What would make you happier? A turbo stacy gf who's hot

>>38771281
>Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling.
This

The latter
Former is for normal niggers

>>38771281
Option B.

My fetish is a strong relationship built on mutual respect and understanding.

>>38771310

I'm starting to realize the pros of this outweigh the cons of a turbostacy, but i'm having a hard time coming to grips with dating down after getting a taste of someone like my pic related.

I want that 10/10 for the sex and the status, but i want someone i can bee myself with. But i want a hot someone i can bee myself with, which seems impossible to obtain.

>>38771281
is this even a question? even normal fags will take the 6/10, make it a 3 or 2 and then you have a question

>>38771281
Def b. The ironic part is I,feel like robots won't think the same for girls, and I'm guessing you're a femanon. Talk to individuals anons, don't straw(wo)man

>>38771281
Option A is literal garbage

>>38771281
Huh geez this is a tough one

>>38771395
This. You run into whether that person values companionship or wants the fugg. You're doing this to stir shit. If someone doesnt want a serious relationship, why not A? There is no need to be upset.

>>38771281
>5 or 6/10
>not much of a boner
I don't think you understand how weiners work. My ex was a 5 and I did everything in my power to ravage that body

>>38771395
I'll take the 2/10 that loves me, this is still not even a question.

>>38771281
Jessica Rabbit loves Roger because he makes her laugh.

>>38771452
Then why don't you have a fat gf anon? As long as you take a shower, shave, and aren't fat yourself you should easily get a belly gf

>>38771281
Personality of stacy? And is it a on night stand or is it forming a relationship?

Turbo stacy is the best. If they like you they'll make a big effort to turn down the Chads, not talk to the Chad friends you don't like and so on. It's a huge difference when your gf is hot as fuck and wants only you and is putting in effort to show that. It's harder to get that effort from uglier girls, for whatever reason. If a Stacy is willing to have a bf she is going to be a better gf than a uglier girl.

>>38771452
2/10 girls are desperate in the real world

>>38771532

Just because a girl is hot doesnt mean she always has no personality.

just take the turbo stacy and fuck her until shes about to dump you then dump her THEN move onto the 5/10 gf and make her think you're settling for her so she's wet all the for your sperm to get her pregnant to keep you on lock

>>38771281
Happier in what? If it was a ONS, I'd take the 10/10. If it was a relationship, I'd take the 5-6/10.

I'd want the one that can stay loyal in a relationship and that actually loves me. She can have a thousand Chad beta orbiters but if she will never be unfaithful I don't care. A 5/10 "cute nerd girl" that would cheat on me when Chad glances at her would not make me happy at all.


Honestly based just on the info we have option A is better, she is not only more attractive but out of all her friends and Chads she chose ME. Option B is probably the sort of girl that settles for me but would cheat if a more attractive Chad looks at her which is obviously not a problem with A.

>>38771529
Because the reality here is that who the hell am I to want to be in a relationship. I have absolutely nothing to offer but myself and I'm not much of anything. I desire love but I'm not deluded enough to seek a relationship.

>>38771281
i would definately go for the turbo stacy. Not to make anyone else jealous even though that would happen, but just for me. Any Anon that says they wouldn't is lying. ;)

>>38771281
The second option. I want intimacy not a trophy wife to bone.

>>38771786
Do you think there are no girls that are also hard on themselves? Also I'm in a similar boat. I feel like most robots are. Is it not hedgehog's dilemma? That being said I won't seek a gf. I just work a shitty part time job, have no will to live, and spend all my time on 4chan and youtube. Gonna read some first aid though. Just wanted you to consider that maybe the other half can have that apprehension too

Take a chance on the turbo stacy if she's tired of Chads and just pray she doesn't cheat. The qt 3.14 gf is going to get curious for Chad someday and leave you

The only way to win is not to play

>>38771281
Obviously the turbo stacey. I fucking hate ugly girls I can't even bear to look at them much less date one. I have never date one and never will because they are repulsive in every single way

>>38771281
>What would make you happier?
My own place a good paying job and being able to fuck a whore like that while owning a tonne of guns.

>>38771281
>What would make you happier?
Money. And I'm not even talking about being rich just a well-paid job would be enough. Everything else would come after money for me.

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>>38771954
Mah nigga muh nigga.

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>>38771281

>What would make you happier?

a robot waifu that was program to have male sacrificial love because I want true real love. A female who truly loves you will fight and die with you in war instead of submitting to the winner like real women do.

>>38771975
Or she'll faithfully maintain the domicile and if ever the invaders come meaning you failed then she'll honor suicide herself and the children

>>38771975
Anon you have it wrong, you want a girl to treat you like some god, but love is giving, and I don't see any of that from you. You seem to want a follower of some kind, is it ego?

>Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling

This was my first gf. Never wanted sex. The few times we did she wasn't into it. Made it feel like she was doing a favor. Wasn't into ANYTHING sexual. I l tried, she must've said no a million times to a million different things. Never did anything sexy or exciting. Still had orbiters and got hit on by nignogs, had nignog friends, which are worse than Chads. Still didn't relate to her all that much despite all the common interests because she was fucking dull. Like she straight up wouldn't talk for hours Now I'm only going after hot bitches. All bitches are dull, but at least hot ones with high sex drives are more fun.

It's not as great as it sounds lads.

>>38772008
who here /devote/

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>>38771395
every guy here thinks a 5 or 6 female looks like pic related still. OP should revise the question to a 2 or 3

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>>38771406
and yet it turns men on to stick their dicks in them no matter how big of a bitch they are. it's men that give them power. then they turn around and wonder why women wear makeup and get boob jobs.

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>>38771645
wow. you guys are the biggest hypocrites.

>>38772008
no I want her to be like rem from re zero. rem sacrifice herself to protect subaru because she truly loves him and you only see this in male fiction anime because her sacrifice was a male trait and the creator of the show was a male.

Obviously the second one. What's wrong with you?

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>>38771281
>5 or 6 out of 10
>doesn't give you a boner
>ugly
>interests are the polar opposite of Chad
>plays video games
>loser movies and t. v. shows

You wouldn't be using all the trap memes would you? Where the alternative is the door in the face technique using all the people we've been conditioned to be rejected by?

Traps are only temporary where their only job is to get to become open to the prospect of turning full on gay, where once you do are they dump you and leave you with a void which you didn't had before.

>>38771281
It's not even a choice
I'd cut off a couple of fingers right now if you promise me my 6/10 cuddle bunny would never leave me.
And I'm really attached to my fingers.

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>>38771281
Well option A didn't say anything about sex. So option B. We can just do it in the dark.

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Here's something more interesting

A. Turbo Stacy who treats you like a beta male in public but behind closed doors, it's the greatest sex you'll ever have. And the sex isn't like regular sex, it's fucking addicting. You won't be able to go a day without it. She'll treat you like shit but will not have sex with anyone but you BUT it will only be for the pleasure.

B. A 5-6/10 who cares about your well being, doesn't humiliate you in public. Her caring nature alleviates you of any doubts you have about yourself and anxieties you have with the outside world. The sex is for the sensation is nothing to be desired. The close bond the two of you share will be enough to get you going, but it pales in comparison to the sex you would be having with turbo Stacy

>>38771281
The stacy probably. Since i dont want a girlfriend in any case. Its more of a "my dad and my friends would be so proud of me", not much else.

>>38772434
B. I just want to be loved

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>>38771281
sauce on the semen demon please.

i've given up on thinking and just want to masturbate.

>>38771912
Fuck, you are me. Except i want to like the job too, no shitty job no matter how much they pay.

>>38772434
I'm a massive role reversal pervert, big girls with mean streaks make me stain my undies. It's still B not even close.

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>>38771964
Rate my graffiti.
I spend Like two whole south park episodes on it.

>>38772434
Updated

A. Turbo Stacy who treats you like a beta male in public but behind closed doors, it's the greatest sex you'll ever have. And the sex isn't like regular sex, it's fucking addicting. You won't be able to go a day without it. Jacking off won't satisfy you. And once you've gotten a taste of it, you WON'T be able to go back. There will never be a girl you'll be attracted to EVER after banging turbo Stacy. Not one. Turbo Stacy will never age and it's impossible for her to get pregnant so it's bareback every day. She'll treat you like shit every single day but will not have sex with anyone but you. And it will only be for the sexual gratification.


B. A 5-6/10 who cares about your well being, doesn't humiliate you in public. Her caring nature alleviates you of any doubts you have about yourself and anxieties you have with the outside world. The sex is for the sensation is nothing to be desired. The close bond the two of you share will be enough to get you going, but it pales in comparison to the sex you would be having with turbo Stacy. But you two are going to be together until the end of your lives. And if there's an afterlife, the two of you will spend an eternity together. No sex in the afterlife just eternal love between the two of you.

>>38772695
Again, I'd have to go with B.

>>38772695
the idea of spending eternity in constant love, even if its just a chance im taking it.

I'll just take turbo stacy and cheat on her emotionally
next

>>38771281
Those are magnificent udders. Sauce pls.

>>38772695
A
>>38773042
this, easily

>>38771281
B, definitely
I prefer emotional relationships anyway so I would be very happy

>>38772120
thats a 9 for me.

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>>38771281
I couldn't live without these stacy titties unless my 5-6/10 option has cowtits.

If a woman would solve your problems you have not experienced real struggle

>>38771281
>Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling.
No one would pick the first option. This option of the cute girl is objectively the best option.

>>38771395
Then you lose the point of a relationship with BOTH and the question is meaningless, honestly.

You need romantic attraction, and sexual attraction, and good friendship chemistry, to make a relationship. A disgusting 2/10 that makes you want to gag just thinking about their face is not GF material. That's friend material. A vapid 10/10 is not GF material. That's just trash.

A 5-8/10 is the range you should be looking for in terms of looks, and then a good friendship with that person.

>>38771281
Obviously the second one. But what would really make me happy is just getting two blowjobs a day.

>>38772120
I would still take the 2/10.
I don't pick friends based upon their aesthetics alone, I mean I will pick someone who is abhorrent if they look nice, but if they have a solid personality it does not matter what they look like at all.
>>38771281
Make stace more enticing.
Make option 2 a black girl who is ugly, non-virgin, and short.
make stace a blonde haired blue eyed tall nordic goddess who is 23 and a virgin
See who picks who
I think I would still pick 2 if I loved her.

>>38771529
Because I am myself a 2/10, and women get a free +3 bonus just for being female. It is therefore literally impossible for me to get a gf

>>38771281
They would both leave me, so might as fuck the Stacy while I can.

>>38771508
Jessica rabbit was also a cartoon.
Next your gonna say my oni-chan is gonna sneak into my bed and cuddle with me naked.

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>>38771281
>Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling.
this sounds like my oneitis. i wish she would give me a chance

>>38771281
umm

so what does a stacy do when she's alone?

>>38773878
take selfies and post them on the internet

>>38771281
>implying I don't already have the second option
shiggy :DDDd

>>38772120
Your girl IS a 5-6...

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>>38771281
>navel piercing
>hot as all fuck
more like 0/10 fuck off dumb fuck

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>>38771281
I dont want any of these. I dont watch many movies or shows and vidya is meant to be played alone.

I dont want a turbo stacy either.

I am fine with how it is.

>>38771281
The second one.
We'd get married and have kids one day.

>>38771773
So much knowledge in one post, wtf.

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is this a 5-6/10?

whichever one you choose you'll crave the other after a while wondering what could have been

>>38774978
At least a 7/10.

>>38771281
The second one WOULD give me a boner over some fake ass stacy

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>>38772120
that's at least a 9/10 stacy

here's a 5 or 6 to most people

>>38771281
>a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner

But average girls like that give me a raging boner, more so than Stacy.

>>38773813
It's true though. Being fat, funny, and confident pulls more pussy than being ripped, boring, and autistic.

>>38771773
This is so fucking on target it's not even funny. Especially
>Honestly based just on the info we have option A is better, she is not only more attractive but out of all her friends and Chads she chose ME.

>>38776410
No that's a high 7 with messy hair and tired eyes.

Option B, she just has to be kinky and submissive to raise my attraction because I am degenerate as fuck in those regards.
Face/body don't really help keeping me interested once a girl is above the full-tier disgusting line

>>38771281
Second alternative. No hesitation what so ever.

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>faggots rating women 1-2 points below their actual attractiveness

>>38776917
I'd even agree shes higher than that, but normies wouldnt

B option is the only option

This is not even a question. Any man can agree

>>38773515
this nibba gets it

>>38771281
Such an easy answer.

I was kinda a normie in college, and experienced both of these kinda.

I miss the companionship and intimacy of my average history nerd ex-gf way more than the tits on my hot but insane and depressed ex-gf

(yeah that's right, two exes, i really was a normie)

>>38771281
Well I don't play video games and I don't really enjoy things so I'll take the hot one.

>>38771281
is it wrong that neither of those sound like they would make me happy?

>>38777075
No, because its obviously a false dichotomy anyway

Being left alone. Just like now.

You will never teach turbo Stacy good manners or respect for you, but you can definitely teach a 6 how to have good sex with you.

>>38777243
>You will never teach turbo Stacy good manners or respect for you
have you considered physical assault

>>38777311
Sorry I am white, so I do not hold any "get out of jail because muh culture" cards

>>38777343
shit answer
then i say just get the 6 cosmetic surgery

>>38777373
And have her leave me afterwards? Nah.

Anyone who would unironically choose A is inviting untold drama/problems/misery into their lives.

B all the way

>>38777388
>being this much of an unimaginative beta that he's being cucked by two imaginary women
jesus fucking christ you are a sorry sop

>>38771281
Make her a 7 and we got a deal

>>38771281
>Loves playing vidya
Into the fucking trash goes that whore
Why the fuck would i want a gf who does the same boring shit that i do? I want a gf who goes out, go dancing, travel the world, does sports etc.

I don't need someone to sit with me at home all day like a loser, I can do that on my own

>>38771281
Stacy definitely. Women are trophies, why would you go for the participant instead of the first place?

>>38771281
the second option thanks

>>38776917
She's jewish so it drops to 1/10

>>38771281
Already have option B pretty much
>5/10 gf who has a cute smile
>has kinda uneven tits that are also a bit saggy, but a really nice ass
>gives me a boner, because she does anything I ask for in the bedroom
>enjoys watching me play vidya, watching movies and shows while cuddling, browsing /r9k/ together and playing board games
>bends over backwards to please me
>doesn't care that I'm a beta autist who doesn't work out
>hates normies
I couldn't be any happier and I love her more than anything

>>38771773
I was thinking the same thing. We may not relate, but that makes the relationship timeless, because what we enjoy may change, but our relationship would not be built on our similarities so it would not matter.

>>38776410
she's an 8 with bags and dissonant style
easily an 8