How do fembots deal with the fact that they will never experience

>>38801958
>the miracle of pregnancy
>miracle
lul

>>38801958
how the fuck is pregnancy a miracle? don't use words you don't know the definition of idiot

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>>38801958
There's nothing to "deal" with it. Nothing is more selfish than reproducing when you're not financially and mentally stable.

How do fembots who want to be pregnant deal with the fact of how painful pregnancy is?

>>38801958
post more if you have, please

Between last night and today...
Why are there so many pregnancy threads going on lately? Is it all the same anon?

Wew lads. Wew.

This feel kills me as well. Will never have a family, children, a wife, etc.

Live alone, suffer alone, die alone.

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>>38801958
This plumpness looks so hot

>>38802228
There are as much women as there are men, it's absolutely real to have a family if you spend some effort in that direction.

>>38802228
Not complaining tee bee haich.
pregnancy is a top tier fetish

Already been pregnant. It was great though, would love to do it again.

>>38803839
Are you the girl who was the surrogate?

>>38802060
This. I kinda resent my parents for bringing me into this world so I don't want to by a hypocrite and do the same thing.

>be girl (male)
I deal with it by crying a lot and playing video games

>>38803900
Yep! Would recommend the experience though. Not specifically surrogacy, just if the chance is available. Don't end up a single mom though!

>>38803975
God, the fact that you want to be pregnant is just so attractive. I'm sure you're a real gem.

>>38804066
Well if I could I'd like to be all the time. Don't think that makes me special or anything. Lots of women are the same I think.

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>>38803839
>>38803975
The hottest thing on the planet is a woman who wishes to keep herself pregnant like a kind of deviant cow just because of how bloated and helpless it makes her.

>>38803645
it's melisandre from game of thrones

>>38804128
Did they let you hold it after you gave birth? Was it difficult to give up and walk away?

>>38804162
Oh well I mean I really enjoyed pregnancy but I wouldn't want to be pregnant all the time because that. I'd want it because I love kids and would want a bunch.

>>38804194
Yes of course. They let me help and take care of the baby for several months even because the mother-to-be couldn't lactate. It was hard of course but they're my friends IRL (I did it as a favor to them) so it's not like I don't ever get to see the child or be around.

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I prefer the experience of feeling loved by qt males. Fuck kids

Makes me feel good desu. I have that phobia of pregnancy, the whole concept makes me feel ill. Also laughing at the people calling the purpose of sex a fetish.

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>>38804328
>Oh well I mean I really enjoyed pregnancy but I wouldn't want to be pregnant all the time because that. I'd want it because I love kids and would want a bunch.
You're not denying that you want to be pregnant all the time

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>>38804377
>qt males
>not qt females
it's like you want to be a cumrag

>>38804399
No but not for that other reason! No lie though, being helpless isn't so bad because you get doted on and taken care of while pregnant and that's nice too.

>>38804128
>Well if I could I'd like to be all the time.
Saying something like that drives me wild. It's just so feminine. You're kind of special for /r9k/ at least. I know a lot of girls here have no desire to have kids.

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>>38804395
>purpose of sex

>>38804544
Why are you making an otter face at me? Are you disagreeing with pregnancy being the reason animals have sex?
>inb4 humans arent animals!!!
come on

>>38804328
A-anonette, p-please can y-you service me too M-mommy?

You have to take responsibility for what youve done to me down below

How big did your tits grow?

>>38804613
Google teleology

>>38804683
next you'll be saying breathing is a lifestyle choice and not a biological imperative.

>>38804511
The thing is I used to kind of feel the same way but actually experiencing it changed my mind completely.

>>38804666
Service? What? Oh my chest went up two cup sizes, and I was always a D so it really surprised me. Band size too for awhile but I worked to get that down while cup size didn't. Maybe my only worry if I had more kids and my chest kept getting bigger.

>>38801958
>tfw you realize you have mommy issues
>tfw you will never find a late 20s or early 30s pregnant woman to be in a relationship with to worship her swollen feet and be breast-fed by
Why live

>>38801973
Can't wait for you to hit 30 and read this post and then commit suicide

>>38803839
My first pregnancy was pretty mellow as well. Good experience, easy labor and delievery and easy baby. Currently about 12 weeks with my second pregnancy and aside from constant burning pee (despite only drinking water) and itchy nipples it hasn't been bad.

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>>38801958
>tfw no pregnant wife to make love to

do girls find being pregnant, or is it just the getting impregnated part?

tbqh if i were a girl i'd be scared shitless to have a fetus inside of me

>>38805402
find it hot***

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>>38805070
How's the sex during pregnancy?

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>>38804919
>Oh my chest went up two cup sizes
MUH DICK

>>38805440
It's actually really great until you get ready to burst. The second trimester I got really horny so it was great basically having as much sex as I wanted.

>>38805070
What is breastfeeding like? Does it make you feel good, is it a pain, or is it like whatever it's just something you have to do?

Did your partner ever feed off of you?

>>38805680
In the beginning it was painful, even with a good latch you still get cracking and bleeding. By about 8 weeks I had it down to a science and the pain stopped. I didn't really feel anything when the baby latched, but the feeling of the letdown was weird. Kinda like tingly all in my boob.

>Did your partner ever feed off of you?
No, I offered a few times but my husband is very vanilla and declined.

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>>38805822
>No, I offered a few times but my husband is very vanilla and declined.

>>38805822
It's a shame. When I get a gf, I'll be sure to nurse from her and give her lots of love and cuddling.

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I would love to live in the countryside and wear big jumpers over pretty patterned tea dresses. I'd be a wife to my farmer husband and we'd live in a beautiful mismatched farm house. I'd wear my hair in a braid over my shoulder and he'd tug on it while he kisses me goodbye.

While he's working all day on the farm I'd nourish our growing child and take care of the house. In the evenings we'd make a fuss of my belly, giggling when the baby kicks and he'd say so often how he's looking forward to the baby.

We'd get the nursery ready and also prepare my body for the birth. Lots of exercises, bursting into laughter at the breathing exercises we have to do, while he helps support my belly from behind as I walk. He'd help me bathe and change and talk to the bump.

Then when the time the baby comes he'd help me deliver our child in the bedroom, commenting how it's like I'm lambing to make me laugh. Once the baby is born he'd be so happy he'd cry and tell me that we've both made him soft. We'd cuddle up in our bed as I feed the baby and he tells me softly that he can't wait to put another one in me again soon.

>tfw no farmer husband to breed me and to raise a flock of children with

>>38806448

I want to be the kind of guy that is your farmer husband. Except I'm no farmer, my girlfriend will want kids in 4-6 years and i'm going to study history in order to get a degree in anything and hopefully find a good job so that I can support a family with 4 children (ADHD'er here)

>>38806587
>find a good job
with a degree in history?

>>38806635

This is exactly my problem and the root source of all of my doubts. But I seem to be destined to do something with critical thinking. I've attempted 3 other study programmes before, I'm a nice guy and all, but I long for direction in life.

I figure that a degree in history is better than no degree at all?

>>38805857
If he asked what it tasted like I pretty offered to let him try.

>>38805882
I did still get lots of cuddling and love

>>38806701
just go to grad school and get on the professor life

>>38806701
I'm surprised he didn't take the offer. I consider myself pretty vanilla too but I'd be all over those titties. My wife wouldn't even have to offer, as long as it's ok with her.

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>>38806728
That's nice, I wish I could say the same for myself. I have no one.

>>38806803
>>38806701
oops wrong comment to reply to. >>> >>38806728

>>38806757

So you say, just go study, complete the bachelor, then master, and teach?

>>38806964
yeah, unless you want to teach highschool for the rest of your life / get lucky enough to find a job at a museum
history majors are pyramid schemes but you might as well sit on top of the pyramid

>>38806448
>tfw no farmer wife to coordinate pregnancies with around the lambing and shearing seasons
I'd be sure to keep her lactating between pregnancies and make the finest soft cheeses out of her excess milk. There'd be a special reserve store I'd make out of the milk gathered while tenderly making love to her that we'd share on the nights of conceptions and births.

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>>38807090
>I'd be sure to keep her lactating between pregnancies and make the finest soft cheeses out of her excess milk. There'd be a special reserve store I'd make out of the milk gathered while tenderly making love to her that we'd share on the nights of conceptions and births.

>>38806448
I think I love you, and it's not too late for me to tell my parents that I want to take over the farm.

>>38807224
C-can I be the farmer's wife?

>>38804162
As nice as it may appear, I'd constantly fear seeing a nigger hitting my wife's belly for the fun and killing our child.
I live in a neighbor in France where niggers attack people simply because they're white or couples because they look happy.
I fucking hate niggers so much.

>>38807041

I'm thinking about becoming active in a political party / group. Also, this isn't just a regular history education. It tries to give room to a different kind of focus.
Apart from that, I can choose from


Economic History (EH)
International Relations (IR)
Cultural History (CH)
Social History (SH)
as possible focus area's.

I think I'll want to study EH or IR, the others seem to be like sociology (not really in the mood for SJW-studies / little prospect job wise)

>>38807250
Of course. We only grow corn on our farm corn on our farm though, so that's probably not all that romantic. Like my dad does actual farm work like only five months a year. Also, my mom would need to help out during harvest. We definitely made enough money to live comfortably though.

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Oh no, I'll never harbor a painful and greedy parasite who will grow up to browse /r9k/ and inheret my ugliness and loathe me forever

>>38807500
That sounds perfect! I love the thought of the little ones helping out too.

>>38807531
Are you an uggo, Anon? Or an antinatalist?

>>38807541
Yeah, it's a shame they're gone now but we used have cows. We also had dogs and a colony of cats in the barn that we had to feed. It was really fun growing up with a lot of animals and with barns and sheds to explore.

I guess we have a lot of lawn space, so we could easily raise animals on a hobby scale.

>>38807531
Bad parenting made you.

Good parenting can save you and prevent your offspring becoming you.

Don't visit the sins of the Father on the son.

>>38804182
Is it actually her or just a lookalike?.?

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i NEED puffy pregnant pussy! I NEED pregnant cummies cuddles and milkies to live! NYAT FAIR! REEEEEEEE

>>38801958
Going to an hero. All I ever wanted is to be a mother and housewife but everyone treated me like something is wrong with me for wanting those things. Now I'm an old khhv and everyone who used to scorn me for wanting a family is married with children. I hate everyone.

>>38810047
How old are you? There might still be a chance. :(

>>38810047
How am I going to impregnate you when you're dead?

>>38810107
I'll be 34 in two months. It's too late, unfortunately. I wish people would stop shoving feminism on people who want a traditional lifestyle.

>>38810047
I can make a housewife and mother out of you.

>>38801973
Human life is literally the most complex thing in the universe.

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Here's a ripe, juicy blackberry from an earlier thread

>>38810135
You've still got a few years left. Please don't kill yourself yet. How tall are you? Do you live alone?

>>38810154
lmao have you ever even played minesweeper my dude?

>>38810176
Thanks for the support; it's nice to read a friendly comment. I am 5'1 and I live with a roommate. Not that it matters.

>>38801958
I'll get pregnant, if not I'll adopt, and if I can't I'll just off myself
Having kids is literally all I want to do in my life

>>38810273
Would a 24 year old be too young for you?

>>38810190
kek

>>38810273
Do you want to talk? I'll talk if you want to.

>>38810135
34 isn't too old. Around a decade ago all of my aunts on my mother's side decided to have children at the same time. They were all mid to late thirties and the kids all turned out fine.

>one life to live
>be born ugly as fuck
I will never bust my nuts deep inside some beautiful woman because of shit genetics. God just kill all ugly people already plz.

>>38810462
I'm pretty ugly too but I have to lower my standards drastically. There's a chance for us dude.

>>38810462
Why not kill all of the good looking people instead? You'll be desirable by default.

>>38810346
24 is not too young; I prefer younger guys.

>>38810369
Thank you so much for the offer but I'm a terrible person when it comes to chatting. I've ghosted people that I really like and I wouldn't want to do that to you, too.

>>38810421
That's encouraging; thanks for telling me.

>>38804395
Honest question: What are you gonna do when you're in your 40's? Are you gonna spend your whole life focusing on your career, socialising in circles that you've been a part of since college? Seems like a miserable lifestyle from my perspective

>>38810620
>24 is not too young; I prefer younger guys.
So you're telling me I have a chance?

>>38810620
Please stay positive and I hope things work out well for you!

>>38810620
It's fine if you ghost me, I won't be hurt by it or anything. Though I'd probably think you went through with it and killed yourself. But, it'd make me feel decent about myself knowing I made you happy, or at least attempted to, in your final days.

It's your choice. Drop an email if you're interested.

>>38810687
If you really don't mind if I ghost you, here's my email: [email protected]

>>38810905
Get ready for dick pics. Hope you don't mind.

>>38810620
Have you ever had a boyfriend? Are you from the US?

>>38810944
That's fine, I actually enjoy them.

>>38811010
Just kidding. I don't have a single dick pic on my computer to offer you.

So when you get pregnant your boobs get bigger...they go back right? How long does that take?

>>38811010
KEK this isn't me, but I actually like dick pics so it's not a total loss.

>>38810905
I sent you an email. Reply anytime you want, if you want to. No pressure.

>>38810319
I just want to give you a (You).

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Perfect tits, perfect skin, perfectly round and huge....I think I'm in love...

>>38810154
>arrogance of humanity
Ya no, we're a speck

>>38810905
Did you get my email? Did you post the right email? You can't ghost me if you never talk to me in the first place :(

>>38802303
well not really, some are doomed with shit genes that shouldn't be redistributed.

>>38803975
>>38805070

Seriously, get the fuck out off my board.

I will report you everytime.

>>38813090
Anon, you can't just report someone for being female.

btw femanon here

>>38813114

I will report you, cuz i hate fembots.