>"Anon, I love the flowers, thanks! Can I have a kiss?"

>>38786965

*skins fox for her fur, sell fur in town square for 3 copper*

Oh God not this thread again

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FURRY FAGGOT YOU CANT HAVE A FUCKING KISS

>>38786965
>kis fox
>have to turn head like a full 90 degrees
>get cuts all over my face

I pin her down and cum on her fur.

>are you s-sure it's ok?
>o-ok, h-here I go!
>mmmmwah!

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>>38786965
you posted this type of thread yesterday, but with a cheetah.
also bestiality is bad.

>>38787131
Indeed I did. And yes it is wrong.

>>38787131
What's wrong? You've never given your dog kisses before?

>>38787227
no, never had a dog, they're animals just like every other animal that shouldn't even belong in the house.

you wouldn't let a wolf into your house, would you?

>>38786965
Decide that's enough acid for the day.

>>38787266
Hello Ahmed/Chang.

>>38786965
freak out because a fox is speaking english.

>>38787266
>has no basic empathy for animals and does recognize the uses of them
Sounds like the typical robot alright.

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>>38787330
>he made a valid point
>better call him out on a culture that sees dogs as nothing other than animals
nice job, here's a catto and doggo for your idiocy.

>>38787266
Well if I raised the wolf and knew it I probably would.

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>>38787383
>has no basic empathy for animals
I do though, I just don't see dogs as something you should bring into the house.
>the uses of them
aside from having a dog/cat to watch your home while you're gone and maybe guard it from intruders or something, if it's not killed or scared off, what uses would a dog have?

if you have an animal, you're only making it suffer because you basically turned it into your own living toy to have fun with like a companion and entertain you, is that not correct?

>>38787266
>has zero concept of animal domestication
definitely a Muslim whose jealous that most dogs are smarter than he is

>>38786965
>inb4 that future school shooter will post about how he skins them alive and breaks their legs while he enjoys their screams

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Not again please

>>38787266
I would if it was a talking wolf
>>38787487
Answer the fox anon!
>>38787515
>you'll never carry her in your arms around the woods

>>38787486
see >>38787409
it's an animal despite it's domestication.
it will eat your corpse if you die in your home.
>inb4 someone posts a pic of a dog near its dead owner
give it some time and some privacy.

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>>38786965
Ask why the fuck a fox is talking

>>38787590
Because it loves you

>>38787266
>>no, never had a dog, they're animals just like every other animal that shouldn't even belong in the house.
Muhammed pls

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>>38786965
>but benis in fogs

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>>38787612
But that's not possible you fox fucking faggit

>>38787647
Anything is possible with love.

>>38787623
see >>38787409

very low content post, needs more originality

>>38787365
Because a fox speaking russian somehow makes more sense? You'd just think it is making fox sounds then.

>>38787665
If you're a Muslim you actually have to believe that dogs aren't companions who you engage in a mutual pet - owner relationship with founded on love and respect (or at least instincts and human compassion and mutual craving for affection). A dog to a Muslim is as a black person is to /pol/.

>>38787483
>if you have an animal, you're only making it suffer because you basically turned it into your own living toy to have fun with like a companion and entertain you, is that not correct?

It's pretty much the opposite. They're animals, they can't consider self determination and the fact that they're pretty much slaves, what they can consider though is that being around humans give them happy feelings.

>>38786965
This reminds me of the THICC corgi I used to spam

>>38787556
ok I'll be dead. Yeah it'll probably be gross to watch but I won't be anywhere near it. Sorry I don't believe in your 72 virgins Achmed.

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>grabs her by her by the tail leaving her upside down, and her face facing my throbbing cock

>O-oh, sure.
>...
>Hey let's go explore the woods now.

This is the face of autism.

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>tfw no fox trot bf

I want to fuck that fox more than I've wanted anything in my life.

>>38789023
I'll give you the trots.

>>38786965
>turn into a fox so that we can understand each other
>kiss
>fuck
>lots of fox babies
>teach her the ways of the hoomans so that she understands them and we can keep away and live our fox lives happily ever after

>>38789063
>not staying a human and integrating her into the human world

>>38789581
b-but i don't want to fuck a fox unless i too am a fox anon
or i can turn her into a gorgeous 8/10+ human girl with a normal human lifespan

>>38789638
Is love alone not good enough? Must you submit to carnal desires?

>>38789694
what is fucking if not the sincerest form of expression of desire
>tfw no gf to share most of my weirdest fetishes with
>tfw even if gf, she'd probably be weirded out
just end me bros

>tfw no cute talking fox waifu.

Worth it, even though we can't do it.

>>38786965
GO AWAY KIBBLES
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
ARE YOU ONE OF THE OTHER PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE R9K GAY

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>>38787131
Bestiality is only bad when done with animals that cannot kill you in an instant. That's why I jerk off to large predatory cats.

>>38790207
>ywn get your dick sucked by a black panther

Never thought I had this feel

>>38790207
>Bestiality is only bad when done with animals that cannot kill you in an instant.

y tho

>>38790302
The theory is it's okay to do it with deadly animals because if they don't like it, they'll just kill you.

>>38787266
I saw a documentary the other day saying that foxes are actually closer to dogs than wolves are.

>>38786965
That fox looks nice to hug. Maybe it's the flowers.

>>38790614
Do you bend down to hug or pick her up?

>>38791017
I would pick her up. I would princess carry her everywhere.

>>38791099
>she will never paw at my face while in a princess carry

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>>38786965
First it was the cheetah, now it's a fox. Stop giving me these feels.

I walk away. Foxes are dangerous creatures and I refuse to be involved with the types of crimes they, as a species, are often implicated in. Thieving large amounts of cattle and apple-cider by burrowing large tunnels under warehouses meant to store these commodities, stealing from the very farmer that worked to make said products, is not agood comeuppance for the loss of a tail.

>>38792220
Which one do you like more anon?

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>>38786965
>Ran-sama!

>>38787556
Technically, a human could eat your corpse too. If this were not so, the disease kuru would've never happened.

>>38792738
Definitely fox. I can't think of a more attractive animal. Like man that colour pattern, and that fluffy tail, and those fluffy pointy ears.

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>"Anon... even if something goes horribly wrong someday, and we drift apart somehow, you'll always have a special place in my heart. You've changed me, and I'll never stop loving you for that"