That kid who gets haircuts from his mother because he is so antisocial

I usually go to a turkish barber shop. They're cheap, good at their job (15-30 years of experience compared to local roastie barbers who have done it for five years tops) and don't make pointless small-talk

I just don't cut it at all, it's been like 8 years since the last one.

>>38753030
>the barber tries to make conversation
How do I politely tell them that I'd rather not talk to them and that I'm content to just stare directly ahead?

>>38753030
My sister cuts my hair because she can and she doesn't charge me money.

>>38753030
I cut my own hair for this reason.
I have gotten hair cuts from my mom in the past, but I live with roommates now.

My mother cut my hair until I was 19. She picked me up, drove me to her house and cut it. I just shave it bald now so I don't have to go to her house either.

>The year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>Not cutting your own hair to avoid all contact with strangers

>went to the expensive barber yesterday
>she fucked my hair up
Back to mummy I guess.