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>mention to group of classmates in passing that I haven't had sex
>one of the girls texts me later that she gets off from teaching virgins
>probably a prank but fuck it
>meet her at a cafe, I somehow successfully get through lunch without dropping too much spaghetti
>head to my apartment
>some clumsy kissing, she tells me what feels good during heavy petting
>get into the main event
>holy shit, I can't believe how well this is going
>"now choke me"
>what?
>wrap my hand around her throat, practically grab her entire neck
>lightly press her into the pillow
>"harder"
>squeeze, she gags and starts shaking
>falls back limp the moment I let go
>I'm shaking, couldn't cum I was so freaked out
>she gets dressed, heads out and actually thanks me
>called me yesterday but I don't know if I even want to do that again
why are girls so scary
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>>38784139
post screen cap of the text.
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sounds hot asf do it to me daddy
>inb4 normal fag reply
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>>38784139
fake, you wrote this for some attention. Throw away the bullshit story op and I'll talk to you about whatever you want.
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>>38784179
>/r9k/ is so fucked that any original greentext is presumed to be copypasta
Not your fault that 99% of this board is bait, I'm just really tired of /r9k/'s recent climate
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>>38784139
Why do women like choking so much?
It's sounds pretty creepy.
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You are now a man. Oregano bro.
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>>38784248
no, you dope. Post a screen cap of the text she sent you.
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>mention to group of classmates in passing that I haven't had sex
why would you do this
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>>38784270
I'm already not up for posting my texts, and definitely not on /r9k/ after full context of the text.
I honestly couldn't care if you take that as proof this is fake.
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>>38784330
It was either say that as if it were nothing or expose myself as an insecure virgin in a "bags of sand" moment
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How good looking are you OP? Face, height, bodytype? Just curious because I think I could not pull this off with my looks
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>>38784382
I'm not exactly ugly, but I look like I'm 16 when I shave. I am kinda tall (6'1"), so maybe that's what did it.
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>>38784343
that's what l thought.
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free sex I would take it.
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>>38784139
God that's fucking hot, I'd love a chick who was into choking. The best I've got is some very light throttling, and even then the girls seemed uncomfortable with it.
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>>38784433
Well I guess there might be hope for me then. I'm in a similar situation 6'4 but babyface
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>>38784470
Dude, get buff and you'd look like a god.
Babyface won't even register if you're 6'4" and swole.
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>>38784248
>recent climate
Go back to whatever cancerous board or site you came from and never come back here.
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>>38784437
lying faggot BTFO by based anon
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>>38784492
That is what I've been trying. Just taking a break fron lifting because sick
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>>38784179
>>38784216
>>38784270
>>38784437
>>38784519
>OP has just as much proof as 99% of the "females" that browse /r9k/
>receives greater scrutiny
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>>38784578
it's only because we really want this to be real.
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>>38784578
>gets called out for being a faggot and posting a fantasy lie he's living in
>tries to deflect his faggotry
nice
pic related is you
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Enjoy developing a choking fetish OP.
Are you going to see her again?
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