Hey ur the new kid that moved in next door. My homie rico died in that house good man he used to service me but now he's gone. Ur not too shabby maybe u could take over for him ;) now undo those pants and let's see that dick white boy
>>38790811
>goes in house and locks door
>refuses to answer if she knocks.
>>38790811
>let's see that dick white boy
Isn't she white?
>>38790859
She's a whigger, pendejo
>>38790811
>those tattoos
>man legs
n-no thanks white girl
Aren't you white too? Why are you making things about race? You're making a really shitty first impression.
Ah, hand tattoos. The sign of the perennially unemployed underclass.
>>38790977
>pendejo
Kys!
Hey homes I'm not dead and r u hittin on my girl I'm going to count to cinco and u better be outta my casa away from my girl and have ur white ass on a greyhound
I am desperate for love but i know that relationship would lead nowhere. Would probably just go inside and unpack.
This is an awful thread op you should be ashamed of yourself.
>this is a bad thread u should be ashamed op
No this thread is curing my depression
I'm sorry about your loss. I-if my body will help you feel better, then please, by all means, feel free to use my flesh for your desires.
>>38791103
I'm pretty sure this was the plot of some film..
>>38790811
Are you blind? I'm black and I'll happily give you my 6.5inch black cock.
>U-um-b-uh-o-you too
>runs into house whilst spaghetti flies out of my pockets
>lock door and watch scrubs
check mate