>tfw no more crisscross applesauce >tfw no more cleanup

God damn, I hate this wojak so much. I collect wojaks and I have a foIder of over 200 wojaks already, but this one I refuse to save. I just hate it so much. It's so off-putting. The stupid expression he makes. The blood running from his eyes. The veins. The pink skin. The red eyes. Urgh, I hate it all so much. Every time I see this wojak, I get physically upset. I want to take this wojak and brutally murder him. I want to stomp his skull until those veins pop out of his head. I want to squeeze those eyes until there's even more blood escaping them. I want to take this wojak and I want to break every bone in his body. I want to chain him up and laugh as he pleas for freedom. I want to burn his skin and listen to his squeals of agony. I want to take this wojak and tie him limb by limb to different moving objects, then watch as his limps are pulled apart from his body. Then I will take them and freeze them in my fridge. I will wait a few days then take them out. Then I will cook them alongside some soup. As I eat the soup, I will laugh. Ha ha. Ha ha. That is how much I hate this wojak

>>38815927
Better than no replies i guess

>>38815894
just buy choccy milk, you're a grown ass man and can do what you want

>>38815894
Are you being serious? Cause if so, lately I want to be a little kid again so much.

>>38815927
Geez, anon. Just look at that face. Hasn't he suffered enough?

>>38815894
>crisscross applesauce
What is this

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>tfw you never had a childhood
>tfw you stayed inside and watched tv all day instead of going outside to play with other kids in a time with no smart phones
>mfw I fear that I might become a pedophile due to wanting to have childlike experiences

>>38816362
how the fuck would being a pedo give you child-like experiences?

I wish I could relive being a kid but as a non freak and have friends this time. i wanna play again. I want to buy legos and have fun.

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>>38815927
>that feel when i had 4,000 pepe's I had collected over the course of five years but then i spilled water on my computer

But, anon, you still can sit criss cross applesauce, sing the cleanup song and drink chocolate milk. Your a grown up now and can do all those things on your own without a teacher to boss you around.