any oldfags (30+) that can give advice on what you'd do

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probably have joined a frat to went into the air force. my parents gave me zero skills needed to make it in the world, so i'd need to get those skills the hard way.
also never become NEET for ANY period of time.

>>38797228
>also never become NEET for ANY period of time.

x10000000000000000000000000000000

To stop waiting for your 10/10 virgin perfect princess waifu and go out there and fuck girls.

>>38797356
do you have a gf/fiancee/wife rn? i really want a good wife but fear ill never get one.

>>38797393
No, but I fuck girls on a regular basis. It's not hard at all. I wish I had known this when I was younger.

>>38797418
well are you good looking? i try to use tinder but i have no way to get good pictures so i fail.

30 as of last month


College
>switch rooms immediately it will only lead to trouble
>use paint tool sai instead of photoshop

>hook up with the stoner chick despite her having a bf
>ditch the fat pigs
>bring your car to school
> take fuck that tiny nerdy girl she trusts you
>don't hang out with the fat nerdy girl she is a dick tease who will break your heart
>switch to game art instead of animation/vfx it will help you in the long run
>focus on internships rather than portfolio you will do fine
>buy a better computer when you can
>go to a couple of parties, tried to get laid, don't focus on work too much
> always be chill no matter what


Post college

>work at dead end company just for a year instead of going home
>leave for california after the first job crashes
> Do not harass people via phone (got away with it, but it wasn't easy)
>Practice Japanese more so than usually do
>start low poly earlier
>never waste your time with part time jobs

>>38797429
I am actually. I screwed up so many chances to get laid when I was younger that it's not even funny. I could have lost my virginity years before I finally did.

>>38797510
why paint instead of ps desu?

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Don't waste your youth. Wear a condom, go balls deep, and know what you're doing. Girls are extremely turned off by inexperience, even the traditional ones that wouldn't dare curse. Trust me, your "I'll be pure and intellectual and sensitive and wait for my equally intelligent and sensitive female counterpart to share a moment of passion with for the first time as true lovers and our bond will be stronger than anythi-" fantasy is just that.

I've been married to an angel for three decades and haven't found a girl better, and guess what, she really liked that I was experienced and knew how to make her make sounds she never made before.

Men want a pure virgin angel that is soft and sweet. Women want a devil to spank and choke them, make them moan, and take what's theirs. They want you to be ABLE to rock their world if they're in the mood for it, sometimes they want you to be sensual too. A virgin guy is the opposite of that, and it's unattractive, across the board from the whores to the traditional, most intelligent girls I've ever known who were writers, scientists, rich self made business owners etc. They want a man. Men fuck. Learn how to do it well. Like learning languages, it gets easier and easier after each language you learn. Every time you have sex, you become more comfortable.

and don't watch porn.

what else

30s is going to be the best decade of your life, hands down. you have youth still, but you then have money, a permanent relationship typically.. you have the whole life thing down by then.

read books, learn to dance, learn how to cook. you guys have to get in your heads that you're supposed to be attractive to females. that's your only real goal in life after all of the bullshit. learn languages, learn to dance/sing, get a job to make enough money, stay in shape, take care of your face, learn how to dress and READ BOOKS. You learn that we over-complicate life when we're young, and the only real goal was to be attractive.

stop wasting your time

>>38797587
it is better for lineart