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>the year 2030
>all countries except China, Russia, and a few others have banned sexpets
>these countries have closed their borders to prevent waves of beta-males from overpopulating their cities
>PETA has begun a crackdown on the lax sexpet laws in your country, it is now illegal to own one of these
>the punishment is death
What do?
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>>38768478
Grab my gun, move innawoods with the sexpet my eccentric uncle gifted me before his passing, and live like how he wanted me to.
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>>38768478
Explain that she isn't a sexpet, but rather a friend pet.
Rather than lewding her, she provides me with the affection I never had. In return I care for her, giving her headpats and what not.
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>>38768686
THIS IS PETA
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OUT OR WE WILL SHOOT
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>>38768478
It's okay, I'll just masturbate while playing the anti-sexpet game PETA will release and I'll be fine
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>>38768718
Please, Mister!
Just let me keep her! I-I love her.
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>>38768718
up*tfw muted
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GET BEHIND ME, SERVAL! THEY'RE HERE!
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>>38768986
>don't make me shoot him chief, he's just a harmless guy
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>>38769030
>YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE, ARNIE! TAKE THE SHOT
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>>38769072
>Arnie lines up his glock, aims at the poor man standing in front of his catgirlbang
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>>38769142
Ah!
S-Serval, do as we planned. Put on th-the mask and escape out the back. Make it to the wild, my w-waifu.
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