Who here /buyweedonlineandcompletelyskipouth edealermiddleman/

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>>38760221
BORN TOO SOON TO EXPLORE SPACE
BORN TOO LATE TO EXPLORE THE NEW WORLD

BORN JUST IN TIME
TO ORDER LSD TO YOUR MAILBOX

WHAT
A
TIME
TO
BE
ALIVE

I buy my weed from a dispensary not the computer jew

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>>38760274
>I buy my weed from a dispensary not the computer jew
I did buy from a dispensary though, just a quasi legal one :^)

Who here /livesinamedicalstate/ /hasapotcard/ /doesntsneakaroundlikeanigger/?
>>38760274
This.

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>>38760320
>needing the government to certify that you're allowed to smoke marijuana
>bragging about the government letting you smoke marijuana

can't get more cucked than this

>>38760340
>being white
>not breaking the law
feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>38760369
>being white
>not caring about a benign law and "breaking" it anyway
It's going to be legal in my province next year anyway, plus smoking weed isn't illegal. But whatever my man, if big daddy government has to give you the OK before doing something that's fine too.

>America
>white

>>38760369
>not breaking state law
fixed that for you

Enjoy being blacklisted from any opportunities on the federal level.

>>38760405
Smoking weed isn't illegal here either, friend. But when I need weed, I can go to the weed store. You have to call Jamal. What a shame...
>>38760408
LOL nigger I haven't worked in years.

>>38760408
originally off yourself

>>38760450
>I haven't worked in years

Why am I not surprised

>>38760452
You first, friendo.

Good goyiums herbal jew

Is my favorite strain

>>38760450
>LOL nigger I haven't worked in years.
It actually sounds like you're the nigger in this case, along with the fact you didn't even know you're still breaking federal law.

>>38760476
How the fuck do you think I can afford decent weed? The Trump bump has been great to me by the way, I broke 2 million in April.
>>38760480
You haters are gonna hate, but I own my home, I've been retired since 2008, and I can run down to the dispensary and get whatever I want while you idiots run on the capitalist treadmill paying for it.

Why not buy another iPhone, Norman?

>>38760538
>You haters are gonna hate
Please don't talk like a nigger and pretend to be white...

>>38760567
I'm just trying to keep the conversation on your level, Malik.

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>>38760588
You're degrading the conversation be speaking in your native tongue. Don't next time.

>yo u haters be jelly iz on welfare

>>38760538
retired from what? How did you earn your income?

>>38760617
hustling and real nigga shit

>>38760688
Oh ok, you're on welfare and lying about your net worth. Sounds about right for a legal state.

>>38760617
That wasn't me. I was in tech from the 90s. Anybody who knew anything about computers was making money hand over fist before they started outsourcing all the jobs to India. And I invested.

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>he gets weed shipped to him
I get weed delivered to my house twice a month. I just order online and have it delivered in under an hour. It's never been easier to be an agoraphobic pothead.

>>38760791
An otherwise intelligent, capable person who could do anything becoming a lazy shut-in is even worse. At least the welfare queens have the excuse of inferiority.

>>38760901
Making half a million is hard. Making a million is challenging. Making the second million, well, that's just waiting and not spending all your money. Who said I was a shut in?

Don't you have more iPhones to buy?

>>38760939
How about a 100m? 1B? Shouldn't be hard for an ubermensch like yourself.

>>38760964
Why would I be a tryhard? There's no fucking prize at the end. I own my home and pay my bills and I have about two grand left at the end. Why would I need more?

>>38761004
Higher levels of income, even past yours, open up more opportuntities and freedom that lower brackets don't.

>>38761081
So what? Why would I care about that?

>>38761327
Why would you care about what you have now? Why would we care?

What arbitrary amount of money is worth caring about until you go one dollar over and suddenly it's nothing? Why does anyone care about an unemployed stoner on welfare?

>>38761327
I could apply the same logic about why anyone would care about any income level, starting at a pauper.

>>38760221
Just grow your own produce and you don't have to worry about supplying yourself in a dry season, you can smoke whenever you want

I used the DN for a year and got a half O delivered every month, but I got paranoid and decided to lay low. Then alphabay got taken down

>>38761508
Sure. What's wrong with being poor and happy?

>>38761693
Nothing's wrong with being happy.

Being poor puts you at a huge disadvantage in terms of security and freedom. Being happy while poor is much harder, statistically speaking.

>>38761732
Past a certain point what you're saying is a matter of opinion, anon.

>>38761749
Money equals = protection and financial stability = happiness

Something tells me a millionaire is the last people to say money doesn't give you happiness.

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>using dark net markets not even a month after alphabay and hansa got shut down

>>38761781
>dark net
>implying

>>38761774
My wealth makes my opinion invalid. Good talk, anon.

>>38761749
I get what you're saying, but not being able to afford food, healthcare, or safety isn't much of a matter of opinion. Neither is the notion that up to a certain level of income (i think its 80-100k in the US), reported happiness increases with income.

Unless your idea of poor is different.

>>38761817
No I'm saying you're not a millionaire, you're a couch-locked stoner living with his parents.

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>alphabay and hansa go down
>try to buy diazapam from dream market instead
>get burned for forty bucks
>enjoying 5th day of benzo withdrawl

fuck this.

however, have been using DNM's for 5+ years now. this is the first problem I've had with them

>>38760221

>Live near DC
>order pot online
>meet at nice hotel and pick it up
>metro/uber back to VA

Fuck buying from shady fucks in the southeast

>>38761774
Not everyone values money like you.

>>38762508
Everyone values money and the more money a person has the more happy they're going to be in many circumstances.

>>38762589
You're projecting my man