i fucked a random girl and while i was leaving her house in the

Did you take the battery out so you don't get GPS'd like a fucking retard?

Nobody gives a shit. Brag about it to normies, they'll eat your story up.
Which means only normies will genuinely respond ITT.

>>38820276
Give it back Dashawn Reshanda Listerine.

Even tho this is one of the shittiest things I've heard in a while, I'm strangely impressed and proud of u. What made u want it anon? Just cuz u could or anything u particularly wanted?

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>>38820305
i left it on a park bench

>>38820298
Nah izz be my name was (kangs) it be tho my name that is huh? Oh um you aks me? Huh (lips) (twerked a bit) De'quill C'surrp

>>38820330
U feel guilty? Reason I care so much is cuz I've stolen someone's phone before as well and the guilt haunted me until I just snuck it back into their desk. It was a substitute teachers