If girls post here, prove that you are one by telling us something

Girls' restrooms have small trashcans for tampons and pads in them.

>>38758992
We all talk behind your back when you arent looking

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>>38758992
Dude weed laugh my ass off jerkers.

>>38758992
Pee just leaks out sometimes.

>>38759032
w-what? is that true? i don't believe that's a thing in most places.

>>38759032
Any fast food worker knows this already because they clean both bathrooms. Try again!

>>38759036
Guys can do that too, not exclusive.

I am a boy and I know all these girl things so far, impress me.

Period blood congeals pretty fast

>>38758992
Cunnilingus is awesome, but too much stimulation of the clitoris too soon can be overwhelming in a very unpleasant way.

Girl autism is different than male autism.(look it up) If any female robot claim to have autism and it is the same as yours. She's is a he larping.

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>>38759136
OF DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM.
Mobile posters eat shit.

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>>38759274
>te
Rate my shit art and ill draw something fo you fo shoe.

>>38758992
It's a lot easier to prove with tits and timestamp, you know.

>>38759370
The rules don't allow it here!!

>>38759451
What do you mean? Oh, "no pictures of yourself"? Well if it's tits but no face, it can't identify you.

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>>38759451
Yes they do.
All fembots should post their nudes and never stop doing that.
Be a mini porn star.

Orgasm by penetration is rare as there is no real thing known as a "g-spot". This g-spot is a myth perpetuated by both men and ignorant women. Orgasming by penetration is either a physiological reaction or occurs because the penis is rubbing up near the clit. Sorry men but your big dicks aren't really needed.

>>38759519
The problem is that 4chan is a bit creepy and I have a decent job with a moral contract.

>>38758992
we don't cum often with penetration , regardless of size

>>38759535
>>38759586
I know. I've been to sex Ed before, don't worry.

>>38759562
You don't have to if you can't or don't want to.

>>38759451

>following the rules on a websitr where a lifetime ban lasts as long as it takes to refresh your IP

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>>38759562
No you dont have a job and even if you do its not like your boss is here.
Also fuck off.
>LOOK AT ME I HAVE A JOB AND MORALZ DEEER.
I bet you send nudes to guys.
I bet your are a trap.

>>38759586
>>38759535

But my gf prefers penetrative sex

>>38759619
TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
Next up mr pIggyu.

>>38759535
>>38759586
What does it mean for a girl to cum and how is it achieved?

>>38759652

Draw a picture of a picture of your face

>>38759620
You have no idea what a moral contract is do you?

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>>38759695
>>38759662
Here is ze mr piggo and keks bloody dick.
Its bloody from jerking too hard.
>Moral contract.
A morals clause (or morality clause or bad boy clause or bad girl clause) is a provision within instruments of a contract which curtail, or restrain, or proscribe certain behavior of individuals or party(s) to the contract.
AND on 4chan...The pedo site with nazi flags.
I will drawm me face boyos.

Put only they would know it how do you not know it's a lie. Now kindly out with this femanon bs

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>>38759773
I look like a retarded mexican stewie and my balls smeel.

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>>38759870
MExican pepa and shes smoking a cigar

>>38759051
Is this you? Did you just draw yourself?

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>>38760066
Yes its my mother fucking OC and its me wearing a mask and smoking an imaginary bong.
>straight edgy ass fuck.

The day after Christmas Lush has a sale where selected bath bombs are half off. One of those being titty tosty, my favorite.

>>38758992
>say something to prove you're a girl in /r9k/
Periods are disgusting in every way possible. You can feel warm globs of coagulated blood and uterine tissue pass through your vagina when you stand after sitting while. It is disgusting and makes me want to lose enough weight to become emaciated so I will no longer have to deal with menstruation.

>why couldn't I be born a cute boy with a feminine benis

>>38760136
Ok that's a bit obscure, where are you from?

>>38760214
Well let me tell you something Anon. Sex is pretty disgusting too, but people still do it. So it's not bad to be born a girl. More like it's bad for girls to take advantage of being a girl.

If I stick my finger in my bagina I can feel my cervix and it feels like a little bump sticking out with a little dimple in the middle

>>38758992
Fingerfucking is for amateurs, OP.

>>38760136
One time I used the sandalwood bath bomb from Lush and I wasn't aware there was a muscle relaxant in it so put the water really hot and when I got out I had to lay on the floor for a couple of minutes

10/10 would use again

>>38760284
Does it hurt if you poke the cervix?

>>38760296
Uh yeah I know that, I haven't dated a girl before.

>>38760269
>sex is pretty gross
Agree. I don't want to do sex either. I'm grossed out by my own sex organs so I figure other people's would be gross too. I just want to lay in bed all day and stay in the house. I don't like dealing with people and calling food to my house makes me nervous because I have to talk to the delivery person.

>Just wanna be alone and be left alone

>>38760335
I haven't really tried poking it very hard, I have only felt it and know it's there. I don't imagine poking it would feel good though.

>>38760284
Realest shit so far, my balls just quivered.

>>38760335
>Does it hurt if you poke the cervix?
Like a bitch.

>>38760284
Fuck I hate that bump it weirds me out.

>>38760390
>>38760392

How often do you pleasure yourselves?

>>38760335
Not the same person but poking the cervix doesn't really hurt unless you have long fingernails
Also pap smears are suuuuper uncomfortable

>>38760284
You can reach your cervix with just your fingers?

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>>38760487
BLUNTZ AND CUNTZ"
ILL FUCKING TAKE THE GUM.
FUCKING GUNS AND SHTI.

>>38758992
Breast feeding with a chapped nipple hurts worse than giving birth imo

A 34 C and. 36 B are the same size titty

We want to go out so much not in order to catered or pampered but because we like to dress up cutely and feel like your showing us off. It makes us feel wanted

>>38760505
I can't. I have small hands though. I just feel a lot of cushiony soft stuff and warmth. I'd get scared if I felt anything hard in my vagina.

>>38760449
Yeah, I panicked when I first felt it and thought something was wrong until I googled it and figured out what I was feeling
>>38760477
Sometimes weekly or every day, multiple times a day if I am bored. I will go weeks without doing it without thinking about it as well, though.

>>38760269
>it's bad for girls to take advantage of being a girl.
Are you bad for taking advantage of being born in a developed country? Should you starve yourself because some little boy in Africa can't get food?

>>38760523
Hey lady, thanks, but I'm a friendless gfless social autist. I don't think this advice will help me but its good enough for the topic.

it's really satisfying to feel the blood clots coming out of your vagina when you're on a heavy period. it's also fun to look at them in the pad.

>>38760555
I felt it was pretty original and a bit different from this is what the inside of a bagina is like

>>38760505
With my middle finger, yeah I think I have a small vageen though, I can only barely fit a finger in comfortably

>>38760547
No but more like obvious things. I'm sort of wary of marriage because women can just take half of your shit if they decide they don't love you all of a sudden anymore.

>>38760477
Every day pretty much, one way or another. :)

>>38760581
Thank you though, I didn't mean to be rude.

>>38759065
You cant flush sanitary products it fucks up the pipes

>>38760487
Girls are strange beings and I don't understand them. It's probably why I haven't been able to date anyone yet.

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>>38760543
THIS THREAD IS DILDOS.
Post fcking something else besides women vag

>>38760648
What confused you about the girl talking about poking her cervix?

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>>38760648
Women are literal cum rags.
This is the average fembot.

>>38760540
Hard stuff? You mean like a dick?

>>38760672
It was more of a response to the gynecologist stuff they had to do that guys don't have to go through

>>38758992
furballs are not exclusive to boy puccy

>>38760598
Lewd, it would be hard for me to keep up with that honestly.

>>38760687
No like bones or a hard lump or something.
>inb4 you mean like boners HAHA
no just bones .-. Like a cervix. If my fingers could actually reach my cervix I'd not poke at it.

>>38760742
Oh, ok. Sorry I didn't mean to be so vulgar about it. It was the first thing that came to mind.

>>38760742
a...c-cervix is not made of bones, femanon

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>>38760708
>It goes inside instead of going outside.
SUCH MYSTERY, OH MY, WOMEN, WEW, SO DIFFICULT.
What a mystery.
If they could at least communicate in the same language as us males.

>>38760775
Well obviously girls seem more emotional than men at times.

>>38760523
>Breast feeding with a chapped nipple hurts worse than giving birth imo
What is breastfeeding with a non-chapped nipple like? Would you let a man feed off of you?

>We want to go out so much not in order to catered or pampered but because we like to dress up cutely and feel like your showing us off. It makes us feel wanted
That's actually pretty cute.

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>>38760793
I know this is going to sound wild af, but, women actually tend to have reasonable reasons to be upset, they're rather understandable complaints y'know? Meanwhile it's like guys find all sorts of dodgy and obscure problems to complain about, and what's worse, is that guys are fucking shit at communication anyway and what's worse is that they never practice it among their own male friends because it's like some taboo shit to express emotions etc....

So in the end, if I ask a woman "Why do you feel that way?" I can often obtain a reply that I find coherent, but if I ask the same from a male, all I tend to receive is a series of disgruntled ideas and thoughts, mostly about something actually unrelated to the problem proposed.

>>38760855
Doesn't sound so wild to me. I don't enjoy communicating with people in general so I generally shy away from girls more than guys since I'm not sure what to discuss with them. Feels like the elephant in the room for me.

>>38760838
>That's actually pretty cute.
But not necessarily true for every woman. I can't even think of many women I know of who feel that "puppy-ish" about the man they're married to or whatever.
Some of the women are the bread winners, some work together with their husband, some don't work at all, but in the end, the whole "being shown off at his arm" is something that I assume is a deep USA kinda desire.
There really isn't a sense of worth for most modern women attached to "belonging to a man".

>>38760855
Like what? The only problem my fem friend complained about was her low self esteem and how she couldn't find the right guy and how no one loves her even though I confessed to her that I had been in love with her for 4 years and she said she wanted to keep it platonic.

>>38760913
Not the poster you replied to but I wonder if I will ever find a girl that I'll be able to "click" with, seeing how every girl has the choice of pick when it comes to fancying a guy. I'm losing hope.

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>>38760921
Whether you have loved her for 4 years or not, I assure you that she wasn't aware for all of those 4 years. Sounds to me like you are projecting qualities on here that aren't even true simply because you need to cope with rejection and can't face up to the facts: she sees you as a nice enough friend but you simply don't give her the fuzzy wuzzies my dude.
And that's why it would be great if more guys talked among each other and felt comfortable speaking up about their so called "unpopular opinions" that go against what the "top dog" said is the truth.
If you and your friends shared wisdom you'd all understand women etc.
Also, isn't it obvious that if you can't understand her lack of self-esteem that she wouldn't be feeling connection with you?
Maybe it isn't about how her self-esteem is and maybe it isn't that she doesn't like you, maybe she has another reason for rejecting you... Like being afraid of relationships.

Think about it, it's possible that if she is obsessed with finding the right guy but hasn't found "a right guy" yet, then she likely will never find the right guy. What's worse is that she is driving herself down a road of idiocy in which she expects the right guy to throw himself at her one day but... It won't happen.
See what I mean dude? Like I don't even know your friend but I can draw enough parallels between her and other people in order to establish a hypothesis + follow up with questions in order to confirm it or otherwise. And guys just lack that ability.

>>38759357
it's bad.
draw the mother mary holding up a $3 bill

>>38760990
Not OP either but I can't pick who I like but I'm a lesbian so maybe it's because of that. No one expects me to be a lesbian so I guess I don't put out those kinds of vibes desu.
>feels bad that only one girl has hit on me in my 20 years of life.

>>38760990
Well, my best advice is that you should sort out what it is that you really want and why you feel pressure to find someone who you "click" with.
You can click with someone at any point in time in your lifetime, but ideally, you'd have children in your 20s/early 30s, that tends to be the best time of one's life to breed.
But then when you mash the two thing together... It obviously won't work out because finding someone who truly understands you + wants to start a family with you + etc. etc. is way harder than it looks. In fact, it looks easier for the most part because a lot of women and men tend to fake interest most of their relationships, then they marry and cut it all off. In which they are more instinctive and closer to humans practicing courtship in order to continue their bloodline than to humans falling in love.

>>38761040
I don't know man she was giving me signs. She held my hand when we went to an amusement park, she played with my hair, hugged my arm when we walked down the hallways back in high school together all the time. After I told her and she said no, I said I needed space and the very next day she was doing above related again. She did it up until we graduated and I got a job and kept making up excuses not to visit. Felt like she didn't want a relationship but just wanted to keep me around to boost her self esteem knowing that the right GUY didn't love her but at least someone did. She still spouts the same bs about self esteem to me ever single week over kik and I've just gotten used to telling her that she has to find the root of why she has these self image problems in order to resolve or at least have some sense of closure with them otherwise she'll just have to deal this same cycle forever. Didn't work.
>if she hadn't found the right guy she never will... Expects the right guy to throw himself at her
Never thought about this but I bet you're right.

>>38760349
Dicks are really cute though!! They're so soft and warm and they get hard for you and they're just wonderful creations.

>>38761249
Not that poster but

You might say that but I'm more concerned about someone living me for who I am rather than just my dick, you know.

>>38761271
Sure but the other poster was scared of genitalia and there's nothing scary about them! What's scary is disappointing the person they're attached to.

>>38761309
Oh, right. Gotcha. Nothing wrong with that, dear Anon.

>>38758992
Femanon here
I know you'll be a virgin your whole life....oh wait, everyone knows that

>>38761218
It tends to be the case in "waiting for the right guy" types. Males or females. The right person just never comes and they all mostly end up jaded and having to build a castle of lies to keep themselves going because the right one never does show up. Like, does she ever describe what a "right guy" is like? It sounds like some real deal Disney flick bullshit to me y'know.

>>38761345
Well I sort of have a notion of who I would want to be with for the rest of my life, realistically speaking.

>>38761309
Jesus, you're adorable.

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>>38759051
You're as bad as that simon kid at the start of the new year who posted hubdreds of these shitty oc drawings in an attempt to make a meme but failed miserably. Fuck this is the shit I hate most about 4chan, underaged fags who try and force a meme that is not even fucking good.

>>38759535
Still, women prefer you to fuck them and will be left unsatisfied if you just eat them

>>38761345
She pretty much describes them as being this selfless, emotional person who at the same time treats her like she's precious or some shit. She likes dark haired guys and guys who have longer hair that can be tied up into man buns or something. I have blondeish hair, average height, but I always treated her special and was patient with her. Only this year have I started getting fed up with this run around that's she's been giving me because 1. She wants to keep it platonic and 2. It's the same thing every time. I get that sounds dickish but I've known her for 6 years, loved her for 4, and have remained just a friend for 2. I get tired of her saying no one loves her, no guys are interested, when I was madly in love with her for 4 years. I just get worn down hearing about her guy troubles and how no guy wants to put up with her and how she'll find someone who will make her feel special when I was right there all along, defending her from her abusive drunk of a father and yelling back at her shit head of a brother when he would scream at her. I did everything for her and she comes crying to me about all this. Feelsbadman.

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Men are intimidating in public spaces

>>38758992
water does NOT enter the vagina while swimming/bathing.

>>38763514
Why are they intimidating? They're not yelling at you, striking you, nor glaring at you.

>>38763556
Oh, interesting fact, thank you. How does that work?