Who should I live with?
Mom
>requires me to work 20 hours a week
>no internet
>very small room but at least I have privacy
>will leave me alone as long as I work
Dad
>will allow me to neet while I pursue dream job
>good internet
>sleep in living room so no privacy unless he's not home or asleep
>will often bitch to me about his day and tell me a handful of anecdotes he's already told me a million times
>is an asshole when things don't go his way
>free weed
Choose secret option C; Kill yourself.
>>38780282
> free weed
do explain
>>38780282
>tell me a handful of anecdotes he's already told me a million times
i hate this
>>38780282
Dad
>you are still free to work
>life can be kinda boring without internet
>try studying/being at work when you can't get privacy time
>he'll probably bitch less if you are working/studying often
Your dad sounds like the better option but consider this: you won't get your dream job. When your father realizes this he's gonna become like your mom but worse.
>>38780282
kill both
then yourself
>>38780282
Thomas, please get off this heinous website. I have already seen posts on here that are sexist, racist and "trap" threads (Whatever a "trap" is). I am your mother and if your dad is giving you weed, I will have him arrested.
>>38780282
Go with your mom. Working 20 hours a week is only a couple days a week, and with that money you can pay internet bills. She sounds like the cool parent anyways.
>>38780310
my dad smokes 24/7 and doesn't mind if i take a bit every once in a while
>>38780353
You're probably right. I'll just move in with my mom when he starts to crack.
>>38780382
sorry mom : (
>>38780590
you should be sorry Thomas, I hope you think long and hard about returning to a website like this again. You are 17 not 27, and this is exactly the reason I refuse to allow you to get internet.
>>38780282
God damn your parents are divorced and your dad smokes recreational weed? Your family life is fucked.
>>38780441
Id vote for the Mom option too. Your dad sounds like it would be trouble for you.
id say your mom but
>no internet
how the fuck can you live as a robot?