>Pretend to be a girl on A Realm Reborn: FFXIV (Mi'qote)

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>Pretend to be a girl on A Realm Reborn: FFXIV (Mi'qote)
>Strategy has worked like a charm since FFXI. Get lots of free items, help with quests, etc.
>Meet girl while doing Syrcus Tower run
>Become her best friend and do mining, quests, hunting, storyline together
>Things begin to heat up and suddenly develop feelings for one another
>Jerk off by lifting my bed and fucking the slit in between my mattresses.
>Relationships goes on over the course of several months
>Messages me in-game and tells me we need to talk
>Turns out she's a guy pretending be a girl online
>We're two guys who've been ERPing lesbian sex
>One day, my mom and dad catch me in the middle of "the act"
>Embarrased as hell
>Even getting up to get food from the fridge is awkward as fuck
>Three days later, my mom and dad have me sit down for a talk
>"Champ, your mother and I have been talking, and we think it'd be best if you went outside more and got a job. We're not kicking you out of the house, and we aren't mad, Champ. But we are cutting your online game subscription, and you can do whatever you want with your own money once you start making it."
>"B-but you--"
>"No buts, Champ. Get dressed and meet me in the car. I'm driving you around town to look for a job, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Remember to go into each place we stop and ask for the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. It's that simple, Champ."
>MFW