Who here /ahead of the curve/ and living the reality of

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>tfw literally everyone on the couch is consuming something

>>38820471
Thank god im not a woman

I'm what tumblrinas call an aroace anyway, I don't feel love or sexual attraction.

So, long story short, virgin and happy because I don't need other humans.

>>38820471
I have that daki, nice taste shitposter-kun.

>>38820549
>not consuming

What are you, a pre-modernist?

>>38820553
Lmao keep telling yourself that, kid.

>>38820553

what the flying fuck is an aroace

>>38820471
What's the woman on the left supposed to represent? Their mother?

>>38820773
I'm 24, a virgin, and I play WoW and Rimworld alone most days. Happy as can be, not kidding.

>>38820791
Aromantic Asexual = tumblrina speak for someone who doesn't need other humans or sex to be happy.

>>38820471
>tfw my loan provider sent me a letter saying I was paying off my student loans to fast

It was the funniest shit ever. They even said that there was nothing they could do and no action would be taken against me but pretty pleased asked me to just pay the minimum.

>>38820805

I just reinstalled RimWorld, stayed up till 7 AM playing. Way too addictive.

>>38820837
Try it with the Star Wars mod, shit gets crazy when you have 4 level 100 jedi on your side vs. a 120 person raiding party.

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>>38820471
This is a nice meme however let's not pretend we don't lose out either.
It's a system designed to make EVERYONE a loser, it's a catch 22.

Up to each of us to decide which of the two is actually the lesser of the two evils.

>>38820824
pics dude. I want to raugh
>I cancelled a credit card some time ago
>bank employee is like "but you'll lose all these benefits.
>cancel it anyway

feels really good man

Vegan 33KHV reporting in. Not only am I more educated and conscious than the vast majority of humans in the past 10,000+ years, but the internet allows me to be red-pilled on the true nature of women, avoid them if I like, talk to girls online from Chelyabinsk to Ulanbaatar to Mauritius while never giving away my manna AND if I want I can also see the most beautiful girls imaginable taking black dick like champions in 4K, then back to reading My Ghost in the Shell manga or reading the classics.

All at the taxpayers expense.

Cue music:
The Midnight - Days of Thunder

>>38821052
Can you be any more of a pretentious, raging faggot?

>>38821130
>Vegan
sadly no

>>38821130

Calm down ragie wagie. You'll get that promotion eventually I'm sure. Just be patient, women have it hard in his word because of the wage gap so you'll just have to submit to women a little longer to give them a go.

>>38820738
no... a producer

>>38820471
Comfy manchildren with society hate reporting in.

We not gonna spin the jew gears!

>>38821170
>ragie wagie
Dream on, you neckbearded almond milk drinker.

>>38820553
do you fap ?

>>38821302
Nope, I have 0 sex drive too, it's fucking awesome.

>>38821339
but how ? my boner rages almost constantly how do you not have that

>>38821386
Luck of the draw I guess?
I mean, to balance it out, I have a bad back and knees, and terrible anxiety. So RNGesus kinda made me a mixed bag.

>>38821436
see my anxiety is almost all linked to sexual desires (and emotional desires which are linked to sexual desires)

>>38820820
So you're just s Sad loser

>>38821499
Mine is linked to my mom abusing the everloving shit outta me for the longest time.
>>38821586
See
>>38820805, I'm literally right as rain, happy as can be, I've got no strings to hold me down, there ain't no strings on me.