>no success on Tinder >The only person not to get bored

sounds like you need to work harder on being yourself

>>38759871
Why not just pay for an escort or just a street whore at this point?

>>38759891
What does that even mean? Being myself means being an ugly motherfucker who's bad at socialising.

Maybe I should work on my handshake?

>>38759871
>a gay guy shaming me for being a 30yo virgin, then trying to make me feel guilty for wanting my first time to be with a girl

Which one of you guys did this to OP? I know you're here somewhere

>>38759920
No hookers on the street corners here. Can't really bring myself to get an escort.

>>38759937
I kind of hope it was someone from here. It would make it less pathetic, somehow

>>38759949
>Can't really bring myself to get an escort.

Nigger, slaving away with weak game on Tinder is more work than getting a clean prostitute with good reviews.

>>38759931
Yes champ, a firm handshake will turn your life around

>>38760051
Fair enough. Still, escorts cost, what? Two hundred for a half hour? Give or take $50. For that, I can buy a new video game, a dozen beer, and still have $75 left over. I can have a weekend of fun for less

>>38760124
If I give enough handshakes, will a girl give a handshake to my peepee

>>38760259
No, champ. You just need to give a firm handshake to your peepee, and all your problems will go away.

>>38760281
I already did like two hours ago. Maybe I need to give it another one

>>38760234
It's a matter of what it's worth to you, honestly.
Some people put a premium on sex, and for 200 per half-hour, you can buy time for a really nice girl. Normal ones are usually less than that; 'published' prostitutes (pornstars) go for way more. Prices might vary by city.

If you're not like the stereotypical robot and don't pedestalize sex as some key to fulfillment, it's probably not worth doing it regularly. Trying it once isn't a bad idea; just to cross it off the bucket list.

>>38759871
Have you tried OKcupid? I've had better luck on there than tinder.

>>38760374
I mean, I want sex. I'm sure it would be worth the money for a decent hooker. I might rent one out at some point, but sex isn't a high enough of a priority for me to spend my money on

Probably more worthwhile than using Tinder or whatever

>>38760398
I used it in like 2010. Should try it again

>>38759871
>>Bunch of bots, and a gay guy shaming me for being a 30yo virgin, then trying to make me feel guilty for wanting my first time to be with a girl (I'm straight)
Can you PLEASE post the email he sent you? I'm dying to know how you same someone for not being gay.

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>>38760675
I ended up deleting it. Here's basically how it went down

>i post an ad, clearly stating I'm looking for a m4w for my first time
>he messages me this
>"lol how's it possible for a guy to not have sex!"
>He says hes an older male
>i say I'm telling the truth and ask why he is messaging me
>says he can't believe it, even though he was a ski ny shy nerd he could get sex in hs
>"even the str8 dudes in high school!"
>OK.JPG
>repeat that I'm looking for a girl
>he says "oh wow"
>ask him what he meant
>"i get it, you think I'm gross looking for a dude"
>say that's not what i meant,
>he makes a couple passive aggressive, "woe is me for looking for a guys dick to suck" comments
>i say he should stick to the m4m segment if he's looking for a gay hookup
>he says oh wow again
>ask him what he meant
>"do you want the truth or something sugar coated? "
>say i want the truth
>12 hours later i still haven't heard back from him

It was bizarre

>>38761358
Huh thought i still had a screen shot of his first email
It was basically
>haha you are 30 and still a virgin? Didn't know it was possible

Then he sent me that

>>38761358
>"even the str8 dudes in high school!"

Supposed to say

>>"even the str8 dudes in high school had their dicks sucked by other dudes!"

>>38760619
Don't get a hooker

>>38761358
Wow, what a bizarre and insecure sample.
Sorry you had to tolerate that, anon, but it gave me a good chuckle.

>>38761482
I wish I kept the emails. He reeked of insecurity. Kind of felt bad for the dude.

>>38761468
Why not, out of curiosity? Bad times?

>>38761482
I got a kick out of it, too, desu famallamadingdong