I've got lung cancer and it's terminal I've never

>>38777601
Congrats anon. Any chance you can share some of those cancer cells?

>>38777601
Yo wtf I want cancer I thought you had to smoke 50 years to get that

Won't be long for me either I bet.
Probably for the best.

Cystic Fibrosis masterrace reporting

Lucky you...about the death part not the cancer.

Hope you don't suffer too much

Sup fellow /literalcancer/s

I feel like that Donald Duck pick where he lays back eyes closed waiting for his death

>think I might have testicular cancer
>it has the lowest death ratio
Fuck, I'm not going to check it anyways

you could use it for a pity fuck or to meet some celebrity you like

>>38777601
use it for pity sex anon

holy shit this is my dream. hoping to catch some deadly illness and just die.

>>38777601
Congratulations, I wish I were you.

Please tell me anon, did you smoke? What do I need to do?

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Mama Mia! Canceroso!

Get pity fucks or whatever, but make sure you kill yourself before you start treatment.

A. nobody is going to blame you for not suffering through the burden of cancer and treatment
B. you don't have to feel any of the pain and get all the benefits (dying with no stigma)

>>38778164
Just worked in a bad (toxic dust) work environment for too long. Gonna get some money out of it, at least

>>38778011
I don't even smoke, I'll have to try it now

>>38778220
I'm /toopussy/ to kill my self

unironically jealous.
sweet relief of death is at hand.
congrats.

>>38777601
Start a go fund me and go on an epic vacation

>>38777601
you lucky bastard. Hope it's quick anon

>>38777601
stop boasting faggot, just because you get you want with no chance about it and we all are jealous but too pussy to go through with it doesn't mean you can be a cunt

>>38778388
What workplace, specifically?

>>38777601
youre an idiot! that shit aint a joke!

>>38777601

Actually jealous

Wish i could get cancer instead of some happy normies

Fly free anon

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>>38777601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RgMBis26GH

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L1No0KExCZ

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Congratulations!!! :D:D

Looking forward to partying with the rainbow lovebeams endlessly in the light, I presume?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-GHrsSqcNw#t=03m25s