College is a meme but I don't know any alternative besides

>>38751594
is it weird that this pic turns me on a bit?

>>38751860
Yes because she has a tattoo

>>38751860
dat dere aliumz got some good brew.

>>38751594
cheap online community shitter college. then just find a 15$ an hour job and live right next to your job if possible.
don't own a car and just have all your shit delivered.

people can't "survive" on 15$ an hour because they want a 90's American social life, where you go out to expensive dinners and shows every weekend and somehow are able to afford it.

>>38751905
I don't plan on living 90s life
All I want is a spouse and children but my current significant other wants me to get a degree of some sort bfore we live together and pump out children '__>'

>>38751594

mfw fake fucking alien gets more girls than I ever will

>>38751977
i'm retarded, but why do you need a degree before you can have a kid? is 2 people not enough to support 1 child?

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>>38751594
>only thing I can do is uni
>tried two trades but autism really flares up in those environments
>can't take another minute of listening to entrepreneur gurus talking about entrepreneur stuff on their entrepreneur blogs who only want to sell their ebooks

Straight to the point and extremely relatable, good post OP-kun

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>>38752301
such are the perks of being in the highest eschalons of the illuminates

>>38751905
the fuck are you talking about 15 an hour is very decent for an unlearned job