Oh, hey anon.
It's a good thing you caught me after my first cup, because let me tell you, I simply CANNOT function before my morning coffee. I'm a real monster, y'know?
That's why I have B12 in a syringe next to my bed
>>38801714
why would a neet NEED coffee? Would I be more productive if I started drinking it too?
>>38801763
Oh honey... Without my first cup in the morning, I am completely unable to function. I have a keurig next to my bed and I fill it with water before I go to sleep for this exact reason.
Just kidding, I get high.
>>38801714
I hear ya, man. I got the caffeine hooks in me back in high school waking up at 6 every morning.
I can't with the joe, though! Too bitter for my itty bitty baby palate first thing in the morning. I stick to a nice cup of Earl Grey with a squeeze of lemon.
A lot of talkie going on in here. Please, rules are rules. Not another peep until I'm done my cup. Thanks.
>>38801714
>every adult realizes this
>somehow this retard think he is special for realizing something so obvious
really failed normie, go back to facebook/instagram to receive likes about how you love coffee