Hi, robots! I need more friends. My name is Emily. I love dogs,

post on /soc/ and put the link here.
tits or gtfo

I LIKE NINTENDO GAMES TOO 8D
My favorite of all time is paper mario...

What's discord!?!? anyway nice to meet you emily :> I am sure we will be best friends!!!!!

>>38789670
Discord is a website/app where you can voice chat or message people ^^ You should make an account there!

>>38789697
sugoi.... how do I do that!?!?!?

I sent friend requests on 7 different accounts and you haven't accepted any of them. Hurry up, bitch.

>>38789812
Download it on your phone or just visit discordapp.com

>>38789881
uhhh that seems really complicated and I dont know how to do that... why not just talk on 4chan??? :D

>>38790022
I don't wanna annoy people by clogging the board tho :v

>>38790052
that's what its made for silly!~

>>38790061
Do you have any other app I can PM you on?

>>38789326
ROooOOoOoOoOoooOoooOoOooooOAAaaaSSSsSsSaTtTTtttTIiiiiiiieeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

In all seriousness, there is a board called s4s for this stuff, this post unironically condemned some OC to death.

If I add you will you eventually fall in love with me and move to the middle of nowhere to be with me?

This is important.

She'll get bored and eventually forget all about you.
It's horrible but it's life.

>>38790102
>>38790121
>>38790155
umm wtf?
anyone here like banana taco pizza lol

>>38790121
Um I can't predict the future but maybe???

This is a new form of baiting I've never seen before

>>38790183
The fuck is wrong with you banana on pizza?

>>38790236
lol I was just being random :P

>>38790095
Yeah I got chuu
Do u have WeChat???

>>38790240
>le xd random is so funnie
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote

>>38790262
ok... no one asked you asshole..

>>38790262
That wasn't me, the OP, you dumb fuck.

Has OP actually done a timestamp for anyone yet?

>>38790307
Yes but she won't send me any nudes. Please help.

>>38790328
Cause I want friends not fuckbuddies :^)

>>38790328
What would she have to gain from send you nudes? For the record, I think that she's an attention whore and should refrain from posting here in the future.

>>38790353
I just want the nudes, I don't want sex :(

Someone please help, my fembot's broken

>>38790353
This one'll be a tough egg to crack, give me a week lads.

>>38790353
But all you are is a fuck buddy
If you arn't fucking your male friends your just being a tease to them

>>38790361
>what would she gain from sending nudes?
She would gain friends

>>38790353
True friends share nudes with each other OP

>>38790443
Are you sure that you don't just mean super-orbiters.

>>38789326
I'd be OP's friend if she lived on the same continent as I do, and if she didn't offer herself to an infinite amount of horny, sex craised robots.

now I remembered why i stop coming on r9k... look at the way you guys treat girls.. its like you dont even want to be friends with her and just want her to make her feel insecure and show her BODY and PRIVATE PARTS to strangers....

yall are FRICKED UP!!!!

>>38790473
Orbiters, friends they're both the same thing

>>38790508
Roastie toastie go away

>>38790646
im not a roasty... and even if i was that wouldnt make me wrong!!!!!!

>>38790677
Toastie roastie go away!

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>>38790684
FINE!!!!!!!!!!! I Was leaving anyway... who wants to be on this loser forum anyway... you're terrible!!!

>>38790745
no come back I'll be your friend

>>38790745
faker you're not me, the real OP would only use dog pics!!!! >:0

>>38790787
I never said I was op.....

>>38790800
Sorry waifu-chan :'c

>>38790800
>>38790787
Do either of you fagiolis like jojo?

I too need friends, but I don't play that there Nintendo much. But I do eat peanuts.

>>38790882
...Is that a Jojo reference?!?!??!?!

But I've read the first two parts, so yeah.

Op what was the last thing you masterbated too?
Thanks!

Sincerely, your friend Anon

>>38790930
Not answering that anon.

>>38790913
>(S)he didn't even get to stands

>>38790960
Stands don't seem that great. I'll finish it later.

>>38790979
I didn't like them at first, but they quickly grew on me, although it does annoy me how Araki just ditched hamon.

>>38791055
I might just skip to Steel Ball Run and go back to part three. It really bored me the first volume.

OP is a landwhale and her boobies look amazing

>>38791094
What the hell don't spread rumors I never showed anything

>>38791094
>implying all of r9k arent landwhale neckbeards

>femanons finally trying to make robots feel less lonely
You are a saint OP

>>38791128
I just like making people happy ^^

>>38789326
Could we share a row boat? Would an average-sized rowboat support you without capsizing?

>>38791068
Skipping parts is for faggots.

>>38791177
Yes we can gosh anon you're a dumi

>>38791185
Half of the Jojo fans skip 1 and 2 anyways, and steel ball run is an alternate storyline so

>>38791218
Half of the jojo fanbase are massive faggots

>>38791237
More like 90%

Come on OP what was the last thing you masterbated too?
I won't tell anyone
It's a promise

Sincerely, your friend, Anon

>>38791237
Very true, myself included

>>38791254
I'm not saying stupid anon >:c

>>38791273
Can you give a small, tiny vague hint?

>>38791307
Leave her alone creep. No means no.

>>38791307
Nope, I won't I'm afraid.

>>38791273
Come on OP
If you say the last thing you masterbated to, I'll say the last thing I masterbated to.

Love, your friend Anon

>>38791319
I'm not the other guy. The other guy's the real creep you beta white knight

>>38791319
Thank you dearest anon ;u;

MODS MODS MODS

>>>/soc/

>>38791344
The last thing I masturbated to was _______OP_______

>>38791115
What? You don't want the other anons to be jealous? Sorry.

I need a new friend, but OP seems like either a larper or a massive slut, so I'm quite wary.

>>38791371
>Hamplanet
>Jealous

Yeah right.

>>38791344
The last thing I masterbated to was you.

Love, your best friend, anon

>>38791385
Tits are tits my guy, and OP's are pretty nice.

>>38791381
Well rip. I'm not LARPing and you can assume whatever you want about me.

>>38791400
I never showed mine. Stop making people think I'm a slut.

>>38791381
>the emojis
>lols
>the overtly cutesy typing
yeah its a LARPER

>>38791430
You're already making yourself look like a Slut.
You Slut

>>38791430
It's fine babe, showing your breasts doesn't make you a slut. You should do it more often.

>>38791442
Okay, sorry if you think so! It's not true though.

>>38791475
Post cleavage (not even tits) with timestamp and we'll believe you.

>>38791504
No thanks. I post a timestamp in discords, but only with half my face.

>>38791522
Face doesn't prove anything, just look at traps.

>>38791546
a trap that good is vastly rarer than a female LMFAO

>>38791546
I guess. It would just make me uncomfortable. Just PM me about it.

>>38791558
I don't know how "good" op's face is.

>>38791576
Not really good, I'm maybe at best 5/10

>>38791566
I mean, I don't want to persuade someone to do something that they don't feel comfortable doing, however face (half of one, at that) isn't proof of your sex.

>>38791504
>>38791546
>>38791607
>implying men can't take hormones and grow boobs
how to spot the virgin lol

>>38791607
Just PM me dumi

>>38791607
Just ask her for tits dude she'll send them

>>38791620
Well, that settles it, I don't want to talk to an E-whore.

OP I'm still waiting on that mastebation story

From, Anon

OP are you a virgin at least?

>>38791751
Yes, I am 100%

>>38791655
Do you really believe a random cuck over me? I would never do that.

OP, how tall are you?
this comment is somewhat original

OP come on how do you usually masterbate

Anon

>>38791795
I'm 5'4, pretty short. ^^;

OP, which country are you from and how old are you?

>>38791848
America, and not answering the second part.

>>38791863
not answering because of creepos on the internet or not answering because of ban

>>38791879
I just would feel uncomfortable, I'll tell you over discord tho

>>38791863
>america
d r o p p e d

>>38791893
And where are you from pajeet?

>>38791936
I'm not a pajeet, I'm from England - one of the whitest counties there, at that.

>>38791965
>England
>white
choose one
also thanks for the country-canada

>>38791981
At least our prime minister isn't an ultra cuck, just a regular cuckette.

>>38792000
got me there frienderino

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>>38791965
>I'm not a pajeet
>I'm from England

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OP, how many robots have added you so far?

>>38792598
None :c
If you tell me your discord I'll send u nudes ;p

>>38793334
Plebby#9347

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wtf is going on, whos doing this?

>>38793907
*eyes turn blank and begin to glow red* intruder alert. outside agent detected

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Hi, robots! I need more friends. My name is higgus. I'm free to talk a good chunk of the time, but sometimes I don't get out of bed. I'm not a femanon. Thanks for reading this, and contact me on Discord at higgus#1236 if you want to talk!

>>38789326
>Nintendo games, and art
Do you play swapdoodle?

>>38789326
So many orbiters falling for this fucking roastie