What are the most dates you've ever been on with one girl?

>>38764262
Two. And I was the one who dumped her, thank you very much.

>>38764262
8 but then I cheated one her. I don't regret it, she was being a bitch

>>38764262
>date
>robot
what?

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0 because i'm not a NORMIE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

>>38764345
see
>>38764339
>>38764314


Faggot
Don't mute me faggot

>>38764360
What the fuck? How could you not score at least one (1) pity date over the course of your entire life?

>>38764375
see: >>38764360

you normalfag piece of shit go back to your subredit

>>38764375
>don't mute me
Oh boy, I don't think you're allowed to say that now that we have actual moderators on this board...

>>38764262
Zero obvious where the fuck do you think you're posting.

>>38764262
I made it about 3 years.

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0. I have one planned this weekend though so there's that.

>>38764314
>>38764339
>>38764375
You're not robots and therefore should leave

>>38764262
>went out on 5 dates with a girl i met on tinder
>she was really cute
>on the 5th date , she asks me to "spend the night"
>inside I know, this is "it". the night i will lose my virginity.
>we watch tv and cuddle, then she takes my hand and leads me to her bedroom
>she starts getting undressed
>my hands are sweating
>first time ive ever seen a real life naked girl
>her tits are small and saggy, with huge brown pancake nipples
>her pussy looks busted up , with labia hanging down

I stood up and said something like, "I forgot my asthma inhaler at home, I will be right back" . I got my things and left and never came back, never called, never talked to her again

>>38764643
I did this too but she had sharp knees and arm dents.
Tits were fine.

>>38764577
I'm a miserable excuse for a human being and will never find love or happiness, but because I went on a couple of shitty dates with someone who didn't like me I don't belong here?
Go take your cretinous standards and rectally fuck yourself with them, fagtron. I'm trying to drown my sorrows in 4chan, not train for the 2018 Victim Olympics.

I actually managed to date and get laid in Thailand, even had a virgin girl there too.

But it's Thailand so it doesn't count. Never got laid with or dated a white girl. Unless hookers count, which they don't.

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>>38764725
go fuckyourself normalshit
youre not a robot and you never will be because you dont know true loneliness

you dont kno what its like to live 20 years without a single normal relationship
without ever knowing what love feels like
without approaching women
without friends

FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38764262
None. Anyone who dated is a normie. You're all normies. Fuck off forever.

I can't even get a girl to look at me irl. I'm invisible so FUCK OFF.

>>38764799

Nigger I lived 23 fucking years before I found anyone to love me. Prior to that I'd only got laid by paying for it. I absolutely should be here, I'm clearly an absolute fucking loser like the rest of you.

>>38764907
>paying for it
so youve had a regular supply of pussy
go fuckyourself chad

>>38764938

Lol.

For a start, sex with a condom doesn't count.

Secondly, sex with hookers doesn't count.

23 is a ridiculously late age to get your first kiss and first non-hooker sex. Fuck your ridiculous standards with a rake. I missed out on love all through high school and college, and now you tell me I can't be here? kys

>>38764799
No, you fuck off. You want to be part of an elitist club of complete losers locked in permanent competition for maximum victimhood, pack your shit up and move to tumblr.

>>38764262

0

>>38764907

You have to be a chad to pay for sex

I don't even know how you would go about doing such a thing.

Unfortunately, I can't say I've ever had a date and I kind of doubt I ever will. At this point I don't even know if i could function in a relationship.

>>38764938
Resorting to hookers is considered Chad now? Are you retarded?

By that logic I'm the strongest man in the world because I used a forklift to pick up some heavy shit.

>>38764996
>sex doesnt count
ofc my reditor friend
have an upvote

p.s. dont forget to be yourself

>>38764262
>ever been on a date with a girl
>robot
Normies get the fuck out.

>>38764996
>>38765062
I'm pretty sure the post you guys replied to is bait.

>>38765093
That is sad. I refuse to believe that there are people on this board who haven't even been in a single date.

>guys im a robot
>btw i have gf and had sex many times
:^)

>>38765188
I have not talked to a girl irl in my life. Fuck off normies.

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got 2 dates (with friends around), she was an autistic bitch
but she was pretty cute and we got to hold hands

>>38765094
im pretty sure people who EVER had sex or date in any way possible cant be robots by definition

>>38765226
>I have not talked to a girl irl in my life.

That isn't humanly possible you went to school.

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>>38764262
0

please dont make fun of me guys

>>38764400
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
HOW IS THIS LEGAL TENDIE ON /R9K/

>>38765264
this my kids is a superb example of a chad mentality

they are usually found irl and on redit/neungag but sometimes they wander here to make fun of us and ruin teh only place we can enjoy

>>38764907
Holy shit. did I post this?

>>38765092

gfys. Everyone knows hookers don't count, jesus christ are you that fucking retarded?

>>38765022

Horseshit. Here you go: http://adultwork.com/

Or just book a plane ticket to the Phillipines or Thailand.

>>38764262
Four actual dates, I guess.
I had a weird relationship with a woman in my sophomore year of college--she was about to graduate, and she made it clear from the start that she didn't want anything serious, but she still made me work for it.
I took her out to dinner a few times, and I'm sure I came off as an inexperienced virgin sped.
After about a month of making out and getting teased, we had sex for the first time.
The whole thing was strange. She constantly reminded me that we weren't anything serious, talked about how she was excited to meet new guys on her post-grad trip to europe, but got mad at me when she heard from her friends that I'd been talking to other women.
It was about three months of insecurity, second guessing, confusion, and sex that made me feel inadequate. She had mom, biting, and choking fetishes that really put me off.
I was the one to finally break it off because I was tired of feeling like shit, then she came back for grad school and started dating my friend.
>>38765268
we're all losers here, don't worry friend.

>>38765264
>what is homeschooling

>>38765295
Not really the anon claim that he never talk to a single girl in his life. That is almost impossible. The only chance of that happening is that he was a home school kids, who didn't have a mother or sister and both him and his father were shut in.

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>>38765264
Yeah and I only spoke to guys there.

>>38765016
are you serious, how long have you been here?
I've never seen a more reddit response in my life.

>>38765360
>mother or sister
Relatives don't count. I mean if he never actually talked to anyone with a vagina then that is odd even for r9k, but possible. I never talked to a girl, except for when it was required like group work in school or chashiers, though I mostly avoid that too and it has been months since. But legit 0 private conversations with women except for my mom and grandma

>>38764262
Never had any dates. Never even gotten close to getting dates

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>>38764262
2.

They went well, we kissed, held hands and shared a milkshake. Then a week later she told me she got back with her ex boyfriend and that we could still be friends. I told her being friends is retarded.

>>38764262
Damn, too many to count. I believe it's a grand total of zero. Get the fuck out you filthy fucking normalFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38765520
>>38765418

You guys must of had shitty parents as well.

>>38765053
Are you me? Shit man, are we just fucked? I've been alone for so long and I'm so emotionally damaged that I would never be able to function normally in any relationship ever, if I ever got into such a thing, which I doubt I would be able to do.

>>38765691
Yeah. I do.
I don't even know how girls work. The only experience I have with them is online and seeing them cheat on guys and desire chad. So it's not something for me unfortunately.

2. Both were her idea:
1st time: she heard I (at 24 years old) had never been on a date before, and basically forced me to go with her
2nd time: she wanted to go to AnW, but not alone because normalfags are deathly afraid of this for some reason

>>38764262
a first casual meeting at a cafe, then 3 lunch dates to get rejected. I kept at it, and after another coffee date, followed by a party I confessed and now we have been dating for 2 weeks. I see her maybe 2-4 times a week now.

>>38764262
What the fuck is dating? We meet up; I either fuck her or I don't because she's 100 pounds heavier than her pic.

>>38765268
I know that feel, i am in the position as you