoke your tar sticks