>be britbong >talk to stupid American girl on skype >omg

>>38753038
Music and having straight teeth.

>>38753038
To be honest, thats true.
You cant be a true robot if you are a britbong, since you have a voice and accent that can make any girl wet her undies.

>>38753038
Post your voice britfag. I want to hear this amazing accent you speak of.

>>38753060
Nice try, Stacy.

Only pure fembots are allowed to hear my superb voice.

>>38753084
But britbongs are my favorite, OP. I crave your Chad tier voice.

>>38753038
>talk in a posh accent on discord all the time
>i'm mexican

>>38753100
Prove your worth, Stacy

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Who else /Geordie/ here? Southerners and all non geordie women are cuckold for us. I'm australia the qts would come and talk to me because they loved my accent

>>38753113
I had dubs, dude. I've already proven my worth.

>>38753121
Get quads and I'll talk to you

>>38753124
Another encounter destroyed by the roll of the numbers.

>>38753120
Geordies are roughly equivalent to Liverpuddlians one the accent pleasantness scale, though you sound as though you have a brain injury rather than speaking through a mouthtul of pigeon sick.

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>>38753038
Iktf

>Be Irish
>talk to any non-Irish girl on cam
>omg I love your voice just keep talking about anything *bites lip* I love Irish guys

>>38753120

I'm /southwest/.
Tfw boring posh voice

>>38753131
Heh, too bad Stacy

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>>38753038
>be black american
>have flawless Thoughty2 british accent I've been practicing since childhood
>go on omegle
>Chat up stupid white girls with accent
> "Omg I need your snapchat :weary:
>get ez noods

wow it works. How can voicefags ever compete.

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>tfw sheffield accent

>>38753038
>*Heavy Russian accent*
>Hey, are you russian!?!!?!
>Lmao, I luv ur voice
How can (you) compete?

>>38753313
By not being a slav lol

>>38753313
Russian accents are better than British ones. Sorry OP.

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>>38753313
>Tfw Welsh Accent

I've given stupid American girls the red dragon and it's all thanks to the music that radiates from my throat.

>>38753318
Het! that's butthurt

>>38753326
Master race desu.

>>38753147
>Liverpuddlians
Scousers. Southern twatfactory.

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>>38753326
>tfw also welsh

life is good, lad

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>>38753345
Comfiest place to live in the UK desu. I moved back here after working in Manchester for 3 years and I didn't realize how much I missed home.

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>>38753366
sure is great

>>38753385
Alpha wales move desu senpai

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>>38753409
how can the english even compete?

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>tfw French accent

I don't understand why so many foreign girls are getting wet when they hear us, our accent is incredibly ugly

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>>38753419
They don't, they don't.

>tfw swedish accent
>tfw have the worst accent that everybody hates

>>38753493
Don't worry, an Arabic accent really isn't that bad.

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>>38753038
who here northern brit? Tbqh we have the best accents in the country.

>>38753038
>ITT everyone brags about their accent
>no one posts their voice
I'm disappointed.

>>38753687
These are generic accents mate. Nothing special to post.

>tfw you can do Perfect Cells voice
>tfw it works on roasties

just lol

>>38753687
Anglo-Saxons usually have pretty uninteresting accents.

>>38753702
>tfw American and all the accents listed are by default exotic

>>38753687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiJnLKDTic

>>38753419
That's the best picture I've seen all week. Top kek.

>>38753493
Not true Gustav
>tfw Finnish

>>38753759
Thank you brave anon. Your voice is pretty much perfect imo.

>>38753759
20% indian accent 80% white american

>>38753789
haha Southern Irish actually. For some reason I put a weird American inflection on a couple of words there, I don't usually do that and I don't know why I did.

>>38753782
Thank you kind anon

originalololo

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>>38753038
>be britbong
>have scouse accent

>>38753759
Irish as fuck.

>>38754054
L20 ere lad it could always be worse, just don't sound like a fucking mong

>>38754054
>>38754092
Your whole part of the country needs to be glassed.

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>>38753759
burger larping as irish

>>38753038
I despise people who love the sound of their own voice, so narcissistic, the one trait I despise the most. Also

>Be Britbong
>American mother
>Voice is a mash between American and British accents
>Hey at least it's unique
>Yanks always go "Oh my gaawwwd are you British?"
>Brits always go "Ah yes I thought there was a twang to your voice."
I dunno if this feelsgood or not.

>>38754142
>Yanks always go "Oh my gaawwwd are you British?"
That feel when travelling to the US and made an american qt hyperventilate and shy away when she realised you were british. Too bad I was about to catch a coach and couldn't give her the duck

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>>38754054
Haha thinks that's bad
>From Wolverhampton and black country area
>literally sound like a cretin

>all these people thinking they have good accents
>none of them are Australian

Literally the GOAT accent, foreign birds froth over it

Too bad i live in Australia and it has no benefit to me

>>38754054
women in other parts of the country love our accent lad and thats all that matters

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>>38753038
>How can voicelets compete?
By having an AUSTRALIAN accent

>>38754300

nobody cares about aussies kys

>>38754397
>being this jealous

Fuck off burger

>>38754096
I've never even been to America m8

>>38753324
Only works if you are masculine.

>>38754420

go fuck a kangaroo fucking wannabe brits

>>38753759
>>38753345
>>38753326

The Irish and Welsh accents are poncy sing song accents

>>38754490
honestly the worst insults, just accept that we are the accent master race mate, no need to be upset

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>>38754501

>just accept that we are the accent master race mate, no need to be upset

go back to the british jails where you came from, fucking ausfailian

>>38754571
Jesus cunt that was generations ago, you complain about niggers still winging about Muh Slavery, yet still think Aus is a jail colony.

Who cares what our background is, your little american sluts still fuck us over you fat cunts

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>>38754593

>your little american sluts still fuck us over you fat cunts

you are the equivalent to sub human eastern europeans. no girl wants to fuck someone from a minor nation that no one gives a fuck about. keep coping, m8

>>38754684
>keep coping

Your the one thats getting violently butt hurt because you have one of the objectively worst accents

>>38753687
>>no one posts their voice
OK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxzsoZCHRC

>tfw grew uo in California
>skyping British girl
>"omg anon I like your accent"

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>>38754696

>Your the one thats getting violently butt hurt
>butt hurt

thats ironic considering the fact you are the spawn of convict butt rape kek

>>38754770
>spawn of butt rape

Cant get pregnant in your ass dummy

>>38754571
>>38754684
>>38754770
Americuck btfo

>>38753218
Yuuuuuuuurkshire

>>38753687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q3FTZGXOsq