>Be me. >Just a couple of minutes ago. >Chilling watching

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>Be me.
>Just a couple of minutes ago.
>Chilling watching youtube.
>I start to crave for orange juice
>a growing boy obviously needs his nutrients
>Enter the kitchen.
>The dog and the cat have taken one combined shit in front of the fridge.
>This was the biggest shit I've ever seen.
>The dog and cat hate eachother, but they've been working togeather recently to fuck our shit up.
>earlier they worked together to eat all the leftover pistachio muffins.
>Nuts in general aren't very healthy for cats and dogs.
>you can't imagine the smell.
>It was the most horriffic thing I had ever seen.
>It was like a giant pile of pudding.
>It reached the bottom of the fridge door, so when I tried to open it it shoved it everywhere.
>ohdeargodIhavetocleanthisup.exe
>Brilliant idea comes to me.
>"Burn it".
>No Idea why.
>But I did just that.
>Long story short, the police where called because the neighbors thought we had died.
>kek.txt
>It burned pretty well, but the house smells like the inside of a tards rectum.
>The neighbors where charged with misuse of police resorces.
>I got a heafty fine of 50$.
>mfw.