Anybody else wants to inherit a farm or something? Just go live

stardew valley is comfy af but owning a farm in real life would be a fucking nightmare to run

I'm NEET and I can't even get out of bed to play video games on my gaming PC, sitting up is too much work

I just lay in bed and shitpost from the tablet and watch let's plays and ASMR

lol fuck farming

Farmers have a really high suicide rate. It's a job where your prospects are out of your control. If the crops are shit, or the weather is shit, or people just decide to not buy your crop as much for one season you can be completely fucked.

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>>38781892
I have thought about this a lot. Don't know where you are. Bong here. Land is insanely expensive here and it's really difficult to make an agricultural business

My plan is to build my internet business and passive incomes while wage slaving and saving, then buy some land.

The north west of Spain (Galicia) looks good to me. There is shitloads of farmland there which is selling for cheap. (30,000 euros for 4-12km square, almost always with a dilapidated farm house which is still structurally sound though) The problem is making a living in isolated rural areas, hence the internet business. Permaculture the land so you can live off it and grow,some crop which can be made into artisan products.(Wine, Jams, mushrooms) or making part of it a permaculture retreat or breeding animals etc I was thinking about trying to build an Iron Age celtiberian village.

I think the key would be to find multiple revenue streams in case one fucks up. You're never going to make a living growing radishes without massive monocropping.

>>38782041
Can confirm. My friends dad necked himself in the barn once his farm started tanking.

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I'm set to inherit a shitload of land and maybe even a couple of houses but they're all in disgusting villages, infested with gyppos and rednecks.

Everyone is probably right ITT, but what I want to experience is more the feeling of living in a far more secluded area with far less people and great open spaces.
>>38782890
IKTF. My friend's dad killed himself and he was a lawyer, shit sucks bro.

>>38781892
Pretty romantic fantasy desu. Seems like it would be cool but you need a whole family of people to run it properly.

>>38782417
Tbqhwyf, I am poor, lonely, bored and Isolated in the city. Why not be lonely, poor and isolated but not bored. You'd have to get a waif before moving though. Even less than enough of finding a waif in the middle of nowhere in a foreign land.

Where would one even find a chick willing to live that kind of life? Would I have to find an autist like Varg?