>>38780576 I think it's a cultural existential crisis

>>38780576
Constant attention from desperate guys has inflated their self worth and destroyed their ability to converse. They have everything they want handed to them on a plate so why should they even try?

>>38780576
because they don't need to have personalities or skills or any actual worth. women are inherently seen as worthy because they are women--womb-men.

>>38780576
Implying most guys aren't stupid.

>>38780576
goddamn that pic is so hot, ever since i hit 25 i've found pregnant women so attractive

>>38780576
idk but that's a nice picture there anon

>>38780576
mmm, is it wrong for me to want to suck the milk out of those ripe titties?

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>>38780576
Why are you a lazy and useless piece of shit? Because you don't need to do anything.
They don't have to either.

No stress = no pressure to act or be anything or achieve anything.

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>>38780576
God I just want to massage baby oil all over that belly and those tits. Why did I have to be cursed with this stupid fetish? What's wrong with me?

i can't decide if melisandre or snekfu has better titties in GoT

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>>38783904
Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie, and her tits!

>>38783904
Melisandre's pancakes or snekfu's supple ripe firm tits.
Do you even have to think about that for even a microsecond?

>>38784183
>mels pancakes

OP is mel and those are not pancakes. i think you're thinking of margaery

>>38781447
>cultural existintial crisis

God you know you're on r9k when you see some word play shit like this

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>>38780576
>tfw even if I get a gf I won't enjoy talking to her because almost all women are brainlets with zero hobbies or interests other than pursuing vanity

I feel similarly about the overwhelming majority of men I have met. Most men are incredibly simple and don't have any real hobbies, just mindless consumption of media (whether that be through watching sports or movies or playing vidya all day).

I have met a handful who have some spark of something more than the pursuit of short-term pleasure or the drive for sex in their lives but they are unicorns.

>>38780576
They never had to cultivate a personality or sense of wit because their looks and gender let them skate by with zero effort. It's also why virtually none of them have hobbies or do anything beyond sucking cock and using social media.

>>38784331
>t. roastie
and might I add originally

>>38784689
90% it was just bait.

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>>38780576

>pregnant mel

>>38783066
you know the rules tits or gtfo
orig

>>38784689
t. triggered male

>>38784759
you're the one who got triggered and posted that angry comment

>>38780576
She has such good skin, literally blemish free. Kinda jelly, I hope it's not photoshopped.

>>38785118
How was my comment angry?
You appear to be interpreting neutral comments as angry because you are becoming overly emotional at their content. Try to adjust that response and try again.

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let's get it goin boys

I wonder what it's like to go through puberty with easy access to nudes of your mother.

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>>38780576
>>38785313
>tfw you'll never be in that belly

>>38785245
yeah sure keep acting smug. you clearly left that comment because you got triggered by the OP. I was just pointing out you're a roastie.

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let's improve this threadd

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thicc as fuck jesus

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even diamonds don't approach how hard i am

>>38780576
>Why are most women stupid, unfunny and take foever to do or say anything?

I noticed this a few times.
They basically are afraid to say something stupid. They most of the time lack objective interest in anything so if it wasn't for this it would happen quite often.

That's why they never loose an oportunity to talk about feelings. They get to appear articulate without any real risk of saying something objectivelly stupid.

>>38780576
It's all incentives anon
everything is incentives

>>38783097
This is not normal, Anon.

Can we get some pregnant ebonies in here, preferably with a white hand in the picture

>>38780576
Gonna need a source on that image OP

>>38780576
because women are non-sentient in general due to being unable to think in an abstract manner, thus rendering them not able to become self-aware

they are more like animals and plants, in that they just adapt and exist with no ability to analaze their thought patterns because self-awareness is of no interest to them, its all trivial when compared to their biological imperative of getting best genetic material for their offspring

males being sentient and able to recognize and act against their evolutionary pre-programming is a side effect of more versatile brain development, focused on more than just procreation, while women are still purely focused and specialized on breeding

>>38780576
Because a man needs to develop all the skills a woman lacks. So almost everything. That's what leads to evolution. When you have to do the work for 2, you try to find ways to make it easier for yourself. Maybe it was evolutionary. Sounds stupid, but is it really? Whatever.

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I can get into this

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>>38783152
>>38783097
>>38783877
>>38787254
100% normal to think this. Pregnant chicks are hot asf especially fi you do the impregnating.

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This is a good fetish.

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>>38785578
this picture is so ridiculously hot

>>38780576
I could get shit for this, but as much as I hate women and their eternal vapidness, most men are equally superficial and vain. Humans are shit whether they have a penis or a vagina. That dumb Chad who has his shit handed on a plated because he's sexy and charmful is on the same level as useless roasties. The difference being that there are way less chads than roasties, and thats where the relentless rat race begins. Have fun pretending that most of your "Bros" wouldn't betray you for a slice of pussy e a promotion

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perfect amount of thicc

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>>38787819
>>38787988
these nips are a little to dark for me I think but to each his own

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

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>>38787281
I gotchu senfam

Women are designed as comfort objects for men. When they are given power are are laughably useless

>>38788097
>Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time.

>You are an /r9k/ user

>>38780576
If anyone has sauce on OPs pick that would be nice.

Wife is pregnant again, cant wait for pregnant sex.

Women never had to learn how to be interesting or funny to get attention or gain social value, they just needed to be not fat.

>>38780576
Pregnant chicks are so fucking hot. Is it the pheromones or something?

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>>38789262
Is it true that girls get extra horny when pregnant? I've heard that they do but I've also heard that they shut down sexually.

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>>38789566
The hormones are crazy, but yeah. Around the second trimester all they can think about is intercourse. Like some switch flipped in her brain.

>Human...BREED
>"But I'm already pregnant! lol"
>Try HARDER

>>38780576
Not mention 100% of them claim to have anxiety and depression (I think they do it for attention)

>>38780576
is this that chick from Game of Thrones?
lol

>>38789262
How does her belly feel when she's pregnant? This is something I've always wondered about.

>>38780576
Literally because of sexism.

Men decided that assertiveness and speaking one's mind clearly were masculine traits and therefore women couldn't do it.

When a woman speaks clearly without hitting around the bush, everyone calls her an insufferable cunt

>inb4 tumblr
Whatever. You know this is true.

>>38789864
Or maybe, organisms with high testosterone do this. And as luck would have it, men have high testosterone.

>>38789566
Mine just gets endless all day sickness, but she had boy twins so it amplifies it. Who knows this round, so far im a month in and have been fuckin daily.

>>38789727
It feels like a normal belly but more tight? Later on you feel movement which is pretty cool

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>>38789727
Not him, but when my sister was pregnant with my niece her belly was quite pleasant to the touch. Very round and smooth, had a definite firmness while being pretty soft at the same time. Rubbing it and just being around her in that state gave me some rather....unwelcome thoughts and feelings in my head.

>>38787790
FUCKING SOURCE ME THE FUCK UP MAN

PLEASE

>>38780576
Unlike most men, most women don't have to put effort into being smart or funny, there are boys who tell them they are smart, funny, and beautiful all their lives just for existing.

>>38791111
look at those fucking digits anon, i got quads just for you. please give sauce nao

>>38790840
>some rather....unwelcome thoughts and feelings

You started to seriously consider that the Axiom of Choice is an improper assumption?

>>38791111
>>38791188
buddy I wish I knew. just a random gif I saved.

>>38788097
So true. Even worse when women have decision power. Women's right to vote was a huge mistake, as male chauvinist as it may sound.
>>38789296
And if that doesn't work, they just fake interest and sense of humour to attract attention. Thus, the emergence of nerdy/geeky girls, gamer girls.

>>38785316
God, that would probably really fuck up their sexuality.

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Preggo girls drive me insane bros, I need one so bad

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Here to contribute

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>>38792629
Lovely mommy-nipples, would suck on them all day.

>>38787790
how is milk coming out if no one is touching those tits?

>>38793292
When women lactate if they aren't pumped they'll swell and start elaking. Plus for some women when they orgasm milk will come out and same when they hear children crying. They are literally so full of mother hormones their nipples leak when hungry cry babies are around. Shits hot imo.

>>38793318
I always thought it was just passively in there and had to be sucked out. I thought leaks were just if they were too much pressure to keep in.

If didn't think they had muscles in there that make them pump like a throbbing dick pumps cum.

>>38793386
>I always thought it was just passively in there and had to be sucked out
it can be but if it builds up it overflows. Usually women who are pregnant over produce and have to pump otherwise they'll be leaking.

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>>38780576
I'm just gonna say it: some of the best sex of my life was with my wife when she was pregnant with our son. It was fantastic and I hope all of you get the chance to experience it someday.

>>38783097
I know what you mean bro. Every time I see a pic of a woman about to pop I jerk off to the idea of putting a shotgun right up to that belly and pulling the trigger.

>>38793597
>Every time I see a pic of a woman about to pop I jerk off to the idea of putting a shotgun right up to that belly and pulling the trigger
No you don't. Worse than being an edge lord, youre a liar.

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>>38793608
He might be edgy but he isn't lying. He's probably read THAT scene in The Road and had funny ideas too.

>>38793651
>He might be edgy but he isn't lying
How do you know hes isn't lying? Id bet my life he is lying.

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>>38793608
Can you imagine the horror and despair she would feel in that moment? As her biggest accomplishment in life is about to be turned into hamburger? Doesn't that excite you? And if she survives, how dead she'll feel until the end of her worthless life...ghod I need to jerk off now.

>>38793679
youre trying way to hard to be edgy and youre failing miserably. Stop roleplaying.

>>38793651
Tasty baby meat!

>>38793530

>our son
>thinking it's yours

wew

>>38793691
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! OREGANO'S?!

>>38793679

She won't care, she'll just get Chad to put a new one in her.

>>38793716
This place is nowhere near as edgy as people pretend. Only a normal fag on the outside looking in would think people here are like that. Guessing youre a tourist from 9gag.

>>38793724
I don't think you realize what buckshot would do to a human womb, dumbfriend.

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>>38783066
A lot are. But a lot are also very intelligent. Compared to women, who are mostly of average intelligence.

>>38789864
>When a woman speaks clearly without hitting around the bush, everyone calls her an insufferable cunt
This has always been bullshit.
It's when women try to be the boss by being bitchy that they get called on it, mostly by other women,
But if you are actully clear and justifiable assertively no one cares.what you said is just a tactic used by manhaters to make males feel bad about everything, no one actully thinks your "bitchy" for being normal, we think you are being "bitchy" when you are being bitchy, and yes a man acting the same way gets called on it, he just doesn't go yell "sexism" on his soapbox when it happens

>>38789864
Literally evolution. Men adapted to hunt and protect the tribe. This requires dominance and aggression. Women adapted to give birth, cook, and raise children. This requires care and patience. Biology plays a role in everything. Everyfuckingthing, and feminism doesn't chance that.

>>38793691
Imagine it, Anon: the pure despair of the one thing that gives her any sort of worth in her own mind being reduced to a cloud of meat.

they key to this post is:
>unfunny and take foever to do or say anything
this made me laugh because it's too true and i've yet to say anyone refute it, people are just going, "wellllllllllllllllll, guys are dumb too!"

yeah, but guys are funny and efficient and get shit done. we don't take fucking 5 years to get ready, wrap shit up, park a car, build furniture, etc.

>>38793892
I'm imagining you roleplaying and trying to be cool. Its not a good look that's for sure. Keep trying though youll get the hang of it eventually.

>>38780576
>take foever to do or say anything
I fucking hate this shit.
>Let's go, let's go. I said 7pm,
>What are you actully trying to say?
Or when she gets mad and says "I told you two weeks ago I wanted X". Or "I told you about Y! You never listen"
Baby, you might think you told me, but wheat you actully said was "Sarah doesn't like mint drinks" I was soppsed to know that meant "we can't bring john next time""

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>>38793792
what is the y axis supposed to be?
the test score they got?
i refuse to believe that men with 60 iq got the highest scores

>>38793921
>guys are funny and efficient and get shit done
i can almost assure u that most guys i have met are comidically retarded although all the girls i have met are too
i dont agree with the statement that guys get shit done though, i procrastinate a mega ton and so do all my guy friends
i have met many more girls who dont than guys who dont

>>38794047
>>38794047
that's great and all, but guys are still funny.

women are just fail. they have all the flaws of men, but also are weak, emotional and not funny.

>>38794007
Well now we know where youd score holy shit

>>38794007
It's meant to be the % of people that got the score on the other axis,
Basically it's claiming most women are average with a few smart and a few dumb people, while men seem to go to extremes, with more outliners, so more geniuses but also more retards. Chart is suspect though