Hey, /r9k/ what's the probability that a 17 year old female in an Eastern European country is a virgin... given that... she's rich...emo.. beautiful... doesn't have a dad and goes clubbing.
Should I just off myself?
>>38804650
>emo
i thought this trend was dead
Become a prostitute. You would knock off two things all /r9k/ members don't have: money and sex.
>>38804668
She used to be. I don't know. I haven't seen her in years. She's 17 already. Time flies by.
>>38804650
>Doesn't have a dad
>Goes clubbing
>Rich
Nah she's not but who cares about that honestly. She seems like a shit girl in general
>>38804699
YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE WAS MY FIRST CRUSH A DECADE AGO. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR US TO BE BOTH LEGAL FOR SO LONG....but she probably had Chad already anyway
>>38804693
well if she's rich, beautiful, and goes clubbing then it is very unlikely she's a virgin. she probably already took the dick from emo chad. it's better if you just forget her