/r9gay/ General

>>38799616
Oh yeah, and we have a zeemaps now: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338

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reminder that faggots belong in the bog

>>38799775
The shit is that.
No.
Stop.
That should not exist.

>>/lgbt/ faggots

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>tfw no bf to torture me sexually
Really makes me sad

Tfw bf on other side of the planet and lives at home still so can never see him

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>>38799616
One chance in life, and i was born as gay man in Russia. Its not fair robots, and it hurts.

>>38800305
Don't kill and kys yourself like this. It slows down trains and makes wagecucks suffer even more.

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Hopping on the prep train on Friday.

Excited. I play safe(ish) but some insurance is super

>>38801544
Putin tje golovu atrubit, piderast yobanij

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>>38801634
I'm not ready to kms yet.

>>38801544
I live in rashka too but I don't look for relationships because there aren't good boys. Bydlo everywhere.

>>38801708
Well I can't tell you after the fact.

Had a ultra gay dream last night guys.
I was lying in bed, with this cute muscular guy we were kissing and cuddling he was sucking on my nipples. I was sucking his cock then fucking him.
I woke up covered in cum as I had a wet dream, never had one like that in my entire life. I thought I was bisexual but I think I am just a repressed gay.

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>>38801870
You might be a little gay anon.

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>>38801662
Rude
>>38801729
Yeah, i am thinking about moving in dc1 or dc2, but also kinda want to ditch this country completely.

>>38799616
>the buttplug will be here in less than 12 hours
>i havent slept in a day and am probably too tired to attempt an interception
>50/50 chance mom catches it and i have to play it off as a prank my online friends pulled on me, throw it away, and lose that $35 i spent getting same day delivery.


Why is being a slut so hard i just wanna cum from my boipuchi ;_;

>>38802041
If you know what time it will be delivered, try and get your mom out the house for groceries or something

>>38801544
Ever thought of immigrating to the EU or maybe the UK???
Once you get EU residence you could live and work in any EU member state.

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>>38801957
Interesting. Where are you from? Nowadays even forgotten villages have access to internet, but I get used to think about dc1-2 citizens who can write here

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>>38801544
>>38801729
>>38801957
Meanwhile I'm fucking a qt passable trap and nobody except my peedoraha parents complains

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>>38802259
Ural. Yeah, everyone whom i met on internet is always from dc1-2
>>38802271
Gratz to you anon

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>it's another falling in love with your straight friend episode

>>38802696
That's a sad episode.

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>tfw every guy i meet is a size queen
I was doomed from the start

>>38802696
This is rough as being a tranny too, I was crushing on him for months...
He is getting married soon too :(

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>>38802568
>everyone whom i met on internet is always from dc1-2
This is almost true. And most of russian gays or bi are... strange. I am afraid of them.

>>38802271
You should be lucky one.

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>no chubby bf that also likes chubby guys
;_;

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>>38799616
I really want a qt Asian bf.

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>>38803246
I'm sorta chubby but not in the attractive way.
Feelsbadman.

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>tfw no cute 9S bf
I suspect this is not an original feel but I can't help but post it anyway.

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>wake up
>no /pol/ bf

>>38801729
You probably just live in absolute shithole. I currently reside in a Bumfuck, Leningrad and I see a ton of cuties daily.

>>38803246
I like chubby tops, but I've always felt like everyone hates chubby bottoms like me.

I've been trying to diet because I hate my body but it's not really working fast enough...

>>38803648
Don't say that anon. You probably have a really cute belly

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>>38802743
once again,
>tfw no 6.5 or 7 inch boyfriend

a nice medium sized dick is perfect in every way

bigger isn't always better

>>38803869
You shouldn't hate your chubby body! What would the world without cute chubby guys?

>>38804007
Healthier

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>tfw no cute boy with a veil bf

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>>38803903
It just bulges out and looks weird.
It's not even pudgy.
:(.

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whos the person in this pick next to nagisa

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I got new honey soap and I showered last night and I still smell it on my arm this morning

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>>38804205
Let me sniff you, lil babi

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>>38804195
pls orignally respond

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>>38804489
I don't know but here some tomgirl hentai

>>38804489
Rei Ryugazaki

Does anybody want to be raped? Who's the most masochistic cuteboy here

>>38804543
I'm no cuteboy but please rape my ass

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>>38804558
I only want cuteboy asses. No hairy asses please

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>>38804543
Pick me, anon >>38800305 please, thank you.

>>38804604
How masochistic are you anon. I really want to make you feel a lot of pain

>>38803869
fatass top here
chubby bottoms are kinda qt, you can lightly bully them and watch em get self conscious and love em back to happiness.

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>>38804543
>Who's the most masochistic cuteboy here

Definitely me. Probably. I'm a total painslut.

It's hard to find guys that are sadistic enough.

d-do any gaybots wanna watch like 8 animu movies with me this week?

>>38804678
>It's hard to find guys that are sadistic enough.
Well what do you want me to do to you? I doubt your needs are too much for me.

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>>38804678
I like cutting and stuff. Don't think I have any hard limits really, that depends on the dom really what he considers to be enough.
I think pain makes love feel much sweeter too.

>>38804689
are you in europe?
origino

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Any of you guys in Michigan? I just want someone to cuddle with

>>38804761
I don't have any limits either. I'd go full on permanent damage if it was allowed.
But I'd also just like to beat you up and demolish you to a near catatonic state and then rape you all throughout the night

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>>38804716
Tie me up and put strings up clothespins all over my body wherever you can find enough skin to clip. All along my belly and chest and the insides of my thighs. Bind my cock and balls nice and tight, pinch and hit and beat them up before pinning them too. Before paddling or caning my ass over and over and over, all the pins rattling around as you do it. More and more like that slowly torturing me while I'm totally helpless, stroking and fondling my cock as you go edging me over and over. Slapping my balls whenever I get too close. Jacking it fast and rough then suddenly tearing off the strings of pins as I'm getting closer and as I'm cumming. Things like that, pain and pleasure at the same time, conditioning me more and more to be aroused by being hurt and abused.

>>38804843
Or how about fucking you doggystyle while your hands and shins are resting on a bed of thumbtacks. Or while you're on your back being pinned by all the nails.

If you're near the the Canadian East Coast or northern New England then I will jump in my car, drive to your place, and snuggle into your arms when I get there. Optionally, I can bring you to my place.

P L E A S E
L
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>>38804840
I like the thought of it but for me S&M stuff is more about love than anything. I want to take pain for someone I love as a way to show love for someone. The thought of being beaten to the point to the point where I can't move seems really nice too.
As for permanent damage, a lot of it is something I would only do in person. I don't have any problems with scars and I actually like how they look and the way it's supposed to remind you what you did for someone but I don't want to cut my body full of scars over an internet thing.

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>really want to hold hands with a cuteboy and cuddle while watching dorky weebstuff
>thread is all about sado-masochism and sluts
welp

>>38804967
*I want to take pain for someone as a way to show love for them.

>>38804927
Yes please.

That actually sounds amazing. It would drive me crazy. Permanent stuff is too much for me I think but I love pain and especially when it leaves marks to remind me later.

>>38804959
Are you a cuteboy


If so do you have discord

>>38804959
How's New York sound?

>>38804967
>>38805023
I'd love to spend hours beating you bloody until I'm exhausted and then fuck you while cuddling and making sure you're not dead. Unfortunately both of you are probably nowhere near me and it will only remain a dream.
Greentext some stories of your previous experiences anons

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>tfw no sadist bf to stuff rusty nails down my urethra and cause me a life threatening bladder infection

>>38804571
I love hairy asses.
I look like a twink but I am masculine and quite hairy, I think they are called otters

>>38805054
Where are you from, anon? Is it Europe and if so, where exactly?

>>38803954
6 inches can look kinda small in pictures, but in real life when it's in your face and they're rock hard it's pretty big.

So anyone who is average and worried they're not good enough, they're more than fine.

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>that diddely feelerino when no bf to inject me with a lethal dose of morhpine

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>tfw no diaper bf to love and baby

Any guys from the UK???

>tfw you're straight as hell with an unobtainable fetish
>tfw your sexual frustration at the fetish being unobtainable is leading to lower standards
>tfw you'd now accept being captured by even of the the /r9k/ guys if it just meant that you got to live out your fetish
>tfw this scenario is slowly becoming more and more sexy to you
>tfw you're not sure if you're bi or not

>>38805120
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REMOVE THIS NOW

>>38805123
tell me of this fetish of yours

>>38805123
only one way to find out, anon, it can't hurt to give it a try.

>>38805123
You're gay and repressing it. Trust me. I was the same way.

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>>38805141
It's giantess (and I guess giant, now) stuff.

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I'm going to sleep. Goodnight. I love you.

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>tfw no fit bf to fuck in the ass

Told myself I was straight and just really kinky for like 3 years lul

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>>38799616
fags can't be robots. you normalshits can have buttsex whenever you want. sage

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>>38805208
Have a good sleep, anon-kyun~!

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>>38805213
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS

>>38805158
Here's the thing though, when I manage to stop masturbating for about a week my sexuality goes back to normal, I find myself attracted to normal women (and not guys) again. Once I get back into a fapping craze then I end up finding men and women sexy, but ONLY in the context of my fetish, I can't find normal women or men attractive at that point.

>>38805055
The thing for me is : being maso or sub is sexual pleasure to me , I mean that shit makes me cum in no time , but being a sadist is fucking fun to me because I am a sick human being who likes to hurt others but doesn't do it because I want to be a nice person. So that's that I guess

>>38805044
Plz upstate

>>38804990
Well the good thing about a bf is that he's a person with many different sides too so in the best case you can hold hands with him , go on nice dates, cuddle , watch weeb stuff AND get a good dirty dickening .

>>38805122
yeah scotland tho

>>38804678
Willst du meine liebe so must du leiden , musst du dich in schmerzen baden und in schmerzen kleiden :)

>>38805549
>17
you fucking faggot at least hide your age like every other under&

>>38804803
Where in Michigan are you?

>>38805580
West Michigan, like 30 minutes from Grand Rapids

>>38803869
How chubby are you ? I went all the way from near supersized to average weight in two years. My goal atm is the hunk life. Maybe I can give you some advice buddy :)

>>38805601
Damn, I'm from Detroit (not black). I wish you luck though

>>38805578
It's one year bruh and going into a gay thread and calling someone a faggot is kinda like going into a kindergarden and calling someone there a stupid kid

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I would honestly want my bf to have only like a 5 inch mayb 6 dick tops.
Any more is too big
I just want a girly boy

>>38806133
I'm not girly (i have long hair) but my dick sounds perfect for you hehe

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>>38806133
>girly boy
Why not get a boyly girl? Or just a normal girl?

>>38799616
I'm a Trump supporter and was very vocal about it last year. There's this gay dude in my class whom I keep thinking about (or trans, or whatever the fuck he was). Now keep in mind I'm not gay. I don't get aroused by dicks or men, even when I tried. But this dude, I keep thinking about him. Think about how much we could have talked, because he knew his shit about politics and probably lurks on /lgbt/ or /a/ (saw him a coupla times)

>>38806133
im a girly boy but my dick is 7 inches ;_;

>>38806362
its true love anon
you should be glad it's not perverted in any way
marry them

>>38806402
Yeah ok but I'm not gay. I don't hate them but I always argue for stuff he hated (we'll never see each other again, the class is gone and done)

>>38806362
Is he still in your class? Find some way of talking to him cause it sounds like you could be good friends even though you dont wanna fuck him

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>>38806133
what about a 3.5 inch benis? or is that too small for you?

>>38806475
Oh well you answered that question already
That's unfortunate

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>>38806364
that is really really large
>>38806333
because im not really into fucking vaginas
id rather not
>>38806484
depends on who it belongs to

>>38805479
I AM FROM SCOTLAND TOO

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>guy friend on discord obviously has a crush on me
>never admitted it directly but makes it very clear he likes me
>like them but don't feel the same way

what do I do anons? I don't want to ruin this friendship

>no bear bf
>no feeling the pressure of him on top of me or next to me while cuddle
Sigh

>>38806525
im still a cute boy though! my dick is just a little large... :(

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>>38806773
a dick that big would be super fun to play with but i wouldn't want that inside of me ever

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>>38804678
Not the same guy, but I sometimes get fantasies of cutting people's up and playing with their innards and intestines.
Makes me feel euphoric just thinking about it.
If it was possible, I probably play with my own, of course I'd die then and that's not good.

>>38806837
good thing im a bottom :)

>>38806837
where are you from, I want your dick :)))))))))

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>>38806997
i don't even know you or what you look like anon ._.
my dick is small and i dont really use it
>>38806955
wew
cute :3

>>38806723
>feeling the pressure of him on top
It's just as good as you think. Don't give up. Try Scruff.

>>38805120
>tfw will never be the cute diaper baby bf
i want this so bad but im straight ;_;

i read these threads because of the different yet same perspective on things

>>38802743
>>tfw every guy i meet is a size queen
Iktf. It sucks being average sized.

>tfw no bf with a hugh penis

>>38805031

Nahh im just a normie.

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>it's another "Amazon same-day delivery is taking too long" episode.

I bought a set of plugs and told myself i wouldnt cum until i had one in me, but this is probably the longest I've gone without cumming in months. Just brushing my dick against the couch makes me weak in the knees, and id do anything to cum right now.


I cant wait to start stretching my asshole and stroking my cock at the same time. I bet it feels heavenly

it might feel better if i had a nice boy pushing me into it and cumming with me in VC later, though

>>38802271
No posting traps. Traps aren't gay.

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>>38802696
I met him in high school. Let me tell you how bad it is

>Running track
>He's on the team
>At the time we didn't really know each other
>I hurt my leg one day
>I need to go see the trainer to get it iced
>He PICKS ME UP and carries me down the hill towards the school
>He acts all goofy about it too, like "I GOT U BREH" and "NO MAN LEFT BEHIND"
>Fucking swooning so hard
>We become really good friends after that
>Spend high school hanging out
>Can remember days when it was just us two driving around town for hours, listening to music together, talking about life
>Fall for him more and more until he's all that I think about
>I dream of him most nights, and it's not even lewd stuff
>It's usually just me and him cuddling or something

>Now he's in college and has a gf
>And I'm stuck in our hometown.
>She's perfect for him
>He comes down to see me sometimes, we still keep in contact
>Slowly though our contact is waning
>We're drifting apart
>I can feel it
>Tuck me in, let me die

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>>38808091
What a slut. You'd probably get leaky just from being groped.

>>38806527
HELLO SCOTTISH BOY ARE YOU CUTE DO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

>>38808091
Wow you cumslut you really want it badly don't you

You'd probably jizz just from me grabbing your cock and calling you a slut

Whore

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So do any gayboys on here want to add me on discord and show me their cocks so I can tell them how I want them to get off or what?

Kind reminder to make a pin on the map! The more pins the higher the chance of finding a BF!

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#

>>38808091
What about the doing it in the Deadmines makes it hotter anon?

>>38808657
Yes please, what is your discord

Am I to much of a manlet to be a wanted Dom? My partner is 5'3 and I'm 5'6 but I don't think that's the best height

>>38808972
Ben#2094 hehe

>>38808297
please stop
I'm holding back tears

>>38799616
Good God, all of you are messed up.
Please seek help before you get a disease that ruins your life even more...

>>38809338
Lol you fucking faggot homo

>>38809338
What help? Pray the gay away?

>>38809391
Quit jacking off to porn, quit coming to this board, socialize with someone, go to Church, stop fantasizing about spreading diseases to other men.
Just, work to better yourself in general.
You'll be much happier than if you continue to pursue this wicked route that you're on.

>>38809502
>Quit jacking off to porn, quit coming to this board, socialize with someone, go to Church, stop fantasizing about spreading diseases to other men.

You're in a thread full of what seem to be happy people talking about feels and lewds, and you're the one trying to ruin their fun.

Maybe you're the person that needs to find something better to do, anon. Read a book, get high, or try fingering your ass. It's what I'd do.

>>38809084
I'm sorry. Every time I listen to this song I start to tear up a little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPppInfmpvo

Not only is it a good song and the singer is qt as fuck, but it's the one we'd listen to the most. He really liked this band. It hurts. How do I cope?

>>38809338
>Blah blah blah I'm a straightfag loser blah blah blah lemme shit in your thread blah blah blah tfw no gf

go kill yourself retard

>>38807216
I know it is, and I love it
I'm going back to college in a few weeks
>time to find a chubby college dork to make fun of his belly and give belly rubs at the same time

>>38809688
I saw La Dispute and had to chime in, they are amazing.
I'm still not over my first bf who passed away, the only coping I found were drugs and alcohol when I was in my early teens. Now I just try to pretend he never existed, and its working. I'm starting to forget what he looked like, even forgot his last name. It makes the pain less for me

>>38809652
>what seem to be happy

A Potemkin is a Potemkin, no matter how real it looks. Besides, you all admit to having a great, paralyzing flaw of some sort. Hell, scroll up and you'll see a guy talking about how much he likes to play with people's innards.

I want you people to be better, because I love you all in a way that you might not understand. I want you all to be the best you can be, and it kills me to see you all behaving like this.
I mean no ill will or offence to you Anon, I just want you all to be happy and good.

>>38809720
Come on, man. I never even mentioned anything about gfs or women in general.

I'm just telling you all that this path is self-destructive. It will consume you, it will chew you up and spit you out and leave you a broken mess. And I don't wish that on anybody, much less a robot.

I know what you feel like, I know that you got dealt a shit hand. I understand that you're mad at the world, and you have a right to be. But what you're doing isn't the solution, man.
It's not.

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>>38809688
>It's not the petty imperfections that define us
>But the way we hold our hearts
>And the way we hold our head
>I hope they write your name beside mine on my gravestone when I'm dead
>And when we are gone let our voices carry on to find a better song
>To find a better a song and sing along

Thanks, I'm crying now.

But seriously I can't imagine how hard this must be for you. Does he know you're gay?

>get super turned on by romantic fantasies involving cuteboys and look at cute anime boy pics
>jack off to other stuff
>realize other dudes aren't sexually attractive at all in real life
>fantasy gone
what does it mean gaybots

>>38809914
I kinda know this feel.
Masc anime guys are hot, but irl ones aren't that hot.
It takes feminine guys mostly
Or just not Masculine

>>38809914
Muscle bound men look either massive or semi-anorexic.

>>38809762
>I saw La Dispute and had to chime in, they are amazing.
He was obsessed with them. I bought him a shirt for his birthday and he still wears it. They make some good music, I'd agree, but their louder stuff is hard for me to get into

>Now I just try to pretend he never existed, and its working. I'm starting to forget what he looked like, even forgot his last name. It makes the pain less for me
Is this what I must do to forget him? I know he'll never feel the same way towards me

>>38809894
>Thanks, I'm crying now.
Me too
>You will never go back to being a teenager
>Never get to drive around in his car listening to music and talking about our futures, life, philosophy
>Never get to drag a grill into the parking lot after school and have a barbecue with him and your small collection of friends
>Never study with him in the library ever again because both of our GPAs were in danger

YAMERRROOOO

>Does he know you're gay?
I hinted at it a few times, but I never outright told him. I did ask him his opinion on gays a few times and he said he didn't mind

> all of you wanting a handsome boyfriend
Are you handsome yourselves to demand beauty in return?
Bunch of hypocrites. Everyone is an ugo but no one wants to date another ugo. That's why you're single.

>>38810026
I think you would like a band called He Is Legend when they only do cleans.
And if you truly want to forget him, and want him out of your life, then I think so
If you don't want to lose memory of him, then don't.
You might regret it though, and it took a lot of drugs and alcohol to do it for me.

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>watch Doukyuusei
>wanna kms for all the feels
Also I gotta say these threads are starting to get better because the loud trap/prison gay minority is getting quieter.

>>38810082
Eh, we are in /r9k/ and robots are known to be entitled babies.

>>38810134
Thank you for the recommendation
>And if you truly want to forget him, and want him out of your life
I don't know if I want this though. I mean, we've been through some shit together. I'd be losing a huge part of my adolescence. I only want to stop being in love with him.

How do I stop loving him?

>>38810082
Quit making assumptions, fuckface

I want a BF that isn't a promiscuous slut like almost the entire fucking world is

Could care less if hes 2/10 as long as we got on well

All I ask is a 2/10 loser who likes watching anime and wont cheat, since that's exactly what I can offer

I've been waiting 20 fucking years now

Where the fuck is my boyfriend?

>>38810082
I have been called handsome many times, it's only right I have someone that doesn't look like complete shit, which isn't hard if you take care of yourself

>>38810082
>tfw no bf to bully me
M-maybe you can help me, anon~?

>>38810263
Not him but
Have you been dating much then?

>>38810205
I have watched the movie 3 times it is so perfect
>>38810244
I don't think its possible to ever stop loving someone unless they hurt you.

>>38810326
>tfw missed out on pure hs love
I know it's just a nip fantasy anime but it still stings

>>38810326
>I don't think its possible to ever stop loving someone unless they hurt you.
thank you for the wise words.

I-I'm gonna be okay brehs

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>>38809948
I'm glad I'm not alone. I dunno, maybe it's one of those things where you get exposed to something specific on the internet that you wouldn't have had any idea would turn you on so much if you had just never been exposed to it. In which case, it could be worse, I could've turned out to be a furry instead of a mostly-straight-I-guess guy with a really big thing for romantic fantasies involving cute anime guys.

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>>38810612
forgot to add that things like: >>38808297
are basically my ideal fantasy, except I'm the one carrying him down the hill.

also, that story is cute and sad as hell, anon. I'm sorry it didn't work out well for you.

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>>38810205
I've never heard of this before, thanks anon. It looks really cute.

I just want a cute guy friend, where we can be really close friends but also fuck and kiss and cuddle.
IS THAT TOOO MUCH TO ASK???

>>38810410
Yeah it really does.
>>38810429
Good luck.
>>38810612
It could be that.
The like, romancing of an idea.

>>38810844
>I just want a cute guy friend, where we can be really close friends but also fuck and kiss and cuddle.
Called a boyfriend

>>38810652
Thank you anon. I'm trying to get better but I keep listening to music we used to listen to together and I can't stop hurting.

Be strong, and if you ever get a qt str8boi, do not let yourself fall for him, no matter the cost

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>tfw no cute boy to snuggle into your chest happily while you wrap your arms around them
hurts a little.png

Why do people on maps always list discords that don't work?

>>38811060
I'll do this for you anon

>>38810326
>>38810805
Read the manga and its sequels Sotsugyosei, Sora to Hara and O.B.
They finish the story.

>>38810844
Post on the map anon, you might find a nice bf there ;)

>tfw I keep posting fake contact info on the map

if I can't have a bf no one can

>>38801544
Tfw no cute Ruski bf

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>there are cute boys in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't being romanced
how the hell is this happening, somebody cuddle these cuties STAT!

>>38810263
Hey it's me ur new bf.

idk if I'm 2/10 but I'm certainly no Chad. All I do is watch anime and movies all day, and play the occasional video game. I don't cutepost or ERP, I'm not a degenerate poisoning myself with knockoff prescription hormones, I'm just a normal ass homo.

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>tfw haven't considered myself gay or even bisexual but all the stories and images posted in these threads make me feel funny in my pants and in my heart

>>38812123
Time to go to /hm/ and find out.

>>38801544
Make a pin on the map anon :) Even if you arn't sure you can meet a nice robot :)

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Daily reminder that cuteboys were literally MADE for headpats.

>>38812438
Was for >>38812123

but RUS anon, if you could do an LDR with a burgerbro, would you want to? :)

>tfw yaoi makes your heart go doki-doki

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>>38813057
I'm not sure I like this feel but I can't stop it, AAAH!

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>tfw no cute bf to fantasize about doing lewd things with like cuddling and hand holding
why even bother living, anons?

>>38813596
>>38811060
>>38810652
>smaller but excitable younger with a larger or slightly older dark-haired stoic guy
Why is this the best combination?

>>38799616
any brit bongs?

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>>38811547
Thanks, I'll make sure to give it a shot!

>>38813863
Yes.
But I'm gonna sleep now because I'm going music shopping tomorrow.

>>38813938
Whoops, didn't mean to post that image, oh well, at least it's original.

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>>38812528
>but RUS anon, if you could do an LDR with a burgerbro, would you want to?
Yeah, for sure. I have about ~1500$ stacked up, so i can even fly into usa for bf.

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>It's an "Anon falls in love with his straight best friend and can no longer hang out with him because he turns to mush whenever he's with him" episode

I hate reruns

>>38813968
O.o oh sweet!

A A#4294 is my discord ;) I'm about to sleep so I can go wagecuck in the morning but you should friend me so we can chat :)

>>38813968
Just get the doctors to fill out the paperwork declaring you a sodomite and you'll get a free ticket to any fag friendly country you want.

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>>38814068
Yeah, i was think about doing that, i successfully dodged army that way.

>>38805423
Are you still here?
Upstate YES!

>yfw all of these people larping as fags when they want to fuck a 9/10 guy that looks like a girl, which is a tiny part of the population of adults

>>38814263
Are you Mal?

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>finding another faggot in bumfuck QLD 'straya is hard
>finding one whose not 18-20something or hard sub is harder
>Finding an at least top inclined man 30 or over is a nightmare
>Finding the above who also wants to get their cock worshipped is nigh impossible
>Containing my autism and maintaining contact doesn't happen

I just want to do lewd things to older men. Grindr is full of teenagers and I don't enjoy people younger then me. Retarded thing is this. I've gone through two perfectly good casual partners and dumped them because one day my inner autist kicked in and I ghosted.

So now I know one old man. He is fun but busy, its been 3 weeks since we agreed to get together and if I where less of an idiot I'd be able to find some fun elsewhere. I even managed to drop the guy who would of fucked me inside a week. It is my own fault

>>38814287
>tfw found a bearish guy here as potential bf when im bearish too
I'm full on gay and I want this to work

>>38799616
You are all disgusting faggots why can't I get a boyfriend who isn't a disgusting faggot and just a qt guy(male) who likes cuddling and talking and stuff

>>38814289
Mal if it is you, we're already friends :) lets chat :)

>>38814378
Because your looking in the wrong places and bitching on a board heavily influenced by porn, 2D and prison gay?

you want to find a proper bf? look elsewhere you fucking idiot

>>38814409
Elsewhere like this sick map! https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#

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>jerk off on skype with a guy once
>best orgasm of my life, had tingles althroughout the body and came more than usual

What did my body mean by this

>>38814287
I will take literally anyone who isn't 300lbs and who showers at least 3 times a week.

>>38813939
ok anon, goodnight

origami

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>>38814444
>Quads: witnessed

I hate that map anon. There's maybe 3 people inside of three hours from me and I'm not saving several hundred dollars to rent a hotel room in my state capital (and the largest city within reach) just to get stood up by the few anons there

>>38814510
That's why you talk to them and have them come to you

>>38814482
Desperation isn't attractive anon!

>>38814409
OKAy where else am I gonna look? All the gays irl are SJW rainbow fags and all the cool guys are straight and I'm a social retard autist anyway so what do I do

>>38814482
How do you look like and where live?

>>38814565
So you come to the worst place to find proper companionship. Bitch when nobody is what you want and I have to hold your hand and lead you to answers? Take some initiative and do the research.

>>38814538
It's a nice dream anon. But I'll stick to trying to set up a base of operation in the city and netting myself a regular partner willing to put me up- and maybe come get me. I know what I want and its 30+ men, ideally bearish but I'll accept most

>>38814295
Diiiid someone say QLD, Straya?

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>>38814313
Lucky you anon
How you do

(Originally)

>>38799616
So what does it feel like to shave your body? Wouldn't you get that prickly stubble all over overnight? Prickly hairs on my legs, balls, and asscrack do not sound like fun.

>>38815395

That would be me, I'm 3ish hours out of brissy, one and a bit from twoomba and stuck in the south Burnett without a car.

I'm also 0/100 in my /cute/ to lewd ratio. I wanna do naked things

>>38816147
>So what does it feel like to shave your body? Wouldn't you get that prickly stubble all over overnight? Prickly hairs on my legs, balls, and asscrack do not sound like fun.

after doing it a few times it feels fine, I don't remember if it bothered me the first time or not

when you shave your chest, your shirt sticks to your chest when you sweat

kinda weird feeling I guess

it's ok

>tfw no bf to brew and drink beer with

>>38816163
>when you shave your chest
Would it be very different if the only hair on your chest is really short and unnoticeable from any distance?

>>38816147
I shaved my crotch once, it was a fucking nightmare. I was so goddamn itchy for a whole week, it was killing me. I'm never going to do it again, I just keep it trimmed now. Luckily, I'm not effeminate to begin with so nobody expects me to be clean-shaven.

>>38816191
Do you like wheat beer?

>>38816261
The sweating? Yeah, that's what body hair is there for.

>>38816261
I should have specified that those hairs are what I meant

when you shave off all those micro hairs on your chest then shirts stick to your chest in a weird feeling way

I want an Ontario bf

>>38816276
Funny you should ask that, I just brewed a wheat beer on July 30th, it's fermenting away right now. It's my first wheat beer, and I'm still relatively new at brewing, so I hope it turns out well.

I enjoy wheat beer and I'm excited to try mine.

>>38816295
>>38816320
I guess when I think chest hair I always have the image of the guy in the 70's with a fucking jungle popping out of his shirt, not the short hairs I have. Thanks anons.

>>38816275
I was thinking I might try shaving my body and legs just to see if I like it. People would notice if I shaved my arms and I wouldn't want to do anything noticeable in case they started asking questions. Thanks for your input.

>>38816191
I didn't know anyone else had this feel.

I really like beer and I'd love to try brewing instead of just drinking it.

>tfw no suomi karjala kendo sauna kalja kalakukko bf

How can I be certain I'm a faggot or prison gay instead of falling into the fad of being a faggot? Preferably without actually meeting some guy and sucking dick, or alternatively realizing it isn't for me and leaving the guy disappointed.

>>38816572
I've only just started brewing, the wheat beer I made is my 4th ever brew, but I've got stuff coming in the mail for another 2 batches.

After the initial investment it's a relatively cheap hobby, but if you enjoy it, there is also a lot of room to expand and get really autistic about it. I've also planted a couple hops plants, I probably won't get any this year, but my plants are all looking very strong and I have hope for next year.

Honestly, brewing beer is probably one of the best things I've done in quite some time. It beats just sitting on my ass all day doing nothing, and it has been a gateway into gardening, another thing I'm starting to enjoy.

>>38816729
Have you always liked guys?
If so, you're a faggot.
Have you only recently started liking guys past the age of 18 and are really lonley?
You're a prison gay.

>>38816755
Well I guess I might be prison gay. Should I still try out being a bottom since my dick seems to want it?

>>38816810
Buy a dildo first and see how that goes.

>>38816834
Any tips for my first time when I eventually order one?

Dropping some redpills to yall faglords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

>>38814295
How you get actual dates on Grindr, honnestly ? All i had is people bitching on me not giving pics or not being cute enough blablabla. Such photowhoring and very rare meetups even though we could meet & fuck under 15 min. I'm 27, I know for sure I'm decent, I'm versatile and can top pretty well so what the actual fuck

>>38816862
Buy good lube and prep yourself before hand.

>>38816903
>prep yourself
Is this the enema meme?

>>38816862
Cheap and not too thick
Also personally I like to have fap-roulette open to help me get motivated

>>38803954
7 inches is big, though.

>>38816943
I love this one
https://www.faproulette.co/2825/anal-fap-roulette/

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>>38816155
Dubs have been check'd. I'm on the Sunshine Coast
add me on discord, check the zeemap

>>38816943
>>38816993
I'll keep fap-roulette in mind, but seeing my fap sessions to the end hasn't ever been an issue. Should be nice for the variety though.

>>38816875
Grinder is just for
>aayyyy you wan som fuccc bitch?

>>38816924
It's not a meme. You're going to have a shitty experience if you don't prep.

>>38817029
>You're going to have a shitty experience
lel. I'll be sure to look up how to do it.

>>38817025
Help me please, sick of these camwhores, where to go

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come join a gay server unironically called hugbox! Everyone will be nice to you as long as you're nice to everyone :3 meanies get a stern talking to, then a warning, then a kick if they cant be nice!

kbA8GPs

>>38816862
Get some cheap $8 chinese made one off of amazon. Smaller or medium sized ones are good, don't get a fully life-sized one for your first time. Put a condom over it when you use it because those cheap plastic ones can leech toxic whatever into your colon. Take a poo like a half hour before using it. Use a turkey baster to shoot water up your butt and rinse it out if you want to be super clean, it's not really necessary for solo play though. Lube up your hole, start with one finger, then two, then three, stretch it out slowly. Work the dildo in and be careful not to hurt anything. Poke around, do the in and out, stroke your dick, just play and try to enjoy yourself. See how it feels. At first it's strange and you might not like it so consider trying a few times at least to know for sure. Penetration & masturbation at the same time can be really great, cumming while fucking yourself if super super intense.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0154O9AX4

>>38816869
That clip at the end after the show is always good for a laugh.

>>38817123
>those cheap plastic ones can leech toxic whatever into your colon
yikes. And here I thought it was just to help with the cleanup afterward. Thanks for the step by step rundown.

Hi. Really conflicted. I have a gf, and I fuck her good. But at night sometimes I get fucked in the ass. I'm not particularly attracted to men.
I kind of don't want to do gay shit but I have no control desu. I do however find girls really fuckin hot. I am aggressively sexual to them in public for no reason. What do I do?

>>38817076
You need to go AFK, or so I've heard

>>38817218
Your guts are meant to digest stuff after all. More expensive toys are safe, made from medical grade silicone or whatever, but the cheaper ones are sometimes sold as "novelties" so they aren't held to the same standard.

Of course it helps with cleanup too.

>>38817330
Anal sex is a meme tho

>>38817314
I also did that but bars are not that cool. Reminds me I haven't tried saunas. I may try this weekend idk

>>38817330
Neat. Thanks again for the info.
>>38817359
How so?

>>38817380
I'm a scandi so we don't have that sauna thing.

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I can't stop thinking about him... I thought we had something. I don't think I would ever be able to stop feeling this way.

Why did I have to be this way?

>>38803869
hi chubby top here

I like me some chubby bottoms, or even skinny bottoms.

also i'd like a bf

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FUJOSHITS OUT, WHERE ARE THE REAL GAYS AT?

>>38817384
Also the top/bottom thing is a meme imo

>>38817501
tfw no masc 4 masc bf

>>38817518
Any other memes I should be aware of?

>>38817555
No, that's all. Being a top or bottom is not set in stone imo, but something that evolves in a relationship. I think seeking a top/bottom (aka. thinking with your dick) is less important than just seeking a nice guy. But that's just me

>>38817744
Oh yeah, I agree about looking for relationships with your emotions rather than your dick. Thinking with your dick seems fine if you're looking for a quick bang, but anything long term should be more than dick thoughts.

>>38816577
This is the worst feel, be my bf

>>38817973
kaupunki?