>tfw dad found the inseminated semen sock It's

>>38792057
>he only has one semen sock
all my socks are semen socks

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>Mom found the cum cocktail concoction

>sister found the rambunctious reptilian rape rag

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>step-father fused with the cum rift
another step in the master plan lads

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>mom found the fleshlight
I'm not even memeing

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>Mom found the inter-galactic cum golem infuser

GUYS, SHES MORE THAN HUMAN NOW, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

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>Gardner fell into the hentai hole

>>38792073
I hate having to look over my socks before I put them on for yellow stains. Although if I'm desperate or in a hurry, all is fair

>>38792073
>days old sweaty feet bacteria travelling up your urethra
discusting.

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I found nothing of interest today or yesterday.

>>38792057
People actually use socks

I thought that was a meme what a fucking idiot just cup the semen with your hand then wash your hand you braindead fuck

>>38792685
I was coming out of the bathroom with mine wrapped up in clothes from my shower, and it fell out of the bundle and skittered across the middle of the floor. My roomate was there. He pretended not to notice, but he did.

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>tfw mom found the rape pillow

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>Uncle Dave discovered the cum homunculus
h-he's become more powerful than I could have imagined lads

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>mfw my older sister freed The Jizz
I love it when a plan cums together (pun intended).