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Need advice /r9k/
I'm a 20 year old turbomanlet (5'6") virgin and I'm desperate as fuck to get laid. Recently one of my female friends came onto me very strongly. The only problem is she has a pituitary gland problem so she's stuck looking like a 12 year old girl forever. I'm not a fucking pedophile, so I'm not interested in that. But I'm also very desperate to have sex. She's no daughteru-tier either. She does fucked up shit with her (genuinely pedophilic) boyfriend. In fact I'm 50/50 that he abuses her. She's still a kid in the vag department too.

I really want to get laid, but I don't want to be a pedo. She also has a shitload of mental problems going along with that.

wat do?
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>>38780329
That's hot. U ought to fug
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>>38780329
>so she's stuck looking like a 12 year old girl forever.
pics?
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>>38780329
>turbomanlet (5'6")
forget about sex. you are at least 6 inches below the current manlet cut off.
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>>38780329
Reply OP you faggot
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>>38780348
Someone would reverse image search and I've given enough info about myself for her to know if someone contacted her.

She's small, like 4'10", with dark blue eyes and auburn hair that's between red and brunette. She literally looks like she walked out of a middle school and onto my college campus. In fact she was at one party and one dude wouldn't let her drink, thinking she was someone's little sister, and she got so triggered she left.

She's adorable as a kid. Not so much as a sex partner.
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>>38780421
Well personally I wouldnt bang. Sounds like nothing but trouble.
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>>38780352
Found the bitter lanklet virgin. That's one of the best heights for slaying pussy.
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>>38780352
Hence why I'm so desperate I'd fuck a girl who looks 12.
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>>38780329
Wouldnt her fucked up bf wreck you if you tried anything?
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>>38780513
Post a pic lad.
You see 12 year olds now who look way older so it might vary.
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>>38780329
>looks 12 forever
is that a problem you fucking faggot?
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>>38780532
i don't want to sound like some fag bragging about his lifting, but I could handle him.

>>38780536
I would if I knew you wouldn't find her afterwards. Here's a pic of a girl who looks like her
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>>38780650
>I could handle him.
>is 5'6
lol @ the manlet cope
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>>38780650
If she looks anything like her, she doesn't look 12.
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>>38780678
He's only like 5'9" and very scrawny and I've been in fights my whole life because my small size has made me a target of bullying. I can size a person up.
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>>38780708
How old does she look to you?
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>>38780329
fuck me instead desu
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>>38780678
Lanklet virgins, always so bitter and salty.
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>hits legal loli jackpot
>wouldn't bang
Where has my 4chan gone
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>>38780719
ahahahahaha manlets will never learn huh? Seems like the situation would turn out to be a buff overcompensating manlet getting a cheap shot on an actual man
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>>38780734
16 give or take

fa
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>>38780758
lol I will never understand how manlets even think they can compare to regular men. Trying to be threatening or mean is just hilarious if you're a manlet
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>>38780785
Maybe in the 1950's. 16 yr olds dont look like that now
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>>38780765
This post is just overflowing with desperate virginity.
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>>38780791
It must suck to be 6'2" and never having even kissed a girl.
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>>38780796
lol sure kiddo, keep coping though! Meanwhile me and my gf are laughing our asses of at this thread
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>>38780329
Stay away from that shit all together it's not good for you , you also said as he is mentally ill that's like a million negatives and no positives .
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>>38780791
>>38780765
these post are pathetic
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>>38780819
lol! I've had sex with 5 different girls, two of which wanted to be in a relationship with me after, within the last year. But hey, you can do it too little guy!
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>>38780865
>manlet
>calling anything pathetic
it just doesn't get any less funny
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>>38780825
>me and my gf are laughing our asses of at this thread
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>>38780904
>doubts it because hes never had a gf
aaaahahahahahaha you will never learn!
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>all the angry manlets ITT
This is... unfortunate
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>all the angry white bois ITT
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>>38780943
>can't even have a pleasant discussion about fucking a 12 year old without it falling apart into manlet bullshit
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>>38781037
>be a manlet
>get angry when gets called out for being a manlet
you dumb manlet
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>>38780904
>taking Le manlet posters seriously
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Just do it you faggot. If you keep a high standard for the first girl you fuck you'll never just bite the bullet and do it. I had sex once and now I have much lower standards and can see attraction is less attractive girls. I just find something I like in them.
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>>38780904
>a 12 year old girl
>hey, don't have high standards anon xDD
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>>38780329
>5'6"
Beggars can't be choosers
fug her
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Reminder that lanklets ITT still ended shitposting in this board despite their height, they're truly the biggest losers and are trying to cope . How much of a fugly freak you have to be to fail at life in easy mode?
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>>38780761
>Where has my 4chan gone

I love you. You made my thread.
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