explain this one >trying for a baby >she makes me wear

>>38800620
it's statistically the way to choose the gender of the baby OP

the theory is this:
male spermathoziod swim faster and reaches the egg first, so if the female is ovulating the moment of the coitus, the chances of one of the several male spermathozoid that reached there to fecund is greater

while the female spermathozoid swims slower, they live longer, so if you ejaculate inside the female some days before the ovulation and no more sex is made, the male spermathozoids will die there waiting for the egg but the females will be there when the egg ir ready, because after some days the swim speed is no longer a problem because all of them are already there right

you're welcome

>>38800707
there is also a psycological theory about the "love in relationships" because of this fact above

some can infer that couples with a lot of girls in the family are more passionate, because the sex is made a lot more (days before the ovulation) for girls to be born

while couples with only boys show that sex is made only when the females is ovulating, as "in heat", if humans were more wild like animals

this shows that the father of only boys is a beta and the woman only wants him when she is in heat/horny lol

That is a TINY load

>>38800789
>this shows that the father of only boys is a beta and the woman only wants him when she is in heat/horny
>shows

>This made up thing proves I'm right!

>>38800789
If anything, when the woman is ovulating she's more eager for sex. So a man who has sex with a woman when she is not ovulating has to be more convincing and more alpha than otherwise.
You also forget it's possible to have sex more than once a month.

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>>38800707
>>38800789
whoa, an informed and polite reply on r9k. I'll be damned, thanks.

>>38800707
yet the males will die in the condom while she's waiting

>>38800789
>this shows that the father of only boys is a beta and the woman only wants him when she is in heat/horny lol

Anon, I got some news about your dad...

>>38800620
Just do what she says because if you don't and you have a girl, she will be upset with you forever.

>>38800789
>there is also a psycological theory about the "love in relationships" because of this fact above
>
>some can infer that couples with a lot of girls in the family are more passionate, because the sex is made a lot more (days before the ovulation) for girls to be born
>
>while couples with only boys show that sex is made only when the females is ovulating, as "in heat", if humans were more wild like animals
>
>this shows that the father of only boys is a beta and the woman only wants him when she is in heat/horny lol
alpha men with lots of kids usually end up with lots of boys. romney has 5 boys. he's rich, holds tremendous power in his tribe of mormons and has a submissive tribal wife.

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>>38800620
>thought I was on another chan for a second
>see this thread
>quickly realize I had fucking norm9k open in an old tab
This place is beyond saving.

>>38800620
How would you think that anyone on this board would understand or be able to relate to your bullshit post?

danny ainge is also an alpha and has 4 boys among his 6 children.

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>>38800911
I've been on r9k since the actual day it was added to the board list back in 2008 or whenever. Why don't you go back to wizardchan?

>>38800917
>How would you think that anyone on this board would understand or be able to relate to your bullshit post?
a pic related of a roastie holding a used condom is very much in our wheelhouse, though.

>>38800836
>forget
????
the example is simplified so a person understands how the fertilization will work

obviously the woman want to have sex more times when she is ovulating and that means more sperm and the males will reach early anyway

more sperm in different days also keep the females chances up because the male spermathozoids are almost dying there and the new ones couldn't reach the egg yet

fun fact: you can clearly see some millionaries with five-six daughters lol

she's fucking someone else right now and wants to be able to fool you when she gets preggo

TOP KEK

She's trying to make sure the baby is Chad's and not yours.

>>38800962
Great, this is now a used condom and used roastie thread. Post facials, cream pies, semen leakage, snowballs, and used rubbers here.

Capcha: beware jesus

>>38800944
>he saves images of used nigger condoms sitting on girls

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>>38800995
for what purpose?

captcha:
>Mexico Quality

>>38800964
This is literally a Dr. Oz theory. If it were possible to determine the gender of a baby in any significant way, don't you think the Chinese would have figured that out over the past 5000 years? Or even today? If it were that simple, virtually everyone would do it.

>>38800890
not only that
it can simply show who is the boss in the relationship
if the woman wants sex the guy can't really do anything
but the woman will dodge the man a lot on the month
there are more than two stances of female cycle

example: some days in the month the vaginal secretion is a bit gross and he woman will avoid sex
they also match their optimum moments with epilation in order to achieve better sex
women life is not so simple like men's
vaginas require some maitenance and plan in advance

protip: watch out for women with anxious issues. sex with them tend to be gross

>>38800620
You married a retard.

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>>38800620
>talking about your gf ovulating on /r9k/
>not getting reeee-d out by a single fucking person
I've never seen a board die as hard as this one. the mods even have to tell people not to post pics of themselves now. it's over.

>>38801037
>but they do
have you finished high school?
this is simple biology
and for yout information the chances are solid 80%

don't put your hopes at 100% because the path to the egg is not a straight line and the faggots don't know where they are going
that's why there are millions of them in a load
biology is not math retard

>>38800707
This ignores that mammals are shown to adapt birth rates to the environment. If lots of men died you will see an increase in male birth rates.

But it's also influenced by mating strategy. Men are high risk/high reward, women are low risk/low reward as 80/20 rule applies.

>>38801111
We're maggots wallowing in the boil filled body, now eat up, faggot.

>>38800707
What the fuck is spermathozoid?

>>38801161
(You) at level 1

>>38801161
Its a superhero, dipshit

>>38800707
>>38800789
this is pure unscientific bullshit and parallel in believing in magical unicorn blood or storks bringing children

t. medanon

>>38801056
>not only that
>it can simply show who is the boss in the relationship
>if the woman wants sex the guy can't really do anything
>but the woman will dodge the man a lot on the month
>there are more than two stances of female cycle
>
>example: some days in the month the vaginal secretion is a bit gross and he woman will avoid sex
>they also match their optimum moments with epilation in order to achieve better sex
>women life is not so simple like men's
>vaginas require some maitenance and plan in advance
>
>protip: watch out for women with anxious issues. sex with them tend to be gross
there needs to be more threads on /r9k/ about vaginal secretions. thank you for adding the kind of content we all love to read, that keeps us coming back day after day to this shithole on the internet.

>>38801077
>You married a retard.
somehow ends up with male offspring despite his wife's quack theories, male offspring is a retard and future /r9k/ user. god bless this mess.

>>38801189
>Its a superhero, dipshit
idk, sounds more like a robot supervillain.

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>>38801027
>purpose
Posting nonsense in a nonsense thread, senpai.

>>38801161
>>38801174
>>38801189
Can we all agree that all spermathozoids are virgins?

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>>38801373
>spermathozoids
>finally gonna score
>launched into a condom instead

bad feels

>>38801120
>this is simple biology
provide one single source

>>38801443
What is an amniocentesis?

Now look at why it's illegal in China.

>>38801469
What does that have to do with the speed of sperm in China? The woman is already pregnant.

>>38801111
Huehuehuehue, enjoy

>>38801413
This always makes me feel uncomfortable every time I fap. Every nut is consigning millions of sperms to death when they belong in a pussy :(

>>38801669
All but one still die, and even that one ceases to exist when successful

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>>38801669
whether they end up in a condom, a tissue, an anus or a stomach it doesn't matter, they die anyway. Only that 1/100000000 is lucky enough to get to that THICC egg in the end, so don't feel bad.

>>38801608
They get an amniocentesis and look at the DNA. If there are two X chromosomes, it's a girl, you abort. If there's an X and a Y, congratulations, you can give birth to a child whose job it is to suffer.