I need a new method to fap right the fuck now, using things from

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find some adderall and swallow
Fap-fap-fap!

>>38807062

>Just find adderall

AROUND THE HOUSE ANON

>>38807244
well who knows what you got there

>>38807244
Have you checked mummy's medicine cabinet?

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>>38807014
Why does this come up on Google Reverse-Image search?

>>38807475

Goes google gutted reverse search for whatever reason

>>38807014
Get a rather firm pillow and hump it like a girl would do. If you rub the underside of your penis against it, it can feel really good and you should be able to reach orgasm.

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>>38807519
>how to give yourself erectile dysfunction

>>38808133
How is that supposed to be related to ed?

>>38807519
this, also lay the pillow over the backrest and seat of a chair. Lean the chair on something and go wild, it stimulates both your dick and prostate (through the taint).
getting hard as I type this

>>38808165
I don't know how but dry humping a lot ruins your dick. I thought it was a myth too, then I tried it for a weak and noticed my erections weren't as large as before and I couldn't stay hard for longer than about ten minutes. Went back to regular masturbation and thankfully my dick recovered after about a month. Tread carefully anon, it's probably safe to do occasionally but don't get addicted.

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find some rubber bands and hair ties and put them around your COCK and BALLS.

if you make them tight enough, you can fap in some interesting ways

>>38808218
I usually put several pillows on top of each other. This makes it so there is no direct hard friction and it's more of a constant great feeling which covers your entire lower body. It is easy to edge and the orgasms can be gigantic.
>getting hard as I type this
This, what a shame I'm doing nofap rn

>>38808359
Thanks for the warning. I don't do it that often and as I said I'm not masturbating at all currently so I guess I'll be fine.

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>>38807014
>hump the bed
>take your middle and pointer finger and your thumb, and pinch and roll around the underside of your penis

>>38807519
>>38808601
By the underside, do you mean the front of the penis when upright, or what?

wear your mom's underwear

>>38807014
Take a cup, two sponges (preferablly pretty new), a plastic bag, and lube of your choice. Wet the sponges and slide them into the cup, soft sides facing eachother. Microwave it for about 30 secs or to your preference. Cut a piece of the plastic bag about 6x6 inches with no holes in it. Slide it in between the sponges and pour whatever lube your using in, and work it all over the bag. Then fuck it.

PROTIP: If the sponges start to get cold just pull the plastic out and toss it back in the microwave.

>>38807014
When I was a kid I used to lay on my stomach and use the pointer finger and thumb side of my hands to rub my dick in a circular motion while also moving my pelvis around in a similar motion and I could cum from that. I can still do it today if my dick stays flacid for the whole time but the problem is I get hard after doing it for a few seconds and I think it probably works better the smaller your dick is.

>>38807014

Lube up your thighs and masturbate by rubbing them together with your dick nestled between them

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>>38807014
it doesn't work as well as first thought but it does indeed work

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>>38810282
also if the glove is powdered for grip be sure to wash the inside in a sink or you're in for a spicy surprise upon usage