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So my "first" date was a disaster and possibly will

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So my "first" date was a disaster and possibly will end up in legal trouble for me.

>get buzzed before picking her up, nervous as fuck
>ended up drinking more then I should have
>get to her street accelerate too fast, end up smashing over her mailbox and lawn
>her mom who lives there gets out calls police
>end up getting arrested for dui

Now what do I do? Any tips?
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Serves you right normalfag. You'll get no sympathy from me.
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>>38786703
It was my first date u stupid faggot and now everything is ruined
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>>38786666
>drinking on a date

You're supposed to get her drunk, order your drink with lots of ice and take small sips if you need to appear as if you're drinking.
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>>38786741
>had a girl agree to go on a date with him
>not a normalfag

>he even drove drunk
Fugging dumb normal scum
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>>38786666
>criminal get satanic quads
POTTERY
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>>38786775
I didnt get to go on the date
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>>38786792
>had a girl agree to go on a date with him
So obviously she agreed to meet up for a date you dummy.
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>>38786820
but I never went on the date and now facing legal action and my parents are pissed
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>>38786847
>making excuses
A woman still gave you the time of the day, you don't belong here.
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>>38786856
I do belong here, im almost 28 and still live with my parents, work a shit job 2 days a week
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>>38786874
>got attention from a woman
>wants a gf or to not be a virgin

>claims to be a robot
Umm no sweetcakes, that's not how it works
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>>38786874
well you might not work the job for much longer when they suspend your drivers license
just think about that
you fucked your living situation cause of a girl
it wouldve just been cheaper to buy a hooker
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>>38787154
i live a block away at worst ill walk at best parents will drive me
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What do you mean "what do I do"? You're fucked, retard normal
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>>38787349
I mean how do I go on after this ? Should I try to call her ?
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