Does /r9k/ have friends? If so, tell me about them. I know that

I don't understand how people can be bothered having friends.

Seems like such an effort for what? People are annoying

>>38820321
I have three

1. This guy's a total bro.
2. This guy's usually alright but can be pretty edgy sometimes
3. This guys also a total bro but can be a dick sometimes without realizing it

>>38820354
>What is companionship?
>What are shared interests?

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>>38820321
Yes I do. Right now 3 ive got 3 people I can refer as friends. As I grow up the number gets smaller and smaller. My group of friends used to contain 10 people (all cyborg and robot male, just 2 semi chads) but got smaller because we didnt get along too well and because the most robot of them in a full of selfishness act became an hero just when we were supposed to celebrate friend's day. This was a year ago last week.

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>>38820321
>>38820354
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>>38820447
you don't belong on here if you have friends. KYS fucking normalfags

>>38820321
I have no friends, I shoot the shit with my brother daily and that about it. Most people are cunts that only want other people to be impressed.

>>38820472
Stop memeing m8, kthx

>>38820472
>Furfags have friends
>MLPfags have friends
>/pol/ edgelords have friends
>Neckbeards have friends

Those fucking normies, I swear.

>>38820354
This. The only reason I still hang out with my one friend group is because they understand I'm not a talker and don't bother messaging me other than to tell me about a get together, which also only happen around once a month. So I get to socialise and drink with them once a month without having to deal with all the maintenance.

Every other person I've met seems to want me to talk to them every fucking day or they get clingy and offended.

>>38820472
>3 friends
>normalfag
Those three friends are my only social contact apart from obligatory ones, like ordering food or family. I'm a horsefucking robot who spends most of his free time on here or masturbating otherwise, so I wouldn't call myself normal by any stretch of the word.

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>>38820321
I have one friend I've had since elementary school. We'll go months without so much as talking to each other through text. Then we'll also spend entire days together for months at a time, so it's not like a fake friendship we're just holding onto for history's sake. Even when we were kids, we both changed schools a lot, but not the same ones so we'd have cycles of being very close and very distant. It's the perfect kind of friendship where he can go off and do normalfag shit while I take the time I need to hide in my dark room away from the world. Then when we hang out again, it's like we never skipped a beat. I'm like a completely different person when I'm around him, really reminds me of being a kid again. It's a very good feel. This friendship is the best thing in my life and I'm glad it's not a typical shallow normalfag one where we slowly drift apart as we get older.

>>38820321
I assume we're not counting family members. I have some work friends I still keep in contact with. They're an alright sort but the most we ever do is the occasional online vidya.

I do still have my best friend that I've known forever. He's pretty great, and for some reason he's stuck by me all these years regardless while the other friends slowly drifted away. He's also becoming a she now.

>>38820538
Are you a real horsefucker or just an /mlp/ poser?

>>38820603
That sounds like a romantic anime. One day you'll be telling your adopted children about it.

>>38820321
I've got a best friend that would die for me and a gaggle of other friends that phase in and out of my life.

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hey thats the same girl
https://webmshare.com/yYooX

>>38820631
>implying I wouldn't use a surrogate to ensure my genes continue
I'm actually worried if he ends up being qt sexual tension might drive a wedge between us. If he is qt and seems interested, should we take the chance and fug or abstain and try to just preserve our friendship?

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>>38820612
Yes

argqeqg4g

>>38820321
Do work colleagues count?

No, of course not. So no, I have no friends. Who needs 'em, anyway.

>>38820702
You clearly already made your choice. I was just making a joke and now you seriously sound like you want to get some of that boipuss.

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>>38820321
3 friends since childhood
One was an adian-looking farmer kid
Second is an aspie and has papers on it
And 3rd one is openly gay
They might be as retarded as me, but i we're like brothers

Old fart here.
Got like 3 bros and one ex gf that I would call friends, all of them been around for 10 years+.
Two bros are married with kids and live in steady fear of divorce and job loss. Little time with that hanging over their heads but when we DO get together, shit goes down and you can expect us home around noon on the next day.
Last one is practically another robot who just does not post here (afaik) we just chat with eachother and help eachother out with shit.
Ex girlfriend is a case of it being long over but we still feel enough and know eachother too well to really let go.

Aside from those I also got a long ass list of people who do know me on sight from old days where I actually left the house, but I can't even place their fucking faces or names when I see them nor do I give a shit about them.

>>38820777
Asian* not fucking "adian"

>>38820736
>You clearly already made your choice.
Yes I would go for a trap, but I haven't made my choice in the specific case of my friend though.
>you seriously sound like you want to get some of that boipuss.
Are you telling me you don't have a long term trap dating contingency plan? Not even a become the gf contingency plan?

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I had friends, it's the only thing I think about now.
my head is snapped around at 180degree angle it seems, keep thinking about those few people (even have them in my dreams) and I wished I had the strength to be a better person.
than maybe I wouldn't be such a sad loser I am now.

thank god for fantasy novels/shows/cartoons/anime because now I can escape such feelings and place myself in an entirely different world without my problems following me, even just for a little while.

>>38820799
Obviously as a robot, I'd get with a girl with a penis as long as she passed, but there's no way I could possibly be with one I not only knew as a man, but was also one of my closest friends. If you're fine with the situation, then there's no reason why you couldn't be with her. I just don't know enough about friendships/relationships, let alone your specific circumstances, to tell you whether it's a good or bad idea. All I was saying was that you sound like you're chomping at the bit and you're getting ready to bone him the second he starts passing as a girl.

>>38820321
Got 3 friends. One is a fat fedoralord. The other one is a failed jazz musician who doesnt work and lives in a house his mom gave him. They live togheter. The other one is a psychopat nigger who makes tons of money on his BA job. They are like brothers to me.

Had a fourth one but shot himself in the face with a shotgun last year. Poor thing couldnt stand his robot personality and decided to end it. That selfish cunt.

>>38820671
>https://webmshare.com/yYooX
source?

>>38820883
Fair enough. I don't think I'm "chomping at the bit" to get at his BP though, I'm just trying to prepare myself for a situation that may or may not happen in the future. After all, if you consider every possible solution then nothing will ever surprise you and you will know you're making a somewhat informed choice than a snap judgement.

I've a few somehow.
S- high school friend, became really hot when stopped being an emo and lost weight. Now working her dream job in another country
L- same high school friend group. Got a rich boyfriend and now her dream job. Not seen her in years but she's moving near me.
R- good friend I've known since I was 2. Still lives 3 hours away.
I- cooler and better looking college friend. Suppose we only became friends due the class mostly being male or a lot older.

Anyway. Those are only ones I'd say were actually friends but we're adults and basically never see each other. They all have good jobs and boyfriends and I'm lonely as fuck. Adult life

I have one colleague that I befriended. He's from Sri Lanka while I'm in western europe. His general inexperience with popular western culture is great for me because we can watch and listen to some weeb shit that I put up and he wouldnt know that it's supposed to be weird or unpopular or anything, he just judges it by what it is.
When we hang out we barely talk, we just sit around together smoking pot listening to nice tunes or watching anime. It's the best kind of friendship because I'm not much of a talker.

>>38821048
Sounds like a great guy, anon.

>>38820321
I have some friends, they are:
1. A childhood friend, she's really kind caring to me. But she don't go out often.
2. A normie wannabe friend, he's ok, but sometimes he act like a douche to me in order to impress others, but that's ok since I immediately humiliate him as much as he did to me. Also, we go to the same class
3. A normal friend. He doesn't care about being a normie, he just does what he want to do, he doesn't really like to hangout tho, so I mostly see him in class.
4. A normie shitty "friend" who's clearly using me for her personal gain, but that's ok since I am also using her to know some chicks (and it actually works)
5. A freak lesbian friend, she's not quite right in the head, but she seems to understand me and enjoy my company, so I guess it's all good
6-7 two nerd/geek friends. We usually go to the cinema with friend #2, and we're mostly together in class.
There are also a lot of people that I kinda know, but we don't really spend time together, such as my crushes.
Bonus: there is boy whom used to be my best friend, I always looked up to him, wanting to be like him and everything. But i recently discovered that he's been using me for about 2/3 of our friendship (6 years). Since we've started by actually being friends, I didn't noticed when he started to bully me, I thought that it was just his way of kidding with friends. But looking back, I should have noticed way before:he talked behind my back, he openly insulted me, telling me how useless I am, he even tried to hit me(although he lost every time, since I'm stronger)

>>38820321
what the fuck is that GIF
It's disgusting.