Imagine the perfect girl for you is reading your post right now.

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>>38772520
No debt.
I live alone.
I own a car.
I have a career.
My penis works.
????

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>>38772520
>perfect girl
>sell yourself
nice try roastie

>>38772520
I could probably kill you in 1 to 1 combat.

I started using deodorant practically every day recently.

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>>38772520

you could call me daddy
i like squeezing ass in public if I could only find a slut who wouldnt get offended at the gesture
I do love pony tails, cute panties are a bonus I wear cute underwear
oops
love slapping and chokin bishes <3

Sis, I love you so much.
Mum and dad don't have to know.

I want to eat a toddler! Rawr :3

>>38772520

likes to meow at chicks

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>>38772520
beta orbiter sitting around thinking your going to type up and say the right thing
guess what, girls are surrounded with guys doing that. they have sex with the ones they like.
you're a virgin. please take your virginity bull shit over to infinity chan

Fuck impressing you. Help me become rich and ill help you.

>>38772520
>6'4 and white, attractive enough face
>trying to improve life at the moment
>studying in university
>KHHV moral fag
>Quiet and reserved, but I open up to people who care about me
>Love affection
>Want to find someone to grow together and share experiences with
>loyal

This is dumb though, IRL interaction is much more effective I think

>>38772520
>Imagine the perfect girl for you is reading your post right now.
I can't, the perfect girl for me is dead.

GET OVER HERE AND SUCK THIS DICK

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>>38772520
I'm a 26 year old who lives with him mom, has no career aspects and is too unmotivated to go take a class in anything.

I'm a virgin but I have onahole practice and a job in fast food. I'm also 6'0" tall.

My benis is VERY hard. You need to take responsibility.

>perfect girl for you
>sell yourself
Why would that be necessary if xe was perfect for me? I would consider it to be a major flaw if I had to persuade xem into dating me.