I matched with this cute little thing on tinder How can I message

please don't send that
actually send that but post pics

>>38776421
Sounds funny, considering that she looks underaged. Do it!

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You're about to get fucked more than you would like.

>>38776421
That's a risk dude. I'd say you have a 20% chance of her being quirky and laid back and seeing your obvious hyperbole and liking it, and an 80% of her thinking you're a fucking freak and never replying to you.

You sound like a sperg but she looks like a pig so who knows? Maybe her standards are that low.

>>38776421
I like the dots on her head

>soul of an 80 year old
why would someone think this is attractive?

>>38776421
Jesus Christ op. Is this a sick joke? She looks ugly as hell please tell me you weren't ACTUALLY contemplating asking her out

what am I looking at here OP?
Is that some kid dressed as a woman or..?

i'd rather fuck the elvis

>>38776421

>48 miles away

Fuck that, I only ever search within a 1 mile radius

Ima help you out write "do you want to play bingo and watch golden girl with me?"

She looks like the ugly sister of Milo Stewart, if that is even possible.

I laughed OP. Hopefully she likes old books as well or its not gonna work

Eh, I'd think that was a little cringey if a guy sent that to me. Kinda cute and she may be into it but it's high risk

>>38776421
She's insanely attainable, good for you if you find her amazing. But don't send her the Lolita line and don't mention her height/youthfulness unless she does it first

>>38776421
>what should I post to impress her
>I know! I'll quote my favorite fictional pedophile!
>This plan is guaranteed to work

>>38776834
this

48miles is like what 60km? thats like halfway accross the country

kek i already think fuck it when its 20km (like 13miles)

>looks like a little boy
u a gay pedo in denial OP

>>38776586

It means intelligent and mature and wise, you autistic piece of shit.