>"H-Hey Robot....I have been watching you for a b-bit..

I just want to keep my head down and do my time, Jamal. No offense brother.

>>38771478
Sure but you should put your shirt on, no shoes no shirt no service as they say haha

>>38771478
You got bitch titties Jamal

>>38771478

I'd rather just suck his cock.

>>38771478
Sure, afterwards wanna hit the gym? Your traps are laggin a bit man

>>38771478
>for a b-bit
>b-bit

Did Jamal just stutter? He is afraid of... Me? Dafuq brother, just sit down and tell me what cloud cast a shadow on your swole heart

>>38771478
>>38771478
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE DONT HURT ME

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>>38771599
Every time.
Why does this keep happening to me

>>38771478
Yeah sure man let's hit up a buffet

>sure

and then you originally get lunch with the dude.

Why am I feeling happy at the thought of hanging out with a shy Jamal? What is this? MAKE IT STOP /spoiler/ don't make it stop /spoiler/

>yeah lets go get lunch, my treat.
>make a friend
>live a slightly less lonely life
haha jk call him a nigger

>>38772101
And get FUCKED.

Do you seriously want to pick a fight with that STUD, you pansy lil whiteboi?

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>>38772131
Calm down my irl answer would be yeah. Because i think there are truly good black people out there and he seems nice enough. But that does not change the fact that the good majority of niggers dont act respectable.

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>>38771478

this seems like a scenario where befriending him would be more sad than happy in the long run, and make me hate humanity more

But maybe he can help with my gains

>>38772131
It depends on how tall he is. He looks kind of fat.
Mind ndnd

>>38771478
Listening to some weak, /r9k/-esque voice coming from that body is actually kind of adorable. I want more.

>>38771478
I once saw a 6'4 bodybuilder Chad sperg out on some girl at college today

You guys have to remember that these meatheads are usually some of the biggest spergs and our whole "Chad vs robot" culture falsely glorifies them

Im about to start going to gym so he looks like a great ally to have!

>>38771478
looks like a very huggable guy, i'd give him a big old hug and then go get some sandwiches

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>>38771478
sure friendo
let's go to that good burger place across town

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>>38771478
This guy has HIV.

>>38771478
Nice pecks, we'll go to Arbys and youll show me your ways.

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Uh license and registration please. Do you know why i pulled you over Anon?

>>38771478
>>"H-Hey Robot....I have been watching you for a b-bit.. you looked kinda lonely so I was wondering if you wanted to.....HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?!"
Sure.

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>>38771478
Sure, where you wanna go?

>Go out to eat with giga nigga
>We become fast friends
>Take him back to my place to play vidya and shitpost on 4chan
>We both stay friends for the rest of our lives until we die at the ripe old age of 91
>Spend eternity hanging out with giga nigga, remembering all the good times we had and the brotherly love we shared
>Alternatively, we both fall in love and have passionate gay sex every night, but besides that everything else I listed before is the same

>tfw this will never happen to you IRL

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>>38771478
Shouldn't you be fucking some random white woman right now?

>>38772474
Congratulations you now have AIDS.

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>>38771478
Sh....Shikashi
Watashi... Sukoshi hazukashigariyada
Watashi o kizutsukenaide kudasai, matawa anon-kun ga okotte, daijobudesuka? Sekushina jikan no mono wa arimasen! Tada no tomodachi!

>>38771478
is that the average black robot

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>>38772474
Fuck bro i'm kinda sad now

>>38772508
Who cares they're gay anyway.

would seriously love to have a black friend like this they dont exist though, imagine having some massive socially awkward black guy as your friend and also basically as a free bodyguard

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>i will never be best friends with a socially awkward ripped black dude

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>>38773367
>tfw I will never be close friends with a socially awkward ripped black dude that's also a virgin and understands the feels associated with that

someone tell this man about aromasin, nolvadex and raloxifene

>>38771534
For you, Brandon

>>38772504
Yeah I'm trying to get you little miss