You're in a bar and this guy comes up to you and slaps your

>You're in a bar
haha nice one OP

>>38808084
Ok, you're at a /r9k/ meetup.

>>38808068
Breack his neck 4 real

>>38808068
let him get away with it

Did sam actually get in a car wreck

>>38808110

That's no good either.

If you aren't in your room, alone, with no potential physical contact from any other human being either you aren't a real robot.

>>38808068
I go online and complain about getting my trash show cancelled while also whining about refugees and how my healthcare is cancelled.

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Run away and cry, no way i can compete with an alpha that pure.

I fuck him again then loathe myself and wish I wasn't fucking retarded

is that Sam "The One Man Klan' Hyde?

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>>38808068
slap his ass back we're all gentlemen here

Is that roger cheeto?

>>38808068
Man Boogie's surgery really went well.

>>38808068
He ain't doing any real sports and is a bum. Two in a noggin and he ain't walkin, kiddo.

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GOTTA GET THE CHAOS EMERALDS

GOTTA GO SUPER FAST

>>38808068
oh look its cigar

cody cigar is a 32 year old manlet virgin that lives in his car
LMAO