>go to grocery store >get a shopping cart >put tons

>>38820391
>Pick up a cooked chicken off the hotshelf and put it on the chocolate shelf
>Even when they remove the chicken all the chocolate will be melted and taste faintly of chicken now

>>38820391
>>38820480

I work in a grocery store and it's my job to go around and fix all these types of mistakes.

I hate you YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

>>38820391
I did that once with a friend when we were teens

We each had carts literally overflowing with random shit and by the time we hit electronics there was risk management tailing us. So we had to slowly move up front then we bolted out while being chased. It was pretty exciting, I remember fumbling with my keys to unlock the car as the dude was still running toward us.

>>38820494
Kek, you should be happy anon we're giving you an excuse to take it easy and avoid real work

I even had some woman who didn't even work there tut loudly at me for leaving ice cream on top of bread

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>>38820494
Oh dear, that must be so hard for you. Another day another dollar, eh wagecuck?

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>>38820391
>Be 10 years old
>At school
>Go to bathroom
>There's a changing room attached where people leave coats etc
>Take some guy's coat
>There's a book in it
>Put book in toilet
>Shit on book
>Put coat on top of poopy book