>sister turned 10 today
>mom bought her a t-shirt for her birthday
>it had one of those design where there is like lots of images all over the shirt, knid of liek a comic
>all of those pictures were drooling hentai girls
>some on them even had cum in their mouth and on their face
>mom didn't realize this she just though it was a cute shirt
>my older sister didn't even notice this
>had to confront my mom about it since I didn't want my little sister walking around with it
>mom still didn't understand
>spendt almost 10 minutes trying to explain hentai and anime to my mom and sister
>they take away the shirt
>not sure if they were more shocked about what they bought or my knowledge about hentai
On the pluss side she let me have the shirt, it's pretty small but wearable
show it or this story is fake
>>38777463
>>sister turned 10 today
>shirt, it's pretty small but wearable
Manlets everyone.
>>38777473
I ahve to take a picture of it then and crop the image because of 2GB limit
give me a sec
They invited you to fuck her and you blew it OP. Good job.
>>38777480
If it's the kind of ten year old girl that likes he tai, she could be morbidly obese, making her shirts wearable for fully grown men.
>>38777473
>>38777488
here you go
>>38777480
nah man, just skeletor
my bellybutton is showing
>>38777604
jesus fucking christ! ask your mom where she got it tell its for your internet friends.
>>38777604
Where on earth did your mom end up finding this?
>>38777604
IT'S FUCKING REAL LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>that sweet feeling when OP delivers in a good thread
>>38777604
Even without an understanding of anime and hentai, who the fuck would buy this for their 10 year old child??
>>38777604
PUT IT ON AND POST PICTURES NOOW
>>38777604
How the fuck did your mom find this shirt?
I don't believe this, you can't just accidentally buy a shirt like this
>>38777604
You should have let her use it
>>38777604
>wearing that as a crop-top
Are you cute enough to pull that off?
>>38777604
Ahahahaha what the actual fuck
>>38777604
w2c originally and unironically
>>38777604
put it on bro
>>38777604
This is too fucking good. Are you for real?
How do you look at this and think it's cute, is you mom also 10??
>>38777604
holy shit anon, that's some damn cute shirt.
post pic of you wearing it.
>>38777604
Just because the shirt is real doesn't mean your story is.
>>38777604
Put the shirt on. Now.
>>38777604
>that one time OP delivered
>>38777604
put me in le epic reddit screencap please
>>38777463
hahahaha thanks man im posting this to reddit as we speak
I'll see you losers on the front page
>>38777604
your mom has good taste
Pics now for science please!
>>38777604
>putting peoples artwork on a shirt (presumably) without asking for permision and selling it
this seems highly fucking ilegal
>>38777687
No shes just a mom, when some women become moms they just lose all recognition of sexual undertones and innuendos
>>38777604
Can you ask your mum where she got this I want one.
>>38777604
>implying the story is real
fag probably just ordered it for himself
>>38777641
>>38777682
>>38777690
>>38777700
>>38777716
The bathroom is occupied but I'll get back to you as soon as I can
We only have that one mirror in the house
>anon buys hentai shirt
>pretends his """mom""" bought it for his """sister"""
>100 replies
good job retards
there is no dimension in which a mother would buy that shit for her daughter
>>38777604
Lol your mom is a pedo OP, only pedophile buy really lewd clothes for their kids, notice how your mom pretends not to notice how sexual that shirt is like an actual pedo hiding her intentions.
>>38777743
loving every laugh, nice high res pepster
>>38777744
>We only have that one mirror in the house
>mom has access to that shirt and the ignorance to buy it
>you're small enough to wear a little girl's shirt
Mexico?
>>38777463 (OP)
say you have a bad case of diarrhea!
>>38777756
This. I bet the thread ends with OP posting as link to his store so that you can buy the shirt. You guys are falling for the most basic of viral marketing
>>38777789
I was thinking China or south-east Asia.
>>38777805
ey its a quality piece to wear for any occasion.
>>38777604
>/r9k/ faggots summed up in one t-shirt
>>38777789
nah just poor
she buys stuff of ebay all the time so I guess she got it from there
would explain the shitty quality aswell
>>38777604
Wear it next time you go out. Escpecially if it is skinny. Holy fucking kek
>>38777604
>the biggest face in the middle is a trap
killed me
>>38777818
>SE Asia
Oh yeah.
I bet you could wear a themed outfit of fucked up SE Azn obscinity clothes.
hey guys its OP here... the story isnt fake ffs.... my mom also got me this stuff for my birthday, no idea where she finds it all
>>38777892
give sauce pls fag
>>38777900
fake op I think
>>38777900
shut up fag, you're fooling no one
>>38777907
https://myreadingmanga.info/fatalpulse-asanagi-dankedankeirevolution-kantai-collection-kancolle-eng/
here you go, faggots
pic of me wearing it, it's not that small honestly but not comfy
It feels like it's made from plastic or some shit
>>38777604
What the fuck this can't be real ahahaha
>>38777604
I don't have anything to add to this conversation, I just want to be included in the screencap for this historical thread.
>>38777954
HUH-DOY
File naming convention is different than the other picture in the thread, we all knew this wasn't OP.
>>38777993
be my origino gf
>>38777993
take a pic without the shirt please
>>38777892
>>38777982
>Asanagi
God please dont
>>38777993
oh boy I needed this today
>>38778004
I see you avatar fagging everywhere.
>>38777993
>when OP has a beautiful body
>>38777993
Boi
Originaloesyboisy
>>38777993
ibbaethnsr
Your mom and sister schemed this all up to get you to wear it, they want you to be their little sissy.
>>38777993
I want this shirt
>>38777604
shut up and take muh money
>>38777604
How is this so available that a mom can walk right into a store and buy it
>>38777993
Anon, please take a pic without the shirt on
Please
>>38777993
>>38778009
>>38778022
>>38778035
>>38778051
>>38778054
I'm not gay but thanks, I needed some compliments today
I didn't realize people actualyl wanted to fuck me
>>38777993
show us the back of the shirt
>>38777993
take a picture without the shirt please
>>38777900
Fallacious and faggotrous
>>38777604
AhahaHHAhAHAhahaHAH
>>38777993
by itself that shirt is pretty shit, but if you wore it with a blazer you'd be styling
>>38778088
it's the same design both front and back
>>38778022
>>38778076
>>38778092
nah m8 I have gyno
also, I'm too lazy to go downstairs and take another pic
>>38777993
oh my fucking god i love you
i mean you probably bought this for yourself and made up the story, but still, good effort
>>38778079
>implying we wouldn't wanna do it with a cute twink
for you >>>/r/eddit faggots
>>38778198
It should be against the rules to do stuff like this, I remember from that nigger who ate shit, what the fuck is your problem?
>no one asking for pics of the sister
>>38778309
>asking for pic of underage girl
MOOOOOOODS
ITT:
>op buys a shirt and makes up a story and everyone belives him
Selfposting is against the rules, OP.
>>38778343
>trying this hard to ruin the fun
leave tho
>>38778343
True his shirt seems to be very fitting...mhgg
Pics of sis pls
>>38777604
lol wtf who the fuck buys that shirt for a 10 year old?
>>38778380
He did not post his face
>>38778121
>I have gyno
>I'm a low-t femboy
oh my
>Shirt fits OP fine
So does that imply that OP is as small as a 10 year old girl?
WHEN WILL THE MANLETS LEARN?
>>38778406
Doesn't matter, it's still a self professed photo of himself.
>>38778421
or maybe the shirt is just too big for his sister?
or maybe his sister is really large?
>>38778429
It is clearly not the kind of /soc/ bs we used to see...plus its relevant to the greentext.
>>38777993
good thing it happens to perfectly fit you, and is not at all sized for a 10 year old
>>38778421
That thing looks toght as fuck in the midsection, that definitely looks for a girl.
>>38778460
I would say it's too short.
But hey, I'm no /fa/ggot
>>38778035
dumb ironic weeb
>>38777604
Need to see sister wearing it or else I call bullshit and you just bought it for yourself.
I'm pretty sure this guy's story story is true. All of you should stop being so doubtful. Alot of parents end up losing their knowledge of sexual stuff once they become parents.
The mother just saw the shirt as some cute girl who was laughing and sticking her tounge out and stuff. It's not completely impossible that she had no idea it was sexual. I doubt she knew what hentai was either.
>>38777463
>Hentai shirts in child size exist
Ew....
>>38777993
this isn't size of a 10 year older, I call bullshit
>>38779017
>never bought clothing online
Everytime you buy clothes online, let alone on ebay you're gonna get the wrong size
>>38777604
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON, YOUR MOM IS FUCKING RETARDED HOW DID SHE NOT PICK UP ON THAT
>>38778737
Is there a word for white-knighting for a liar on the internet?
>>38777993
Time stamp OP. For more proof.
>>38777604
What kind of store on the high street would sell this? Assuming she did buy it in a shop of course an even then, the people who sell it do they know the context of those faces or do they too just think it's cute.
>There are little girls right now walking around wearing something like this
I have a confused sort of boner.
But where did she buy the shirt?
>inb4 Spencer's
>>38777993
Seems to fit you perfectly dude. Are you sure you didn't buy this for yourself because lul anime XD and only realise the context of the faces they are making after your purchase?
>>38777993
You look like a cutie could you post a picture without the shirt?
>>38779430
>>38779478
>>38779504
not reading the thread before accusing op of being a faggot
>>38777604
I refuse to believe this is real, sorry
>>38777604
WHERE TO COP THIS SHIRT, PLEASE DELIVER ANON
>>38779374
yes
its called
samefagging
>>38777604
sweet baby jesus anon
For all those people who think OP's story is true.
Not even a blind mom would buy this for her 10 year old daughter.
https://www.boomoutlet.com/collections/mens-shirts/products/lust-shirt?variant=40291351444
>>38777604
>>38777463
>>38777993
This is fake, he just bought it from Amazon and thought its be funny if he made a greentext about it
>>38779760
still gonna buy, thank you anon
>>38779832
No problem mate, gonna get one for myself too. Looks sick af
>>38779796
>giving 2 shits if a story on the chan is real or not
>>38779849
You're just butthurt because you fell for it like a gullible little twat and now you feel embarrassed.
>>38779796
go to sleep dustin
>>38777993
>have the same body type as his ten year old sister
Fake and gay
OP, sorry I thoiugh thread would have been dead by now
For those curious mom bought the shirt on ebay, she buys a lot of stuff from ebay since it's so cheap even though I advise her not too because most of the things you get is trash anyway just like this shirt. It's made from a weird material and it feels like plastic or some knock off silk. And the shirt doesn't fit me or my sister.
I asked her why she bought the shirt in the first place and it was because she just though it was anime and since my little sister have watched some anime my mom thought it would be nice to get her an anime t-shirt. How she didn't see that this was sexual I honestly don't know, but as others iit said; parents lose their knowledge of sexual things especially when you're 50 years old and it's something like hentai
Believe the story or not, nobody cares
I'm just happy I got to make le epic bread for once
also, sorry for not posting shirtless pic as requested
>OP buys stupid shirt
>makes up fake and gay story
>to le front page of /r/4chan, gentlesirs
epic, for the win!
>>38777463
i believed you from the start, but god i wish i werent true. >>38777604 i literally cant even.
you should have just let your sister wear the damn shirt. whats the worst that couldve happened?
>>38777604
Should have a photo of her wearing it Op
>op baited so many homo losers with his fake sister story
>>38777604
Obviously fake story that's op's shirt how retarded is this board
>>38777604
NO FUGGIN WAY
>>38777604
get me in the cap boys,
FUCKING
WITNESSED
>>38777993
>have similar body type to op but better built, wider shoulders, and more muscle in chest area and arms
>normal mens shirts look to big on me because bigger chest and hips than waist
>op looks pretty good in girls shirts
Should I unironically buy a girl shirt wtf
>>38777604
>>38777630
>>38777634
>>38777637
>>38777743
you idiots.
you guys have it all wrong.
you think OP is the pedoshit pervert.
it's actually THE MOM WHO IS A PEDO
do you guys not REALISE the opportunities presented here?
what the fuck mom
I am here just for the history books
>>38779967
OP went from
>i had to explain what anime was
to
>my mom watched it with my sister
>>38780484
sure, if you're a cringe machine and it's the early 2000's that is
>>38780670
you need to work on those reading comprehension skills bro.
>>38777627
look up "aheago shirt" on ebay, i ordered one this morning
>>38777604
>it's real
Origami commenti
>>38777604
Your mom have some taste
>>38777604
show the back
>>38781163
Nope.
>>38777463
>>spendt almost 10 minutes trying to explain hentai and anime to my mom and sister
>>38779967
>I asked her why she bought the shirt in the first place and it was because she just though it was anime and since my little sister have watched some anime my mom thought it would be nice to get her an anime t-shirt.
OP very clearly got caught in a lie, and anyone who believed this story to begin with is gullible.
>>38777604
I'm sorry but your family is just really retarded.
>>38777723
The artists don't know about it. There was actually something similar that happened, and when the artist found out, he/she said they didn't know about it and didn't care.
>>38781407
dont know man. You can be aware of something and not understand it. like i am aware that physics is real, and i could wear an ahego einstein shirt and not know how to do science
>>38777604
oh fuck that's a kneeslapper. how did she not figure out there was something wrong with the shirt?
>>38781407
Obviously he meant he had to explain the correlation between anime and hentai, and the differences.
>>38781407
>she just though it was anime
>obviously wasn't anime
>op had to explain
>>38779909
holy fuck this cunt must have a sad life.
>>38781729
spaghett
bosting in le epic thread xdddddd
>>38777604
asdfawe0rt2i3awe
put me in pic niggers
>>38778198
someone make new screencap with all the new replies
>>38777604
What the fuck dude
How is this legal
>>38781163
pretty sure you need it anon
>>38779967
probably 100% polyester, a lot of the allover graphic print shirts are.
t. guy who has a few all over print shirts
>>38777604
>Its fucking true
origanl
B-but I want t-to see your imouto with that shirt on her...
>>38780501
sauce on this fine mommy-cow please
>>38777604
somenoe screencap shit
Last cap was too early
>>38784162
>mfw mal sucked milk out of her titty
Pic of your sister or it's a ruse.Pretty good though.
>>38779017
It probably is in fatmerica
>>38784944
hurr durr muricans are fat hurr durr durr
>>38777604
posting in ebic bread
put me in the screen PP
>>38777604
Gonna buy this for my gf (male)
>>38777463
Would someone really do this?
Just post on the internet and tell lies?
>>38777604
How the HELL do you accidentally buy this for a little girl, holy fuck I'm cracking up hardcore
>>38777604
Who the fuck manufactures something like that in a kid's size??
>>38777604
https://ahenana.com/product/ahegao-t-shirt-free-shipping/
*achoo*
>>38785160
considering ~35% of people in amerifat are obese (not fat, fucking obese) i think it's fair to assume that.
>>38777604
>>38777993
This is why I come to /r9k/
oregano
sometimes in life, magical things just happen
Still waiting for that cap
>>38786665
Lazy blind ass nigga
>>38777853
>just poor
>she buys stuff off ebay all the time
could there be some connection? tune in next week when we uncover the truth about poverty
>>38777604
>>38777993
Thank you for making this board just that little bit better.
Get your mom to wear and rest your head on her lap while you suck her delicious teets
>>38777604
Jesus Christ, how can she buy this
This is so fake but this is also the most fun I have had in a while
>>38787283
>>all of those pictures were drooling hentai girls
>>some on them even had cum in their mouth and on their face
this is the most fun lmao
>>38777604
kek, weird that they even make one that fits 10 year olds
>>38780501
>>38784162
SWEET JESUS SAUCE PLEASE
>>38777604
>>38777463
uhh, hmm. this is very hmm
>>38777463
>>38777604
>>38777993
Holy shit OP what a nice thread
>be OP
>be weeb
>order hentai shirt
>it comes a couple sizes small
>make up bullshit story
>collect (You)s
>>38777604
No fucking way. There is no way your mom was THAT oblivious
>>38787570
How the fuck do you not know about Malory Malloy? Do you live under a rock?
She got pregnant and posted a handful of pics while her ass had ballooned even more than it's previous gargantuan state.
>>38777604
I dont see the problem though. It is just cartoon girls with funny faces...
Feel bad for Op since he can fit a shirt meant for a 10 yo girl
>>38787570
my post was Mal Malloy, still would like sauce on >>38780501 tho
my dudes this is insane OPs MOM IS A PEDO
What size is that shirt?
>>38777993
Anon wear this in public please
>>38783276
>being this much of a summer casual
you wanna be on the screencap so bad make one yourself. takes literally 2 min to add a few replies to the existing one.
>>38777604
Nice.
Oranglgle
>>38777604
How the fuck is this real hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
>>38777993
You better fucking wear that with pride
What a shitty roleplay thread. Really panders to a demographic even lower than frogposters
>>38777993
>Holy
>Fucking
>Shit
Even in this heaping pile of shit true gems exist, stay golden anon.
Include me in the screencap because i have no friends!
garbage thread appealing to underage memeing weebs. you'll be seeing a screencap of this thread on social media 6 hours from now. fuck you all.
Impressive thread.
>>38777604
Add me in the epic screenshot NOW
>>38777604
who in their right mind would get this for a 10 year old girl? Jesus, this is why the youth are becoming more,and more degenerate. It's because of stupid ass parents who don't care about their children's well being.
>>38777993
put me in the screen cap for leddit
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLESO
screencap
me
>>38778309
>>38780256
>>38778384
>>38779967
Pic of sister forproof.
>>38780349
Ignorance is bliss
Originally originally
>>38777604
WTF NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
my friend's weird older brother has this exact shirt. we went out to get lunch and hit up best buy so I could hook up their printer. idk how someone can wear it out of the house, it makes me laugh so hard.
Not even memeing lol he got a lot of weird looks.
you know that meme where anons claim they get up and walk around the room when something embarrassing happens on tv or in a movie?
I'm doing that shit right now. I never get second hand embarrassment but fuck its happening
>>38777993
>shirt bought for a 10 year old fits a grown boy perfectly
OP is a faggot what a surprise!!!
>>38777604
>>38777993
made my day great body as well anon
>>38777604
Ask them where they bought it from
>>38777604
>It's just shows some girls having fun
>>38778269
>tfw it was actually you that made that shit nigger screencap
Someone finally fucking referenced me
>this entire motherfucking thread
>>38796178
wtf
originally originall l ori
>>38796215
the thread was so fucking glorious
Some jackass asked for proof of his degeneracy and the op didn't stop supplying it, even when we begged. Webms, pictures, everything. It was truly fucking disgusting.
>>38796252
that's horrifying, I may be a complete piece of shit, but at least I will never jerk off with my own shit, makes me want to kms less desu knowing I could never go that low.
>>38796286
If you want all the replies and stuff you can find the archive of the post somewhere, it was fucking hilarious, and disgusting. My day has been made knowing that someone referenced something I made though, even if it was negative.
>>38777604
all of my keks holy shit
>>38777604
aren't you the guy that admins that shitty fb page?
>>38777900
It's like an ascended version of those shirts sold at mall stalls
>>38777463
>>38777604
>>38777993
this thread is amusing, include me in the screencap please plebbit
>>38777604
>>38777993
I'm glad I came to /r9k/ today
>>38777604
Screen cap this motherfucking shit please
>>38777604
This made my fucking day.
I-is it too late to be in the screen cap?
Thread gone to shit because of shitty reedit meme losers who try so hard to be in screencap. Thanks for the keks OP (although it is probably fake)
Posting in epic bread, subscribe to Random Stranger
>>38777604
Lmao, a female friend of mine has her wall plastered with this stuff, but even she would not dare to put on this shirt. Even I would think twice and I am degenerate as fuck.
>>38777604
CAP ME FAGGOTS
>>38777463
>having the frame to wear a small girl's shirt
Manlet detected.
>>38777604
Put me in the screencap Knapp
>all those newfags believing this
Jesus Christ.
>>38780005
fuck off faggot newfag
>le plebbit amirite fellow anons xD
>>38777463
cap me in the middle, up side down please anon.