>tfw communist father >he literally named me Lenin Why

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>>38765015
Legally change your name to either Benito or Adolf, that'll show him. You should probably also explain to him all that ways that communism has failed and will never work.

>>38765015
Break conventions. Be nothing at all like Lenin.

>>38765044
I'll show you robots my Id if this thread gets 15 replies

>>38765078
I know you won't deliver, but okay I'll bite.

>>38765095
I will, I want to make you nigs laugh a little bit

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>>38765015

Neither is he , nobody thinks of communism when they think of Aaron Lennon. Do what he did and make a name for your self .

Not even the dudes first name, what a spaz.

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>>38765015
>be russian dude in late 1980's
>glorious Soviet Union at height of power, poised to crush capitalist dogs
>wife is the pregnant
>decide to name future son after national hero
>strong, masculine, respectable, name
>You could be saying it will be Lenin him a hand with the ladies

>>38765078
just make sure to censor any numbers on the ID

>>38765015
You don't play percussion, do you?

>>38765187
Yeah, I'm not that stupid. I'm also only showing my first name

>>38765078
Show us now fag.

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>>38765015
Your father is a piece of shit for trying to push his ideology onto his child, which naming you Lenin most certainly was.

remove gommie

>>38765015
Nice tale my dude

>>38765078
15th original post

>>38765073
This. Become a nazi. Organise mass killings of filthy bolsheviks. Break the cycle.

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>>38765015
I feel sorry for your father

pic totally related somehow

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>>38765339
Wouldn't becoming a full on AnCap be the polar opposite of lenin?

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>>38765171
>be russian dude again, early 90's
>motherland not doing so good
>Muhammad shooting down glorious Soviet planes with capitalist dog stinger missiles
>young Lenin is growing; learning to walk
>unfortunately, assigned physician deliver bad news
>Lenin's penis too big; 5 inches above government regulated maximum of 4 in.
>gulag is in Lenin's future
>hear from comrade in Novosibirsk about special serum designed to reduce penis size in children
>requisition penis serum immediately
>arrives in a speedy 50 weeks; all thanks to unparalleled Soviet efficiency

>>38765512
>be russian dude again, mid 90's
>Great Soviet nation has been collapsed, undermined by Jew bankers and bourgeois conspirators
>government assigned job evaporates
>forced to migrate to USA; cousin has thriving food canning business there and will provide employment
>bureaucrats require physical exams for clean bill of health for all proleteriat immigrant
>American doctor inspect Lenin
>has grave look on face, suspect western gulag in future
>American doctor regretfully tells of Lenin's diagnosi
>feeling of relief washes on me
>tell American doctor that whole family knew Lenin was artistic, drew many finger painting back in homeland
>walk back home laughing with Lenin, American doctors are strange creature

>>38765471
That's exactly what they implied when they said be nothing at all like lenin...
The longer I stay here the more I realize you guys really are autistic fucks

>>38765078
I think you're full of shit but here's a (You) just in case

>>38765078
it's gonna be hard to find 15 people because you have to write something creative

>>38765784
Kek, that artistic part was hilarious.

>>38765078
>One hour, 43 minutes, and 24 replies later...

>>38765015
pretty cool name desu. better than what my parents named me anyway

>>38765015
turn natsoc to spite him

>>38765078
stop being a lazy cunt and show us your id Lenin

>>38765078
At least you can call yourself Lenny, although that's kind of a stupid name too. I wonder if your dad is one of the leftypol fags raiding us every day.

Your father is a professor of an American college and gets his information from LOOK magazine, I assume?

>>38765015
>>38765078
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>>38765784
>be russian old dude, late 2017
>living in
>Lenin is stay at home prodigy, working with internet comrades on robotics project on internet (so advanced they reached the 9000 level!)
>so dedicated to craft that he gives up pursuit of the flesh. Even friends are distant memory to him
>many empty days ahead, motherland is decaying husk, capitalist disease has spread to all corners of earth
>many strong sons of mother earth are disillusioned beasts, wasting life on pointless distractions and petty arguments
>Not Lenin though
>Lungs are of the failing. Time one earth is short. Many hard times end before the great sleep.
>take solace in fact that Lenin, successful hardworking son, keeps strong communist tradition alive