So every time i go to the dr, she feels my balls . was wondering

ask for prostate checkup

>doctor checks balls for testicular cancer
>"hmm... I should hit on her!"
She will stop being your doctor if you do that, so if you want her to keep feeling you up you better shut up.

Of course not you fucking autist. Unless you want a sexual assault charge

I have a physical this afternoon and they'll probably check my balls. Do you think they'll comment on my 5x5 flaccid penis or just ignore it?

>>38794012
why stay flaccid when you know they'll be fondling you?

Who the fuck goes to the doctor?

>>38794012
They will probably ignore it, but if they say anything that could be taken offensively sue them.

>>38793821
>anon has a doctor who's clearly into him
>all these fucks try to shoot him down so he has to wallow in our loneliness
Go for it OP, can't hurt to try.

>>38794030
I'll be flaccid anyways pulling my pants down in front of a female
>>38794038
If they stroke it I'm keeping my mouth shut

>>38794118
When she starts stroking you've gotta tell her to keep going or she'll think you don't like it and stop.

>>38794140
duly noted my guy

>>38794140
can i ask them to test my T E S T O S T E R O N E levels?