>Anon, why are you sunbathing with your shirt on? jeez,

does anyone here really sunbathe with their shirt on

>>38819188
Sunbathing is stupid as shit. When I go swimming, I lather the fuck out of myself with sunscreen and try to avoid openly sunny areas.

>>38819188
Obviously I take my shirt off since I'm not a fatbot and rake in sympathy points when they think my stretch marks are signs of an old injury.

>>38819188
>Sorry. I'm fine.

>2 hours later

>I can't believe that ugly anon didn't think we fell under his standards!!! What a terrible person!!!!

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>>38819188
>>38819222

sunscreen is a scam. who gets the most skin cancer? the cloudy ass rainy ass pacific northwest.

>>38819188
>take off shirt
>"eeewwww, is that acne?"
>put shirt back on

>>38819235
Anon, all girls know a stretch mark when they see one. You might be able to fool a man, though.

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>>38819188
I wouldnt do anything because im a big autist, just stare at them blankly trying to figure out id they are being sarcastic or what. I wouldnt even understand their facial gestures desu

>>38819245
It's been awhile since anyone has seen them, but iirc members of both sex (all adults) reacted as if something bad happened. Regardless the shirt would come off.

>>38819240
Fuck in Nevada its almost always cloudless and very little rain. Upwards of 110 degrees in the winter and being 3.2-4.0 doesnt suprise me at all.

>>38819240
Fuck yeah Washington!

>>38819188
>wat do?
Go home

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>>38819188
>Tfw i get my daily dose of sunlight through my UV lamp so i dont have to go out side to avoid turning into casper the ghost with rickets to avoid dealing with shit like that.

>>38819188

Guys when will chestlets learn

>>38819240
That's because no one wears sunscreen in those areas. The UV rays and shit still come through the clouds, but you don't notice so you don't bother doing anything about it. I live way too close to the spic boarder to not wear sunscreen when I'm doing shit outside during the day (which isn't often). Sun's intense as fuck down here. I'm more concerned about getting burned than cancer anyway.

>>38819338
I mean, at least she isn't black.

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>Used to be fat fuck
>Lose 85 lbs
>Still not 100% comfortable with taking my shirt off anywhere but my own house
>tfw stretch marks

>>38819240
>any of those states
>cloudy and rainy
wew lad

>>38819280
They reacted that way because they were disgusted by your body. If they blatantly asked what happened, it was more than likely to just save face.

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>>38819415
Thanks for that, anon.
I hate this fucking originality filter

>>38819371
No one seriously cares about stretchmarks in this day and age. Like everyone has them from just about anything. You're equally able to get them from being a fat fuck or just growing quickly.

>>38819438
No problem. Just doing my part to make sure this board stays the way it should be.

>>38819448
Keep fighting the good and original fight.

>>38819188
sunbathing isn't bathing while in the sun

*smirk*
"You'd like that wouldn't you"

>>38819188
>tans
overrated and degenerate
normies and their fucking tans

>>38819240
>What is elevation

>>38819188
Because I would never sunbathe as i'm so white that after an hour or two I will be completely burnt and in pain, and then there are the additional factors such as acne,stretchmarks and hair.

>tfw completely pale and it feels good

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melatonin production in skin cells (what you ladies call tan) is actually caused directly by DNA damage through UV rays of the sun. so no thanks, ill pass on the skin cancer.

>>38819188
You take your tops off I'll take mine off until then burn in hell

>>38819291
110 maybe during the June-July months winters are 30s-50s at best