Femanon here. OK I'm having an panic attack here over something

Might just be a dumb southerners thing

So, at what point did you offer to give him a BJ?
Come on, you can tell us. It is all anonymous here

>marrying a guy who drinks beer and associates with his meth head brother

you deserve this. i bet you married him for the money

meber when pasta was at least clever?

>>38780749
Steve is family, never turn your back on family

Why are there so many /r9k/ers from Portland? I've been noticing that lately.

Don't think I didn't spot the Multnomah County watermark.

>>38780797
This
>roasties marry meth chad instead of me
>boo hoo men are such fuck ups booooooo hoooooooo I sure know how to pick them.

>>38780749
Holy FUCK!
I want that guys moustache so badly...

>>38780749
because youre a stuck fuckup wife and should probably kill yourself

>>38780749
You have to let him come. He's his brother. A brother is forever.

>>38780749
Meth smoking steve pepe when

>organizing a dinner party
why do women do dumb shit like this lol

Just divorce him you sound unhappy

>>38780797

I wouldn't be surprised.

These days everyone down there is smoking.

And it's spreading too. It actually got started in califnoria way back in the 90s, then moved to South/MidWest, now it's coming to NYC, Europe, you name it. Pretty soon you'll see people sucking the glass dick everywhere. There won't be a single normal person in sight.

My advice?

Get on the stuff before it's too late. Pretty soon non-tweakers are gonna get gulag'd

Men value family. We don't just throw them away once they go out of fashion. You'll never understand so just accept that your husband is smarter and better than you. It is his house so you go by his rules. Next time don't try and make-believe you are a dictator. After you told him not to he had not choice but to invite Steve, even if he didn't actually want him there. You were asking for it. It's about the principle of the matter.

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>>38780749
You got a Steve when you could have gotten a Stanley.

Based Steve is just trying to add some flavour to your shitty party, stop ruining the celebration roastie.

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>Femanon here
Fuck off OP. I'm glad he did what he did.

>>38780749
>Steve
>The way your post is written how a woman would stereotypical gossip
Immediately reveals this post as bait
3/10 you made me respond, I gave you a (you), and you put a ton of effort into this shitty bait.

Steve's probably based

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>>38780749
Is this a pasta? Never seen this before

>>38781366
Good Stanley friend!

>>38780749

The plot twist that the real reason she doesn't want Steve there is because she fucked him after being disgusted with her husband

>>38780749
>I can't believe it! I think this complete lack of regard that men display toward the women in their lives is some sort of passive-aggressive punishment for feminism. it's the same with the anal porn the teenage boys are learning to rape with on a daily basis.

You chose to marry the guy. The time for complaint is over.
The problem is not the anal porn.
The problem is that girls are sluts and don't value themselves.
It's far easier to control your choices than other people's behavior??

Why would you marry a guy who has a meth addict for a brother and who still keep him in his life?

You are the retard in this situation.

reads like a guy that took time to write this.
here's a ( you )

>>38780749
>anal sex is rape and bad

This is why he ignores you sweetheart.

>>38780749
>look at this shitty thing my wife did.
>REEE fucking women!!

>look at this shitty thing my husband did.
>should have married another man you dumb thot :^)

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>>38781750
Yes, roasties are scum, and their problems don't matter and shouldn't be posted here.

Should I type more slowly or should I get someone to translate it into moron for you?

>>38781840
>should I get someone to translate it into moron for you?

Oh no. You actually wrote that... Even a 5th grader would be ashamed of such weak banter.

>>38780749
>withholding family love and relations from people

does he disturb the events or is it just your posh upper class tendencies going haywire

>>38781929
>DURR, YUR A 5TH GRADER!!!
Oh yes, do teach me the ways of the bantz, oh great master.

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>>38780749
Fucking roasties. Hopefully he whores you out to his meth buddies, all you're good for is your hole anyways.

Why the fuck did you marry him?
Also:
>having a husband
>having a daughter
This board is not for you

why do neckbeards make up these elaborate lies and stories, do they just want the attention?

>" same with the anal porn the teenage boys are learning to rape with on a daily basis"

You're made for him, you dumb useless bitch

>>38782115
>woman's only value is her holes
>says using one of her holes is literally rape

Shit like this is why women should vote or work.

>>38781993
just stop embarrassing yourself already. You're making everybody awkward.

>>38782141
>making everybody awkward.
Geez, I hope you don't talk or write for a living.

>>38782159
Thanks for being concerned about my career. I'm not into drooling retard faggots such as yourself though, so there's really no point in trying to get wrapped up in my personal life.

>>38782222
Still waiting on that bantz. Not that I really expect a roastie to deliver, mind you.

>>38782280
You are way too retarded to understand when someone insults you.

maybe I should translate that into moron. lmao.

>>38780992
to celebrate her daughter getting married, do you even read?

>>38782362
>lmao
Let's hope you're pretending to be retarded. Either way, no more (You)s for you after this. Make it count.

>>38781339
newsflash: his wife is also part of his family. and for all you know, she owns the house.

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>has a daughter getting married

Are you like a 50 year old woman on /r9k/, or is this bait? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>38782421
Awww you are giving up? Sad, I thought I would get some more chuckles from the dumb shit you call responses.

>>38780749

>Wah wah I made a dinner party so I could bask in social validation but my husband wanted to do something I didn't want wah wah.

>When will they understand that women are equals to be cherished, not nagging shrews to be ignored?

When you become equal and stop being a nagging shrew.

>>38782410
As a man, I would never organize a "dinner party" is what I was saying, you dumb fucking autist

>>38781272
It's the CIA running the whole op. They are trying to take down certain groups via drugs.

>>38781505
This dude looks like he touches children late at night

>>38780749
>Femanon here
At this point I should really have stopped reading but I fucking hate faggots like you who pretend to be women on the internet
>that picture of "steve"
There is no fucking steve you cunt. Reverse google image searching that image brings up ten million results. Sage

>>38782486
Why are you making yourself and all other roasties look bad? Image of roasties on this board is already bad.
>Inb4 roastie be toastie

>>38782428
Kek, nice feminist fantasy you have there. She might be family, but just barely. Judging from the post she has no concept of what it truly means.

>>38782940
Knowing how to host is an essential skill all gentlemen possess. If you would never throw a dinner party you are little better than the psycho cunt OP.

>>38783406
Seriously, an embarrassment to all other roasties. Should've stayed on plebbit, that one.

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>>38780749
>When will they understand that women are equals to be cherished