Is there any kind of job you'd love to have? Something that

>>38806578
In TV sitcoms characters always have jobs where they always hang out at work and are good friends with their coworkers always getting into wacky hijinks and such, yet they never seem to do any actual work.
That's the kind of job I want.

>>38806578
I unironically want to be President of the United States.

>>38806598
This.

I was watching That 70s Show and Hyde and Eric work in a hotel restaurant which is incredibly chill. All they do is casually peel vegetables and chill and smoke pot while talking to that spergy robot guy who is friends with Hyde.

Real life hotel restaurants are nothing like that.

>>38806818
You probably want the title without responsibility and hard work that goes with it, right

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>>38806578
>tfw I'll never be an animator at KyoAni

i want to draw my own comic(s) and live off of the merch unironically.

>>38807052
devote tens of thousands of hours to animation and learn japanese.

>>38807019
No, actually the opposite. I think the president has a lot of power to make this country and people's lives better and that's the appeal to me.

>>38807129
Very low chance KyoAni will take a foreign animator with no experience on board. No matter how good is moon is.

Absolutely a really good artist, musician or some kind of engineer at NASA/Astronaut.

>>38806578
Eccentric painter or musician would be interesting.

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A political/economic commentator with my own TV show on a news network.
I get to spend my days formulating and disseminating my opinion to people.

>>38807052
being animator in nippon is suffering I heard

I love the idea of doing this as a job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

i want to be a writer but i dont want to be poor either

>>38807297
Holy shit, wouldn't last a day on shite like this
not that I'm a job person anyway, lads

>>38806578
>job you'd love to have
Being a stupid A.I- oh wait

>>38806578
masturbating, but im doin it for free anyways

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Sportscaster for a major league sports team. Preferably one of my favorite teams but I'd take anything.

>>38806578
I want to settle mars

Forensic pathology. Dissecting and studying more corpses than I could handle, helping to bring closure to families, being depended on by my coworkers, having respect from anyone that knows what I do

I'm more than willing to do it for free- I'm willing to pay other people exorbitant amounts of money to do this.

I wanna be a certified and respected scolar. Doesn't really matter in which field.

AI research. Too bad you have to deal with the educational system to do any research.

>>38806578
It's kinda edgy, but I'd love to work in porn business. Not as a porn star, mind you, but as someone pulling the strings or at least making this shit work. This dark corrupt businessman theme, like in my degenerate doujins, is just cool.

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>>38806578
The only job I would genuinely enjoy would be to work as a scientist on Atlantis, always wanted to have McKay's job.

Naval Engineer
Astronautical Engineer
Xenoarchitect
Stunt/fighter pilot

>>38807864
this but only for baseball

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All I've ever wanted was to be a humble farmer growing my own crops and living off of that.

>>38806578
private investigator. unfortunately they mostly deal with petty bullshit

Just make me a US autocrat for a month.
>lower tariffs
>privatize many things
>end the need for most licenses
>gut any laws violating the constitution
>make the constitution and amendments the only federal laws
>order a firing squad on most of the legislative branch
>term limits for the legislative branch
>resign

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The PI of a well-funded biofuel laboratory. I would be trying to work with microalgae and electrofuel spp. via genetic engineering. Our aim would be to produce species and models that could be upscaled into industrial sizes and be competitive with fossil fuels.

I would be responsible for building the roots of the world tree, Ygdrassil, that would supply clean, free, renewable energy to the entire world. The tree would give us food, shelter, peace, and free WiFi and then the elder gods would finally acknowledge that humans are worthy of their attention. Our minds would work as a force of nature that they are able to utilize to create positive change to places all over the universe

>>38806578
I wanna be a navy helicopter pilot

Already a navy just too stupid to get a degree and become an officer

i wanna be a gunsmith

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>>38806578
>you will never have a job making comfy chiptune music for 8-bit video games

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Working at a morgue.
Sounds so comfy.
>Easy work.
>Get to cut up bodies for a living.
>Sometimes help the police.
>Chill as heck.
Ultimate job.

>>38808004
thats not a job tho

>>38808384
HOW THE FUCK IS FARMING NOT A JOB, BUT MASTURBATION IS? WTF?!

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>>38806578
I'd like to be a pilot or at least a job that makes me near planes.

I'd like to be the Official Fembot Anus Inspector.

>>38808446
I only responded to that one because I posted but it was a lie and that anon posted what I actually wanted to do

all jobs suck desu because the implicit definition means youre contributing to society and fuck that

>>38808446
Farmer is.
Subsistence farmer on the other hand...

I'd like to translate weeb horseshit for a living. Maybe someday.

>>38808526
this
subsistence organic, low tech survivalism somewhere far away in the north where temperature is around 10 degrees celsius normally and rains almost every day

>>38808501
And I'd like to be your supervisor.

Be a manager at a localization firm. All my coworkers and I would speak fluent japanese and have regular meetings deciding which visual novel to translate next.

>>38806578
Programmer but I'm a lazy brainlet

>>38808658
would you like some free books anon? even if you're a brainlet you can still learn

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You know the Lagoon Company from Black Lagoon?
That.
I watched it like 8 years ago and it broke my heart to know that I couldnt actually be a bountyhunter-courier-transportist-pmc guy living in a shack somewhere in Oceania.
Thats literally all I want in life.

>>38808670
I already downloaded an app that teaches the basics of programming but I'm not patient enough to sit down and program for hours
where can I get free books?

>>38806578
Yeah. Being a lutheran pastor. And I currently fail in Seminary. Life sucks.

park ranger or border patrol. in fact, i should look into getting a border patrol job.

i want something where i can be relatively alone or maybe with 1 or 2 other bros (no fucking women), something that puts me outside.
those 2 are perfect.

i would up my bushcraft skill with those jobs, working and practicing in real time, then i would eventually try to buy land and just homestead off of it, raise personal live stock and shit.

A movie-maker or a legist.

>>38808700
Look up the /g/ wiki you will find some pdf, and book titles. Typically you can Google for pdfs. Also


https://github.com/EbookFoundation/free-programming-books/blob/master/free-programming-books.md

If you're a brainlet and inpatient start with python, otherwise C is a good start. Good luck, anon. use that NEET time to better yourself

>>38806578
Worker at a nuclear plant

>>38806578

Composer or sound designer, ideally. Unfortunately I have 0 creativity.

I honestly don't know otherwise. Nothing (real) sounds interesting enough to do.

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>>38808670
Not him but what are some good books about python 3?

t. fellow brainlet

Movie director or some kind of creative director for a video game

>>38808778
thank you friendo oregano

Own a chain of e-sports bars

too bad gamers are mostly shut ins

Well I quit my job and am trying to be a VR game/experience creator. Its going ok, but most of the time is spent dealing with mundane shit rather than creative/artistic shit. I also just straight up don't work enough, like 3-4 hours on a good day :/

Hopefully I get good enough that I can make enough money to support myself.

>>38808834
>>38808851
>>38808875
>>38808900
>reddit spacing
Stop ruining the board

>>38808875
>too bad gamers are mostly shut ins
this isn't the 90's. every normalfag chad in the world is a "gamer"

>>38806578
Id like to have my own popular Youtube channel. content would basically be like my shitposts on /pol/ and /tv/ but in video form.

>>38808917
this is what people consider trolling.

>>38808823
>>38808778

use the python website as a reference manual for the language, but a lot of python is using libraries, so you will want read for what you want to do (if web dev read up on flask)

>>38808851
I'll try to answer if there are anymore questions.

>>38807613
>writer
>not poor
Choose one

>>38807160
>no experience

>tens of thousands of hours

Shut the fuck up will you and take his advice. Of course they won't take no one who ever animated before. You get experience by animating you retarded dipshit. You don't need a job to get experience with animating go kill yourself you faggot

>>38807133
are you a politician? if not, then go fuck yourself you lying cunt. if you're okay with responsibility then get your fucking ass in office and study instead of shitposting on r9k with your stupidity

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Porn star. Monday to friday all night long

>>38809516
that cunt JKRowling is a billionaire
come again?

no matter what i want to do id probably just get bored of it.