/britfeel/

>>38751843
I want to do something really nice because when my 'friends' ditched me on my birthday she took me out with her mates and I had a really good time.

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>>38751873
>it's already the last day of July
Where did the time go lads?

>>38751923
Are you ready for COMEBACK AUGUST?!

My hair is a total disaster again after a week of being alright after getting a cut. I should just go get a neat short cut maybe. I kind of liked it long but it was on and off regarding quality and requires too much maintenance. My hair is too thick and go's curly/upwards

>>38751832

Learn 30 more words of Chinese. Will post proof from memrise if I can

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>>38751935
n-not r-really haha

I have fleeting motivation but i'm too scared to act on it

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>>38751923
>Keeping up with dates
That's how the depression starts.

going to see my occupational therapist tomorrow lads
gonna tell her that my paranoia and delusions are getting worse and now I am pretty sure I am in an alternate reality
I know my awareness of this is paradoxical but there is too much shit that is out of place

>>38751832
get sleeping pills from the deep internetz.

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>>38751935
We should all participate in this as a thread desu

>>38751966
You can do it bud, you know what you have to do and now you just have to act on it.
September Ebin is going to be totally different to July Ebin.

Might shave my legs and post before/after pictures

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>tfw hungry but I don't want to eat yet

Why does this happen every morning

>>38751971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhLXPg4HINY

>>38751983
I think I'll stick to being miserable and wanting to die desu

>>38751983
we will, hopefully without you

>>38751983

I try so hard to avoid getting dragged into this, but you have sucessfully baited me.

Why don't you you continue to post, just without your trip, for the good of britfeel?

>>38751986
ill report you lad, thats against the rules desu

>>38751971
But we are best timeline.

>>38751986
did it once.
it's nice to have an excuse not to meet girls, because you vandalized your own body.

very surprised by my butt btw, troubling.

Being a bit rude in the last thread there Saku, hasn't your "bf" told you to back down yet?

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rice crispies

>>38751983
Well, you sure have a long way to comeback from

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>>38751984
thanks, I hope so. It will have been one year after I stopped being a shut-in who didn't care around autumn

>>38751999
I don't think this will subside no matter how much I work, but even a small deluded moment of happiness will be an improvement on my life

>>38752011
I don't think i'd be in contact with girls anyway tbf haha. I kind of want to wear shorts but i'm insecure about hairy legs and think shaven would look better.

>>38752016
For me, its honey nut shredded wheat

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>>38752008
because then he can't be identified and be an attention whore of course

he'll only post without his trip when he wants to start drama

>>38752008
>Doesn't mention drama
>'Oh god you've pulled me in with your bullshit lad, I'm a good boy who dindu nuffin'
>'Dramadramadrama'
Hmmm

>>38751950

I'm also going to go down to the bank today to order a chequebook. The place that does the HSK exam (chinese) requires cheques for payment

>>38752042
Everybody note the complete lack of tildes usual politeness or effort when he thinks he can't be identified
It's all fake

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How about that len and saku lads? fucking cunts bulling tilde

>>38752011
What's wrong with your butt?

>>38752053
ebin, feel free to shitpost but you said you wouldnt do this kind of thing anymore
cant you go one fucking hour without trying to start drama?

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body dysmorphia feels, anyone?

>>38752053
>said he wouldn't comment on this any further
>does the next thread

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Any wagies here want to suck my big NEET cock?

>>38752064
>>38752068
It was clearly meant as a joke lads, I'm sure len and co see the funny ironic humour in my post

>>38752068
>>38752064

It's probably len, a few threads ago len said he had changed his filenames to ones that resemble ebin posts

Stop posting anime pics. This is not a anime thread nor is it an anime board.

There are other boards for this. Please don't make me smack your bottom

>>38752042
There he is. There he goes again. Look, lads! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

>>38752077
it doesnt matter lad, you promised, then broke it after one thread
please stop it

>>38752079
I suppose you'll have some proof of this mate

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>>38752081
I'm usually too lazy to attach a picture/gif/webm but you've convinced me to do so for the whole thread. Time to make a change.

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>another on the way to ruin


>>38752088
It was a joke lad haha, people had already brought it up

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>>38752070
yes please master. If you spare me some shekeles

>>38752077
>I'm sure the autists seething can joke about this
have you seen how much anger was in the last thread

Fuck lads all I did when I was a teenager was listen to music and sulk, I'm not ready to be an adult tbqh

>>38752110
All I do as an adult is shitpost on 4chan

I found a video of saku and len

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hfZqbZtT6E

saku is the main character, just wait for 1:48

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Who here on the toilet at work shit posting

Fuck Mondays amrotie

>>38752115
I've actually linked that to len before a few months ago

Whos Len what is it

>>38752121
Currently just shitposting at my desk but might pivot to the toilet later.

>>38752127
just another tilde
>Hey guys how's it hanging!? Here's my nice spiel, insert a generic question to everyone to ensure I get atleast a few yous!

>go away for a weekend
>shit has hit the fan with tilde

What the fuck happened lads?

>>38752142
it turned out tilde was the one ruining these threads by posting shit about other posters with his trip off
now everyone knows tilde is fake but he still has a group of 2 or 3 dedicated shitposting orbiters

>>38752142
Shit talked len, waifuposters were called in over discord. A never ending battle between them and ebin.

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Cheeky little wank edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>38752169
So ebin and tilde shitting things up together, just the norm.

>>38751989
makes no sense.
being thirsty means you want to drink, by definition.

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You can't reduce the number of shitposts, but you can increase the number of quality posts, shift the bad/good ratio

Xi won't like this captcha

>>38752192

It means he is feeling hungry, but he doesn't want to disrupt his planned schedule for eating

>>38752174
>waifuposters were called in over discord.
Literally not true

>>38752127
Long term lurker but decided to avatarfag every thread after new year, added every single lad from these threads to give them "advice". Turns out he was just shopping for a bf, dropped everyone else and went offline when he got what he wanted.

Ebin called him out and they've been seething with anger ever since.

>>38752212
How would you know?
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>>38752060
nothing, on the contrary, found it hot without hair

>>38752216

and shopping for a gf wouldn't be fine?

Any lads here just left sixth form? Wanna share some feels about upcoming result/uni?

>>38752065
The less you act in your life, the more you worry about how you look.
I know it's easy wisdom, but I read it and remembered it.

>>38752238
>Implying there are women here outside of pigeon molester
Beggers can't be picky, need to take lads.

>>38752254

But if Len wants a boyfriend, (who ended up being saku from what I can tell) whats wrong with that?

>>38752219
The fact that any time people have mentioned whos in a waifuposter discord Len doesn't come up is a good indicator

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Benis! Mighty benis!
Thrusting, powerful, black, throbbing tool!
Seek out your true home in old man's anus!

>>38752121
that's what i'm doing now. back to it for a bit. been here 30 min.

>>38752261
It's not, it's literallly just tilde and ebin being jealous babies
Notice how they both wanted what len got so they started flirting in every thread for the attention?

>>38752209
That's pretty fucked up. (oirganest)

I've been in the waifuposter discord for a while, I can send the link out if anyone wants it later tonight

>>38752281

>Not just moving on

Jesus christ

>>38752262
is there any proof of this discord, or waifuposters colluding to shitpost? especially now with the reveal of tilde being behind shitposts related to this

>>38752262
So you don't know. Talking bollocks. Right.

how's the weather in London ?

>>38752291
Please lad. Really need saku and nympth blogging about their boring day in my life.

Pissed all down my leg at a party that I went to over the weekend. Hid it by going outside into the dark, spilling beer on it a bit to cover the smell then waiting until it dried out a bit. Then when I went back inside sat in a way to cover it. No one pointed it out at least.

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Lads, whats your bennies adviser like? Mine is always late and talks to me like I'm a child.

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I made a really cool meme I hope you like it

Found it pretty funny that tilde tries to get (You) by saying he's still dating ebin online but then ebin shut him down lmao

Mondays are so grim, it's like, what is there even to do? I've honestly run out of stuff to do, maybe time to an hero

>take a sneaky pic of the office girls ass which won't quit
>Get caught
>Reported to hr
>get sorry look form the hot HR girl
>get fired for being a perv
>gf leaves
>can't get a job becasue it's known j perv in young office temps and picture Thier ass
>end up homeless and suxking dick to find crack habit
>don't even shit post anymore as it reminds me of what started it all

Fuck off anime fag in the last thread asking for pics. The above green text is EXACTLY how it would plan out.

If I managed to sneak a pic. She might find out anyway and you the above would happen anyway

>>38751861

Heading into town now lads, I'll report back at about 4pm.

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>britnormie absent from thread for a while
>there is a lack of memes and other stories

ah yes.

please come back with some new characters.

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Literal furries on ITV's This Morning, lads.

>>38752323
>gf
Think you ought to leave, lad

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I wearing a black shirt at work and some old bloke just came upto me and said it reminds him of Mosley and did a Hitler salute. Probably the only thing to ever make me laugh in this shithole.

>>38752359
Only gays with avatars allowed am I right?

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>>38752352
What's wrong with that?

original comment is original

>>38752350

BritNormie is still here, he's just been posting without his trip

>>38752389
Hes posting under the personality of Ebin

>>38752395
Nah, Ebin is real

Imagine foaming at the mouth trying to defend Len while he gets his arse filled with his "bfs" semen. He doesn't care about you retard orbiters defending him.

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What state will Ebin's life be in, on August 31st at the end of comeback August

>>38752389
Bet he wish he bought the rights to Len when his stock dropped during Tilde's hate campaign.

>>38752335
shut up, Tilde

>>38750653
Martini at breakfast.
Cheers!

>>38752411
>comeback August
What is this meme

>>38752376
cool.

oirganest

>>38752395
Nah Britnormie is unironically behind the 'Tilde' character. Just look at his blog
>Wait took about an hour. Quite a few eastern Europeans and older people there. One young couple too. Sat on my own and just held my head.
Practically a copy of a Poleaboo (his other character) entry in his blogs, noting the race and telling people like they're dying to know.

>>38752403
Imagine trying to defend any namefag especially after one was proven to be disingenuous and manipulative

>>38752413
which order would you have liked me to put the names in?

just carved 'ebin' into my wall lads with a rusty knife haha.

Off to bridlington now.

>>38752422

Ebin is planning to turn his life around in august

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com

Hold the presses, on page 60 of My Twisted World, Elliot Rodger also makes the decision to turn his life around during July

Would you guys be happy with sweets for your birthday? So far I got
Vimto fizzle pencils
Maoam gumballs
flavoured mentos
gobstoppers
rainbow nerds
choco bons
fizzy haribo

>>38752489
Are you 6? Fucking hell man who gets sweets on their birthday?

>>38752506
It was from a sibling, not a parent or something.

Can't wait for Ebin's next blogpost

>>38752435
I am unfortunately a real person haha. I spent a lot of time reading poleaboos blog and he was a big influence in my decision to create one which is reflected in the similar structure and writing style

>>38752489
>vimto fizzle pencils

I would be super happy with that desu. Fizzy sweets are great

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Benis! Mighty benis!
Ebony, veined, lusty, swollen tool!
Seek thy destiny of the ENGORGED MEMBER!
Solace awaits in the old man's anus!

>>38752506
normie detected, who doesn't like rainbow nerds

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Hey shipanon if you're here I have a question for you. Sometimes when I'm solving the first 1 layers I get a situation like this where the edge piece is in the right place but flipped the wrong way. Is there an easy algorithm to fix it? I've been trying to work it out myself but I'm too much of a brainlet. I've just been going U R U' R' R' F' U F to get it out then do it again the right way round but that's kinda slow and also mucks up one other edge piece

Thanks xox

>>38752489
Goodbye anons teeth, good luck sucking penis for dental work

>>38752573
*first 2 layers

>>38752573

Yeah it's a normal beginner thing to just take it out and put it in, but there is a single algorithm for it

Position the cube with the red centre front, and flipped edge on the left

L' U L U' F U2 F' U2 F U' F'

Took me a moment to work it out because I only know it from muscle memory.

Also, I'm very unusual in that I do cross on left, so I'd do it with red centre as front, and black face as top, then do

U' R U' F R2 F' R' F R2 F'

Hope you get a sub-60 solve soon anon

>>38752450
I think I could drive to bridlington, but the shop I'm planning to visit later is the other direction. Not during the daytime though, too much traffic

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>>38752457
He wrote that he had been prescribed risperidone but refused to take it, stating, "After researching this medication, I found that it was the absolute wrong thing for me to take."

Elliot rodger declined medication and help too just like me. You've started to worry me

odds i swallow copious amounts of painkillers and sleeping tablets, then wash it down with vodka
evens i roll again tomorrow

>>38752656
anon lives another day.

>>38752620
Thanks shippy, you da best

>Hope you get a sub-60 solve soon anon
Haha that'd be something, right now I'm trying to break sub-3 minutes lol

>>38752656
Unlucky lad. Maybe next time.

Holy shit. Ordered a mcdonalds delivery. They had the food ready in about 3 minutes. And then this really qt Polish uber driver drove it to my house in like 5 minutes flat.

This is the future lads.

>>38752654
I don't really blame him, it's known for massive weight gain

>>38752701
>mcdonalds delivery

nani?

>>38752701
Got maccies delivered once, took about 45 minutes and the food was cold when it arrived. Wasn't best pleased, won't be doing that again.

>>38752691

Is your cube a good one? When I got a new cube I went from 8 minutes to 3.5 minutes instantly, although this was years ago when cubes were terrible, even bad cubes are ok-ish now

>>38752835
Yep it's a zhanchi and it turns really nicely, so much better than the regular rubik's. I haven't lubed it or anything but it's still just as good as when it came out of the box 2 or so years ago

>>38752866

I made a vid of the edge flip for if its easier to watch, than do it from an algorithm. Let me know if you have any more cases you'd like me to show

https://youtu.be/uL0rXo3HkOY

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why won't the ass quit

>>38752929
ass>tits

indisputable fact

Lad who shaved his arse take a cheeky(haha) pic

>>38752620
This is why I'll never get into speed cubing

>>38752325
fuck knows i'm about 200 miles north of it. sunny up here though

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>>38752654

Elliot talks about installing WoW again on his 19th birthday

>>38752987

The algorithms look very hard, but it's the only way of noting them down on paper. It's much easier to watch a person do each algorithm then copy it yourself.

When I'm solving I never think of L U2 F' etc, and it took me a little while to work out what the algorithm was because I only know them all from muscle memory

>>38752999
>Guild buddies actually remember you and treat you well
>'Fucking hell I wish I had a girlfriend or real friends!'
Elliott is a wank desu

>>38753020
Online friends are not at all the same as real life friends. He does sound a bit ungrateful but I sort of get where he was coming from

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>>38752999

This is another ebin-esque one.

lads will i look like an alky if i buy beer at this time on a monday?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/30/world/asia/china-military-parade-xi-jinping.html?mcubz=2

Xi, what are you doing lad...

Any friendos up for drinkypoos tonight?

>>38752999
I played WoW at 19 and had a WoW friend called James

>>38753050
Jesus christ, this is like something I would write. I will adress what I believe the differences are between me and elliot in my next blog

>>38753039
It's the fact he give that amazing response from them only one sentence before going back to his paragraphs of self pity.

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>>38753050

Here, Elliot talks about how playing WoW endlessly is a waste of time, and he should be more productive

Furries on This morning lads

>>38753050
He is right though. Night drives are comfy. Was the best thing about having a car when I had one.

>>38753077
I wonder what class he played. I'd guess he was a bit of a Hunter.

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>>38753077
>angrily had arguments with random people online who I saw bragging about their girlfriends
>remember all those times I sperged out about len and waifuposters having boyfriends

st-stop

why do I really fancy lorde?
https://twitter.com/lorde

>>38753055
i used to buy it at 6 on a monday morning after doing weekend night shifts.
>>38753069
yes. i'll be at home drinking by myself though

>>38752917
Thanks that helps me to understand, mentally transferring the algorithms to finger movements is a bit disorienting

>>38753098

One more, but brace yourself for this one

>>38752917
Holy fuck look how big shipanon/doxanon's hands are

FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT

>>38753081
First 10 seconds

>"It's not a fetish"

If you have to keep repeating something, then it's not true

My best mates are furries, and it's legit the most degenerate fucking thing on the planet. The things they and others get up to at conventions... I'm surprised AIDS is not more prevalent. It's also loaded with prison gays.

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>>38753098
>>38753148

Elliot and his maths class

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>>38753104
She reminds you of this beautiful man

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Just wanked to vanilla porn for the first time in years.

Seeya losers, I'm off to Normiedom .

>>38753098
>I concluded that I had to put more effort into making better use of my time
How are you going to do this Ebin? You can see that britfeel is on your side, we really want to see you make a change this month.

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I'm going to go for a walk and then meet with suicide watch. Going to wear all women's clothes outside for the first time too

What are you boys getting up to this afternoon?

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>>38753155

I don't think they are that big, I'm about 14 stone 6lb though

>>38753155
Don't be mean to the best poster on britfeel

>>38753177
have you seen reviewbrah put through through the faceapp gril filter? (s)he is even prettier.
Witchfu is still top 5 waifus though.
>>38753198
>Going to wear all women's clothes outside for the first time too
brave, you've done really well these last two days tilde. I'm proud.

>>38753197
I don't know, walking, driving, watching something? I might try play something slow going while listening to some audiobooks?

>>38753198
Good luck tilde

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>>38753159
T-this is getting scary please stop

>>38753157
There are definitely some that make it a sex thing. But i've heard about furry conventions and how gross things get. Maybe its the relative anonymity. Masquerade parties like.

>>38753198
Jeans is cheating tilde

>>38752092
Don't ever reply to me again you sniveling little cockroach

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>>38753203
>>38753155
I love it when cadbury release a new line, do't you lads?

>>38753235
Furry conventions are not that anonymous for most people. These suits are expensive and the vast majority don't even dress up. They'll wear a tail, or a collar or something.

The grossest things are the "babyfur" parties, where people sit around shitting and pissing in nappies and changing each other

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>>38753247
>banana
very much originally

>>38753247
Do NOT bully my britfeel-fu

Why the fuck does it take my router so long to get internet access back after a reboot?

Had a power cut 10 min ago and still no internet

cheese and onion pasties arent like they used to be lads

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>>38753255
I regret knowing that this exists

>>38753268
cheese and onion was always pleb lad. Steak bakes are the true patricians pastie

>>38753265
I must admit I just chose the first one I clicked on google images, after reading your post I gagged a bit too
>>38753266
we all bully here, I've get almost as much as tilde and ebin this last month

>>38753255
I don't mind it if it's in private. Poo in someone's mouth if you want to. But if they are at cons and hotels doing it, that's crossing a line.

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>>38753231
This wasn't ebin, it was an impersonator

new blogpost up, I think its a bit shit though and I'll do another one later if I go out and drive

>>38753301
>Poo in someone's mouth if you want to
Absolutely immoral.jpg

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>>38752620
Yeeee just solved it in 2 mins 41 seconds. I had to use your algorithm too

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>>38753321
Here's that image lad

Wooooowwwwwww

I didn't do nothing! I hit the button! This is bugged, maaan

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>>38753247
>try me frozen
Why would anyone do that?

>>38753350
Alright, Fred. Keep it for the podcast

>>38753355
you could try stick it up your bum I suppose. you could proabably skip the cleanup too, what with the colour and all. it would be a bit like a sepositry bananna flavoured air freshner that you can fap with. also tilde stop reading spoilers, they're mean

>run network diagnostics
>Says can't connect to internet cause "telephone line 1 disabled"

What that mean? Internet has been down since a power cut but power is back now

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>>38753381
H-how did you know lad?

>>38753426
because we've watched you stick frozen cadbury mini rolls up your bum

>want to make a video tutorial of a gamemode that desperately needs new players
>hearing my voice back triggers me

Ree

>>38753332
1m 56, newbie gains are fun

>>38753440
I didn't mean to trip this post haha, rookie mistake

>>38753426
140 IQ family
>>38753440
>comparisons being made about how ebin is like elliot
>makes a post about as rapey as poley

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>>38753319
>he was blinded by relationships and females and i'm too aware of how those work to get too obsessed with it

Only half an hour Ebin posted this:
>angrily had arguments with random people online who I saw bragging about their girlfriends
>remember all those times I sperged out about len and waifuposters having boyfriends
>Last blog post wrote about how he stalked someone he knew from school to find out if the girl he was walking with was his gf

Lad...

>>38753198
going to try get my emulator working. tried yesterday but my stupidity got in the way. had to stop before i did something stupid
hope your suicide meeting goes ok
is it wrong the term suicide watch makes me think
>today on suicide watch michaela spends the day the day with a lad who is having a hard time
cuts to cheery smiley michaela annoying the shit out of tilde

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>>38753463
I don't base my entire world view on females and relationships though, I said theres probably underlying desire there but i'm not totally blinded by it like elliot

at least I think so

>>38753477
The fact you've made a point about sperging out about them must mean they're of at least some importance to you.

>>38753481
I don't think its the relationship in particular, I get just as angry over them playing games and doing other fun stuff. Its more like feel excluded from everything and envious over happiness more than anything. How they act superior and smug because they're in a relationship is just a normie trait I cannot get over, like the people on facebook

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>>38753426
tilde what do you think this wojak i did of you desu

>ywn have an autistic smelly shutin neet bf with very few life prospects
>ywn have a narcissistic tranny bulimic gf (bf) with suicidal tendencies

Why live?

>>38753481
I think I am obsessed with people being in relationships too though, its just not the only thing. I think elliot was more of a failed normie than me and put too much importance on roasties

>>38753496
Kek, pretty spot on lad

>tfw the first thing you read today was Tilde's comment about putting on some heels and stamping on somone and now you've had a boner for the last hour
l-lewd

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>>38753528
>she'd have traveled to my town and actually done this to me but I'm too autistic to have close relationships

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Seems like the shitposters are out in force today. We have the bog-standard namefag forced drama, the return of "quintessential british tv", and general shitpostery.

Ah well. I'm going to finish me mug of tea and pass out. Maybe when I wake up tomorrow, I'll hate myself less. Probably not though.

Post waifus.

Lads, how strict are estate agents if I just refuse to pay my rent until they find someone to replace me on the housing contract? I've never even set foot in the fucking house and I refuse to pay for that.

>>38753512
I feel like people romanticizing that degeneracy would actually be miserable in that kind of relationship. Those things are not as 'cute' as you think

>>38753542
REEEEEEEEE why don't I get a qt trap femdom gf.
brb going to fap to this

>>38753512
You can have me laddy. I'm just plain old Danny

>tfw 30 minutes of lunch left before mr shekelberg puts me to work helping him to get his new boat

>>38753491
You're jealous lad. You say you don't want a relationship but deep down you do want one. If you truly did not want one you would feel no contempt at all towards people.

>>38753543
fuck off waifuposter, i know what you and your kind have been doing bullying ebin and tilde and destroying this thread, we know about your discord

>>38753542
Tilde is fucking wasted on (You)

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>Accidently pick online mode
>Fortified castle gets switched with this autism

>>38753537
This desu. Might be one of the dumbest things I've read

>>38753537
Lol this post just screams ignorance. Everything about it is so misinformed.

>>38753574
What is this lad? Weeb minecraft?

>>38753543
I actually like the goodfellas meme, gives me nostalgia

>>38753560
I do want one, I just don't want to fake myself or be in a deluded relationship like it requires, its very much a problem.

I might have not made it so clear, I was comparing myself to ELLIOT RODGER who was mentally ill and had his vision fully clouded by it, of course I desire a relationship I just cannot see how I can get one that would work for me. I believe I posted that in my blog yesterday

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>>38753496
Wew, that's actually funny.

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>>38752102
keep paying your taxes wage boi I need more money for video games

>the TIDF is in full force today

>>38753579
It is definitely the dumbest thing i have read this year. I have read very retarded shit on 4chan but this takes the cake because he believes it enough to put it on his blog.

>>38753582
Pretty much senpai, called Dragon Quest Builders. Has a lot of questing and is centred around building towns. I haven't actually played minecraft much but I assume it's stolen most of the stuff from it.

>>38753565
>discord

I briefly considered writing out a well though out response. Instead, I'll just say: I'm not in the fabled discord, and that the fact that you blame the "bullying" of two of the most incendiary posters in this supposedly anonymous thread on a secret discord cabal leads me to believe you are, infact, a paranoid maniac.

And then I'll laugh at you.

>>38753586
It's probably the least invasive meme to come out of britfeel these past few months. Xi-posting is one that kind of ruffles my feathers, but I can't say it annoys me too much. It's more the forced aspect of it that annoys me.

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>>38753607
Because the normie anti-tilde brigade are all working their mindless office jobs. They will be back at about 4-6pm

>>38753617
>when you call out one of the waifuposters are they get so triggered they attack you without addressing the fact of the matter being their own little personal hate discord which has them organising attacks in this thread

>>38753617
>supposedly anonymous thread
>posts with an avatar
Still, waifufags are not as bad as Tilde and Ebin and you're friendly enough so I'll let you off

>>38753617
>It's probably the least invasive meme to come out of britfeel
nothing is worse than cilla posting

>>38753628
did you forget tilde also has a job, ebin?

>>38753628
Do you expect people not to be mad about a person that we know has been shitting up this thread?

>been a neet for so long that i'm jealous of other neets

Any of you lads watches Ozark?

It's good I think. However there is some classic roastie behaviour

>Mum cheats and fucks another man
>claims muh lack of attention

>daughter fucks Chad
>has interest from more beta but smarter guy
>gets mad when rich Chad leaves after banging her

Top kek

who the fuck is tilde

>>38753628
It's a fucking nightmare when they're off for the weekend and stay up late.

>>38753661
I'm not against working, I want a job. Its just those normies are overly proud over their mundane jobs and have humble bragged over it before

>>38753662
everyone shits up the thread

>>38753676
this

>>38753662
He's not taking you for drinkypoos lad, give it up

>>38753646
I try to make sure it doesn't bleed into avatarfaggotry. My rule is to not post waifu more than once, or have any other identifying information from post to post other than that. I try to hold by it as much as I can.

>you're friendly enough so I'll let you off

TY lad.

>>38753649
>cilla posting

Honestly barely even noticed it. I've basically got forced-meme blindness at this point.

>>38753682
I quite like you saberposter, your not apart of the group in question as far as i know

>>38753691
>group in question
has there ever been any proof of said group?

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>tfw /britfeel/ is STILL shit

>>38753691
>your not apart of the group in question
Nope, nor do I have any desire to be. I use this thread to vent and waifu post. Occasionally talk shit.

I'm cool with that remaining as is. No desire to join any discord nor elevate my position beyond that. /tg/ mostly falls prey to my rampant ego, so britfeel escapes unscathed.

>sitting around at work with fuck all to do
It's like 2008 all over again.

>>38753682
Yea I do the same but posting waifus still causes more harm than good, it just leads to a bunch of arguing. I've decided to drop it for a while

>>38753711
Take your fat hobbit and post elsewhere.

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What did she mean by this?
>>38753691
Same, he seems cool.

>>38753711
I can't tell what kay's expression is. Is she extremely happy or extremely annoyed?

>>38753704
tilde said he was a member of one before being excluded

Its pretty obvious by now though

>>38753721
Honestly, I consider that lot to just not be my problem. If people want to start shit, that's their prerogative.

I like waifu posting, clearly other people enjoy it to some extent. Don't see why people who want to pick fights should stop that little tradition.

>>38753732
not sure I'll take the word of a guy proven to bullshit and stir up shit in threads tbqh, also how is it obvious, people shit on tilde and ebin because they are the biggest pair of people who shit up these threads, ebin much less so now he started the blog, whenever people do shit on them they just get accused of being this shadowy group of waifufags which has always sounded like bull to me

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>Wagies go to work for minimum wage
>Work an 8 hour shift, with half hour unpaid break
>Days pay of 56.25
>I go into bookies with 5.60
>Win up to 70.40, cashout at 65.00
>59.40 profit

>tfw you make more in the bookies in 15 minutes than wagies make in a day

>>38753721
Good lad.
ocnn

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>>38753749
this was the group tilde was talking about

>>38753767
Are you Chinese mate?

I think bookies are quite comfy. Sometime about them

If you faggots are still causing drama when I'm back from my swim I'm going to do somehting VERY mean and unprecedented. It will change this general for the worst but it's what you will deserve.

>>38753768
I don't want to sound like I'm patting myself on the back but I really wish more people would drop the egos and stop avatarfagging for the sake of the thread

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>>38753767
but you can't replicate that every single day and make a living... wagecucks are able to make money off gambling too y'kniw

>>38753774
That image is why waifufags disgust me desu, nothing to do with this avatar civilwar.

>>38753781

No, but I know what you mean, casino clientele tends to be 75% Chinese, bookies less so.

Bookies are really comfy, people say they are dingy but I don't think they really are.

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>>38753784
good luck, I've got several nuclear bombs I could drop on this general any second I wanted to divert all discussion

>>38753910
and Sakulad was still here in the shadows adding everyone possible till he finally got a boyfriend now he just secretly posts when people criticize this disgusting behavior

>>38753916
>I've got several nuclear bombs I could drop on this general any second I wanted to divert all discussion

Picture of IDS with a timestamp by any chance?

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>>38753932
Oh you've mentioned this before, you should post it lad.

I mean I could just post a picture of myself or info on other posters

>>38753937

It just jogged my memory when someone said "I've got nuclear bombs that could divert all discussion"

I have full dox on a lot of posters including BritNormie, Tilde and Ebin.

Waiting for the right time to post.

>>38753946
go on lad, post mine (ebin)

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>Britfeel anons are working against each other
>We will never work together to rig the entire ITV roulette board

>>38753946

Just for the record, this post wasn't me (doxxanon).

>>38753954
dont think many of us are willing to part with the tenner or whatever it would take lad
id be up for it though. I call wojak

>>38753953
Actually yours is the only one I'm not 100% sure about, but I'm 95% sure.

Do you know anyone in Filey who is very similar to you? Same age, same lifestyle etc?

>>38754000
I don't really know anyone, vaguely know old school peers who may or may not still live here from facebook stalking but i've interacted with nobody outside my close family for 8 years

>>38754014
Yeah I figured that might be the case. Need to wait and see if you slip up and post another few details before I can be 100% sure it's you.

>>38753962
Thank goodness I was getting scared again

>t. piss-stained white duvet

>>38754031
Just post it lad, what do you have to lose

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Quick, i need 3 (you)'s RIGHT NOW!

But whatever you do, do NOT give my a 4th (you).

>>38754039
here you go lad, a fresh you

>>38754038
I won't post the full dox but I will say this

Ebin, does the phrase "ham and eggo" mean anything to you?

>>38754039
you will have to take my (you) from my cold dead hands

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>>38754051
>ham and eggo

what did he mean by this

I enjoyed your latest blogpost. I assume you were referring to the possible job agency when you said you were going to talk to your mum about plans.

I really think it might be a good time to talk to her about offering her money to get a decorator/plasterer in, although you obviously know her better than us, and how futile that endeavour might be. Having said that I think you will have to accept to get to the stage of a respectable room, you're going to have to suffer and argument or two first. I hope the drive to morrisons goes well

>>38754051
HOLY SHIT

Ham and eggo? Ham and eggo?! I need to get out of this thread fast

>>38754058
You know exactly what I mean. It was your nickname at school. Or, to be more accurate, the taunt that people bullied you with.

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>>38754051
>ham and eggo

wtf is this thread

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>ham and eggo
s-stop it you're making me nervous

>>38754066
I was a bit embarrassed over this blogpost, I don't think I should talk about stuff over my head like politics and stuff, I got out of hand about how much I hate it.. I'll talk to her when shes available

>>38754071
How did you figure this out lad?

What if one of ebin's old schoolmates is in this thread right now

>>38754039
I didn't get 3 (you)'s in time. Bad things will happen now.

You were warned.

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Leaked picture of Ebin. View at own risk.

>>38754131
Old fashioned detective work lad.

There's only a handful of schools in Ebin's area. I found people on Facebook who were likely to be in Ebin's year at school, and asked them questions about him, based on details in the thread. Didn't take very long before I got a name, and then I learned about his ham and eggo past.

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>>38754039
Giving you a cheeky little 4th (You) for the bants

Check the Sunday Sport this week for the headline "EBIN'S HAM AND EGGO SHAME"

>>38754168

I will uniroincally buy it. I 99% expect to waste 60p or whatever it is, but that 1%

>>38754161
Ebin must be shitting himself right now

Tell his old classmates about his anime girl posting and his pathetic life

>>38754161
>>38754182
I wasn't called ham and eggo, I don't know if my school peers will even remember me, I wasn't really involved and it was 8 years ago. I think you've misshot on the school year maybe

>>38754205
>I-I wasn't really called Ham and Eggo guys haha
We're onto you

Lads I've been trying to find a music video for years. In it it had a woman and a man in hospital gowns in a clinic type thing and they're separated by a glass wall the music is like

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (quite fast)

>>38754161
doxxanon just doxxed himself, all we have to do is ask ebin's classmates who was the guy who just asked a bunch of questions about ebin

>>38754250

As I said >>38753962

This anon claiming to know everything about ebin isn't me

>>38754262

It's not this, but this is what sprung to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWcuD77lwo

>>38751983
You aren't welcome.
For comeback august and here in general.
We should gas trannies like you.

>>38754272

meant to quote>>38754249

the robot no longer serves its purpose

>>38754275
Trannies are better than gayboys though

>>38753946
Got anything on Sexy Kev/Corrie poster?

>>38754262
also hes wrong, I think its larping. The "classmates" thing is an interesting angle but I barely went to school and was in small retard classes mostly. They're all either retarded, turbo normies or both. I doubt any would remember me from 8 years ago but they'd remember me as the fat weird kid

Now that ebin has a blog my suspicions that ebin is poleaboo are basically confirmed

>>38754292
>but I barely went to school
It shows, mate

>>38754292
So we need to ask your school mates about a fat weird kid.
The net closes.

only been awake 6 hours and im exhausted, this is dire lads

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Managed to play about 20mins of a dota2 game before abandoning and getting placed in low prio again

>>38754299
i-it d-does?

>>38754305
good luck

>>38754325
I used to be really good at Rainbow Six Siege but i went back and theres like 4 new characters and i can't handle the high-stress gameplay anymore.

>>38754325
>I have no doubt if Nietzsche and his ilk were alive today they would be reddit posters
HAHAAHAHAH
your blog is still one of the best things to have happened to britfeel recently

>>38754341
try disprove me

Excited AF for my action camera delivery now, just fixed up my mountain bike and about to order a few parts to fix my motorbike too. If anyone has any fitting /britfeel/ music to put over the videos Ill upload, lemme know.

>>38754341
If only it were like that. Could actually make reddit comments interesting to read.

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>virgin media down till 2030

Reeeeeee

should i tell my doctor the truth tomorrow or should i just avoid talking about my real thoughts like i always do lads

>>38754375
Tell him you want to be the little girl

>>38754375
You should tell the truth Tilde. Or you won't get better

>>38754375
if you tell him the truth he'll just prescribe you (((sertraline))) or something

>>38754375
Dont tell him laddo, imagine if in the future you recover but companies can take a look at your medical history and blacklist you.

I'm home alone for 4 days lads, what should I do?

Had a look at POF, wouldn't touch any girl within a 15 mile radius with a barge pole

>>38754398
That's not how it works matw

>>38754297
>You now remember when Poleaboo's blog was called 'Beta feels' and had optimism

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>>38754325

How would you feel about me changing my screenname on jackpotjoy to Ebin or Ebinlad for 1 evening, you could be famous on ITV Roulette.

>>38754417
Is it on ITV1? I'd have a watch

>>38754325
Try Doomfist in OW lad, you can pretend Mercy is Tilde and BLACKED her.

>>38754424

It's on ITV1 at about half past midnight, up to you lad.

>>38754375
desu tilde. I wish your doctor was shipman

>>38754426
Oh they released that?

>>38754429
you can if you want, I might be asleep though.

I'd reccomend you do something edgy that other people would understand and laugh at like "HaroldShipman" or "ElliotRodger"

>>38753332
>>38753451

Just seen these posts lad. Well done on getting sub-2, sub-60 isn't far off now

>>38754408
The recovery and blacklisting thing are both future things ygm bro.

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>>38754398
>imagine if in the future you recover but companies can take a look at your medical history and blacklist you.

>>38754401
And then you'll cry about how lonely you are. You don't deserve to have high standards desu

speaking of Tilde getting BLACKED, I was going to try masturbate this afternoon. might explore the option a bit

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>>38754375
>Pour your soul out
>'Hey that's rough anon, just take these 20 antidepressants and tell me how you're feel'
>B-But I've already had those ones, can't you offer me som-
>'Okay we'll just up your dose. If these don't work we have another antidepressant too, if that doesn't work we can up the dose or maybe you'd like to try our other ant...'
Go for it.

>>38754429
I thought it was a gameshow from the pic. Is it one of those things were there's just a presenter staring right at you?

>>38754438
Yeah, you can't play him in comp until next week though. He's pretty hard to use for OW.

>>38754479
will they give me antidepressants if i ask? or will they think im just lying to get drugs or something